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mushiemountain
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I Was Thinking...
#5506300 - 04/12/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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and i still haven't had sex. i mean i could have, but i don't wanna lose my virginity to any whore. but now there's this girl that i like and she likes me (wants to be my girlfriend), and she wants to have sex. this girl is not a whore, so i would love to lose my virginity to her.
but yeah, so i was thinking that i should take some MDMA and lose my virginity to her. resulting in the greatest first time ever, i suppose. good idea? bad idea? the other option would be LSD .
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Why not candyflip? Go all out, you deserve it.
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i'm saving the candyflip for summer. just recently candyflipped.
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tough call.... id say do it normally cuz ive heard E ruins it and that would suck to ruin it to only have one good experience for the rest of your life, it will probably suck anyways since its the first time so you would never get to experience the real thing if you did it on E...
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dry smash her shit box
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Well if I was about to lose my virginity I'd take a some opiates. A couple percs or something so you dont blow your load in the first 3 minutes.
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: BoneMan]
#5506377 - 04/12/06 01:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Put it in her pooper while peaking on Datura. That will give a pretty memorable experience.
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: pantsboy]
#5506389 - 04/12/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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You'll have such a good time if you bone her on E then any other time you have sex it won't compare to it at all and it won't be as fun.
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Don't waste the drugs. You'll bust a nut before you even know you're in her.
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: DNKYD]
#5506406 - 04/12/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yup...
MDMA + first time sex = so fast you wont even remember it.
Do her sober...last as long as possible. Drugs are just going to embarrass you.
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On the other hand I may recommend the "whiskey dick". Drink till you can barely get it up...then keep it up and do her till your too tired. You most likely wont cum, and she most likely will.
Shell think your a fuckin sex gladiator.
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i had had a few beers the first time i had sex, and i wished i would have been sober.
if i was in your shoes id just do her sober. you wont need anything else to make it special. its your first time, itll be special enough. once you know your way around your woman, then maybe is time to experiment with the x.
on a side note...making love after smoking a bowl is always my favorite
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: bobjones]
#5507510 - 04/12/06 10:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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well the point is for it to be the best time, that's why i wanted to do it on E. i know it won't be nearly as good as future times.
either E or oxy...
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I'd do it sober.
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That's retarded. Do yourself a favor and listen to the only girl to reply in this post. Do it sober.
If you want to last, spank it plenty before you go to meet her. Make sure to do it to the point where it takes effort to bust.
I'll agree that you'll embarrass yourself on drugs.
And btw, good sex ≠ sex on drugs. Good sex = with a girl you're very into, physicaly and mentaly, in the right setting in the right mood, with the right drive. ...with the -possibility- of drugs.
Choice is yours, but i advise against it for mutliple reasons.
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I'm against it. This is the thing you are probably going to remember for life, and chances are you are going to regret taking drugs.
First times are always messy, no need to make it any more complex my adding substances.
I vote for no.
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: kAAk]
#5507854 - 04/12/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do it sober dude!
No drugs, first time = soberness
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18+ and still a virgin? holy shit...you are a rare breed...i say hold out...and sell your virginity in EBAY! it could bring a hefty price 
seriously, i agree with most here...dont bother with drugs on your first time..youll be wasting 2 things..good drugs and her interest in having sex with you again...just do what the other guy said..spank it 3-4 times the day you are going to to meet her..that way your not carrying a loaded weapon...youll be able to pound that ass for awhile and get good word of mouth advertising "omg mushiemountain pounded me for 3 hrs and it was his first time!" also...watch lots of porn asap to get ideas of different positons...try em all...be sure to take care of her needs..the whole foreplay thing and *starts to feel ill* cuddling when its over...i usually just go make a sandwich and watch tv GOOD LUCK! and i hope you have fun playing "hide the weenie"
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shouldn't the first time be the best? i want it to be, therefore E+sex=fantastic.
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I sincerely hope that your first time isn't the best.
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Ok man, you keep asking for everybody's advice, and when everybody says to do it sober you keep insisting to do it on E. If you aren't going to take advice just fucking do it on E.
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the first time is always the worst....
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: AliceDee]
#5508491 - 04/12/06 03:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Here is what you NEED to do in order to go for awhile:
-0.5 gram of meth -glass dick -lighter -a pack of trojans
You'll probably last for 3 hours your first time...
no joke...
But smoking dope is a real bad idea....
a real real bad idea...
Cocaine on the dick?
Does that really numb your shit??
lmao your dick will get so numb u wont be able to keep an erection and you'll get all shriveled and she'll be like "wtf man, fuck you" and leave...
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: Original]
#5508495 - 04/12/06 03:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh shit i didnt use quick reply
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: Original]
#5508504 - 04/12/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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i am considering your guys' advice. i think i will just snort a 20mg oxy.
usually when i just jack off and then try to jack off again a little later it kinda is sore. so i don't know if i should wank it before or not.
and no i will not smoke shit.
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: AliceDee]
#5508534 - 04/12/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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edit: [re:general reply]
man, none of you know what the fuck you are talking about.
for one, a chick losing her virginity isnt going to like being "pounded for 3 hours", let alone an hour. chances are she'll be in pain & she wont really enjoy the experience.
for 2, its hard getting your dick UP on E, & even harder busting a nutt. chances are, youll burn yourself out before you bustanutt.
theres nothing worse than not busting a nutt.
& if she'll be rolling too, do NOT let her give you head, unless you want your dick bitten off.
do it SOBER.
like i said, it might feel great you, but for her, its going to hurt.
so dont take too long, the less pain it is for her, the more youll be able to hit it again & again in the days to come.
& if all else fails, do anal.
dont forget the lube.
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increase the dosage to 80
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: 40oz]
#5508555 - 04/12/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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and if your first time is on E, you WILL desensitize normal/sober sex. pretty much putting your sexdrive in a noose.
dont be dumb, do it sober.
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: pantsboy]
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Meth is the way to go if you wanna go all night but it's a terrible drug and like 40oz said E is not the ticket either cuz you can't keep it up and it takes 3hrs to get off, besides if she is a virgin 3hrs won't be an option for her. It's the first time just go all natural!!!
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alright: u need dope, coke, acid, and OC 80s...
a ball of dope, a ball of yay, 20 hits of acid in microdot form, 10 OC 80mgs.
first get her over then:
get her to smoke some meth, give her a fat .4g puddle for her first time smokin dope...
teach her then go into the bathroom and bring the coke, baking soda, a nice size spoon, and a full lighter, cut 1 gram of yay with 1g of baking soda, mix together with a few drops of water until its pasty, spread the paste around the spoon, u do this because you get better rocking cuz everything gets cooked,
the after u rock it, smoke it out of a car antenna with a piece of brillo pad in the mouthpice end
get her to smoke .7g rock and u .7g rock...
then u each snort 40mg crush OC...
meth take 10 more hits of dope and 2 more lines of yay...
start drinking the vidka, you HAVE TO KILL A FIFTH in 30 minutes or you die...
take 5 hits of acid and her 15 (fifteen) hits of acid...
make out for 30 minutes ...
and the fuck...
thats how we do it....
but most of my friends have died from this...
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: Original]
#5509171 - 04/12/06 05:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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wat kind of retarded pointless advice is that?pshhhh people these dayz, plain and simple....do it sober
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i must have missed the part where he said she was a virgin too. i can't see how 2 virgins going at it could be anything more than a disaster unless they intend to stick together for quite some time and even then it will be a disaster.
my only suggestion is to tell the chick that you are a virgin so that all pressure is off of you. if she knows up front that you're a virgin then she isn't going have any expectations for you to let her down on and she is going to feel damn special that you chose to lose it to her.
as far as doing drugs... i have no real comment except to say that if you do follow my advice consider the fact that drugging will most likely take a whole lot of the special out of it for her.
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: 40oz]
#5509241 - 04/12/06 06:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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shit man!!! whats with all this horrible advise?!?!?
you dont need drugs... what you need is your full attention on her.
tease her plenty... and i mean PLENTY
start kissing etc.. and when you see her breathing hard.. STOP!
that drives them wild.
also if you give her great oral and make her cum several times that way, you can then place all you manhood in there with the confidence that its your time to get satisfaction since you did your job well. this extra confidence will result in you going for a long long time. oh yeah, and if you feel youre about to bust, think about waves ocean etc to get your mind off it. its ok to pull out and kiss if youre about to blow. just keep it all natural. and for gods sake, if shes about to have an o DONT STOP OR CHANGE WHAT YOURE DOING!
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: pantsboy]
#5509259 - 04/12/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
pantsboy said: Put it in her pooper while peaking on Datura. That will give a pretty memorable experience.
Yeah, you know what? You are a creepy drunkard, so save us the datura talk, okay?
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Do it
Doesn't even matter if it's here, or if you're on anything
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: waterbug]
#5509283 - 04/12/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Elementary, dear Watson!
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: blissedout]
#5509293 - 04/12/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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seems like this guy is in dire need of some of that
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: waterbug]
#5509474 - 04/12/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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alright i have decided i will not take the MDMA.
she is not a virgin. i am. she already knows this. she feels special about me choosing her. she wants to get drunk at her house during this spring break and have a move night in her room.
now i am concerned of busting to early. so i think i will just do a low dose of oxy, that seems to make me not cum very easily, but it doesn't make it impossible to get it up or anything like MDMA does.
i would do it sober, but i know for a fact that i will cum too early. i usually cum within the first minute of a girl giving me head, but i think that's just cause i am nervous, in which i will be very nervous when the time comes to fuck this girl.
any advice is welcome.
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you might consider relaxing a bit, alcohol alone will usually make you last a little longer, if you go before she does then just please her in other ways until she gets what she needs
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: waterbug]
#5509543 - 04/12/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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honesty is the best policy. hell she already knows your a virgin so just tell her that you're concerned about popping off too early. the fact that you are concerned about it practically guarantees that it will happen. so what? really?! i don't know about you but i can get right back up again or not even lose it if the stimulation keeps coming. ask her if she''ll suck you off first and suck you hard again. or if you do pop off go down on her till it comes back up and then go at it again. the more you worry or the more you fuck around about this the more uncomfortable you're going to be. just communicate your anxiety and do what has to be done. if she can't work with you or considers it over just cause you lost your 1st wad then you probably shouldn't be trying to lose it to this girl. if your goal is just to lose it then fuck it all. just pop off and go home.
just remember this. you're the fucking virgin. it's your night. yes, you want her to have pleasure but it's you're fucking night. make it happen your way or just move on. you only get to lose your virginity once and i'd dare to say that the large majority of people lose it in very uninspired, unimaginative, uncomfortable and downright depressing ways.
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I'm 20, and was a virgin up until four or so months ago. I've had sex at least 30+ times now. It's good bro, But it's slightly overrated. Take a chance with being embarrassed, you will do fine. Sex is truly a blessing Start now, or you will only be able to perform when you do it alone, as too much porn can ruin a sex life.
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sex is only overrated for the unimaginative, imo
i waited till i as almost 20. if i had saved myself for another it may well have been worth it. as it is, i pretty much wasted all that time from ~15yo-19yo.
boy, was that stupid.
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Wasted? Nah... maybe you lost a bit of my potential, but it was not in vain. It's just harder getting creative, without lots of experience, this is what can be bad. My girl keeps asking me if I wanna do anal, I told her I never had, and would think about it, it's not really my thing.
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how can you say it isn't you're thing until you've tried it?
hey, it's not my thing either but i still like to do it from time to time. especially after pounding her shit loose as a goose all night. it can be damn fun to hit the extra tight for a quick changeup. plus, it's just so dirty/naughty, it adds a certain "mystique" or whatever. plus, like i said, it's fucking tight like a vag can never be.
also, inserting something like anal beads makes her vag feel especially nice.
like i said, imagination is k3y. the possibilities are endless.
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Getting drunk makes you last plenty. No need for oxy. G'damn son.. this is sex not the olympics.
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