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RuNE
bomberman


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
#5507632 - 04/12/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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k i wish i had a picture but
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH! MY KEYBOARD IS BLUE! (it really is, kidna lame, we got it free with PC from chinese PC shop) YOUR SALVATION LIES IN THE BLUE KEYBOARD.
....As there are limited quantities, I am now taking bids on my un-corrupted keyboard, starting bid in the sum of $45,000 USD.
I take money orders, cheques, and paypal.
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PurpleKush
Rational Lunatic


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: RuNE]
#5507657 - 04/12/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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sold!
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RuNE
bomberman


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: PurpleKush]
#5507665 - 04/12/06 11:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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You need to post your mailing address.
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scatmanrav
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: PurpleKush]
#5507683 - 04/12/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABDEFGHIJKLNOPQRSUW
Wierd.
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daimyo
Monticello

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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: RuNE]
#5507742 - 04/12/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I got a black one with grey keys. Sell it for 30K.
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blackroselove
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
#5507746 - 04/12/06 11:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ with one
BCEGHIMNOPQRUVWXZ missing ADFJKLSTY with both shifts.
Thats odd.I wonder why.
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drtyfrnk
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: blackroselove]
#5507847 - 04/12/06 11:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shift: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Both Shifts: ACDEGIJLNRSTUVWY
Missing: BFHKMOPQXZ
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Colonel Kurtz Ph.D
What What?

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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5508178 - 04/12/06 01:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ABDFGHJKLN?STY
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fresh313
journeyman


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DVORAK vs QWERTY fight to the death
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hug_the_man
Stranger


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: fresh313]
#5508847 - 04/12/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPSUVXZ
i only missing t and y..
the 2 top middle keys.. weird.
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aNeway2sayHooray
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: fresh313]
#5508853 - 04/12/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Two men enter.
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
#5508933 - 04/12/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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2 shifts: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
my keyboard rocks. Its like 5 or 6 years old. I just cleaned it out, and dumped like 5 tons of cigarette ash from the cracks in between keys. Still works like a champ. Fuck that ergonomic shit! Mine is just a straight rectangle. Kickin it old school, baby!
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kAAk
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: DoctorJ]
#5509003 - 04/12/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Post your keyboards as well!
A few months ago I got myself this after my old one died. Really nice.
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debianlinux
Myconerd - DBK



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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: fresh313]
#5509056 - 04/12/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
fresh313 said: DVORAK vs QWERTY fight to the death
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=dvorak&word2=qwerty
dvorak wins.
ACDEGIJLNRSTUVWY
damn, almost half my letters can't be double-shifted
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RedNucleus
Causal Observer


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
#5509070 - 04/12/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ABDFGHJKLNSTY with both shifts CEIMOPQRUVWXZ are the letters missing from above yeah weird
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Konnrade
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
#5509072 - 04/12/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
kAAk said: Post your keyboards as well!
A few months ago I got myself this after my old one died. Really nice.
I have a lower-end keyboard that's sort of like that. Logitech... has a simple set of buttons for playing media and volume... and then a row of buttons for common functions (homepage, e-mail program, search, and an icon of a running person that doesn't seem to do anything). My prob with the thing is that it's ergonomic, so I had to get used to it before I could hit the right keys. I can around 30wpm, but I chicken-peck with my fingers... so it's all muscle memory.
When I got the ergo keyboard, it took about a month before I could type well without looking. Problem is that fucks me up if I get a job where I need to type but have a non-ergo keyboard (which is 90% likely to be the keyboard they have).
Ever seen the keyboards that are actually just projected onto a flat surface? It projects the outlines and letters of the keys in a bold laser light, and uses sensors to tell when you're "pushing" them.
They seem totally awesome! ~You can see it in the dark ~It's small and portable ~It doesn't get crumbs and shit in it ~No keystroke noises ~makes cleanup not an issue
The whole cleanliness thing was getting hospitals really interested. Regular keyboards are considered impossible to sterilize... they get shit stuck all over inside of them, and you can't douse them in a disinfectant without ruining them. With a projected keyboard they can just sterilize the little projector/sensor unit, and then turn a clean sterile desk into the keyboard.
Pictars!
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debianlinux
Myconerd - DBK



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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: Konnrade]
#5509083 - 04/12/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said: you can't douse them in a disinfectant without ruining them.
incorrect, it's just a PITA.
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Konnrade
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: debianlinux]
#5509102 - 04/12/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well I guess you could use certain nonconductive disinfectants.. but then there's all the junk that WILL get down inside any keyboard. What if that junk contains conductive ions? If it does... it could still ruin the keyboard.
There are those plastic keyboard condoms, but those get pretty ratty... and there can still be microbe life under them... so all it does is keep the dirt out.
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Kaleidoscope
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: debianlinux]
#5509104 - 04/12/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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double shift: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
you guys have fucked up keyboards
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debianlinux
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: Konnrade]
#5509117 - 04/12/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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one can disassemble the KB and rinse it with a light bleach solution or alcohol solution followed by a thorough rinsing with running water. scrubbing with a brush is fine too as long as care is taken not to damage the board. the biggest factor is making absofuckinlootley sure the thing is entirely dry before powering it up.
i have done this many many times with KBs i have picked up with auction or yardsale or giveaway computers and also to my own KBs. BTW, the one and only time I have ever spilled anything into my KB it was water and it did not hurt anything despite the fact the computer was running at the time of the accident.
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