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OfflinekAAk
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Keyboard world domination conspiracy!
    #5507139 - 04/12/06 09:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I was smoking some lovely cannabis to myself yesterday and I found myself shocked as I uncovered something rather disturbing:

When I press shift and type the alphabet, I get:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

But when I press both shifts and type the same thing, I get:

ACDEGIJLNRSTUVWY

That means when you hold both shifts, you can't type:
bfkmopqxz  !  :crazy2: :eek: :mad2: :crazy2:

BFKMOPQXZ! This, when decyphered with rot13 is OSXZBCDKM! OS X! Apple is creeping up into our computers, Steve Jobs is the DEVIL! We need to make a 20-gram powdered mushroom assault to thwart his plans and make his see his evilness!

Chaos!

I just found out this yesterday accidentally. This is, I believe top secret information and I think it will be used to some evil world domination scheme! Burn your keyboard and use onscreen-keyboard for maximum safety!

EDIT: Post your keyboards as well!


Edited by kAAk (04/12/06 05:07 PM)


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
    #5507143 - 04/12/06 09:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ABDEFGHIJKLNOPQRSUW

I did the same thing and I couldn't type CMTVXYZ


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5507145 - 04/12/06 09:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

p.s. yay apple


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
    #5507146 - 04/12/06 09:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: :crazy2:


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
    #5507150 - 04/12/06 09:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

All letters work for me.


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: daimyo]
    #5507163 - 04/12/06 09:09 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

no shift
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

SHIFTS
BCEGHIMNOPQRUVWXZ


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Offlineunbeliever
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
    #5507175 - 04/12/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

ACDEGIJLNRSTUVWY

Shift and Double-Shift respectively.


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InvisibleOJK
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
    #5507196 - 04/12/06 09:19 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

This kind of thing wouldn't happen if everyone still used buckling-spring keyboards.


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
    #5507235 - 04/12/06 09:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You all have some fucked up keyboards.


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! *DELETED* [Re: daimyo]
    #5507257 - 04/12/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Post deleted by ThaiLipaYai

Reason for deletion: Cleaning House For Paranoia!



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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5507312 - 04/12/06 09:57 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

1:  ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Both:  ABDEFGHIJKLNOPQRSUW

AMAZING!

:microwave:


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
    #5507447 - 04/12/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

With both shifts I couldn't type the following letters: eqrtwy

Which, when moved about spells: QWERTY, a type of keyboard arrangement!


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But makes for the heaviest sword"
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Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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OfflineKonnrade
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: dblaney]
    #5507486 - 04/12/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

dblaney said:
With both shifts I couldn't type the following letters: eqrtwy

Which, when moved about spells: QWERTY, a type of keyboard arrangement!




get off of my internet


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I find your lack of faith disturbing


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: Konnrade]
    #5507560 - 04/12/06 10:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ACDEGIJLNRSTUVWY - double shift


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: Konnrade]
    #5507575 - 04/12/06 10:55 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

1 shift: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
2 shifts: BCDGIJKLMPQRVWXZ

missing AEFHNOSTUY. Ony my Dvorak keyboard, that's all the home row except the middle two, plus the middle two from the top row. Fuckin weird.


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: supercollider]
    #5507585 - 04/12/06 10:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

To me, "dvorak" always sounded like some sort of cheaply made russian robot


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OfflineRuNE
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: kAAk]
    #5507607 - 04/12/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What the fuck is wrong with you people, mine is the same all around. Maybe its cuz im so leet.


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: Konnrade]
    #5507611 - 04/12/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:grin:


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"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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OfflinekAAk
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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: RuNE]
    #5507616 - 04/12/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

No, it just means your keyboard isn't corrupted. If you can find another like your keyboard, you can sell it on ebay for tons of money!


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Re: Keyboard world domination conspiracy! [Re: supercollider]
    #5507624 - 04/12/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ACDEGIJLNRSTUVWY


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