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Fruitboot
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Ok man, you keep asking for everybody's advice, and when everybody says to do it sober you keep insisting to do it on E. If you aren't going to take advice just fucking do it on E.
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AliceDee
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the first time is always the worst....
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Original
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: AliceDee]
#5508491 - 04/12/06 03:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Here is what you NEED to do in order to go for awhile:
-0.5 gram of meth -glass dick -lighter -a pack of trojans
You'll probably last for 3 hours your first time...
no joke...
But smoking dope is a real bad idea....
a real real bad idea...
Cocaine on the dick?
Does that really numb your shit??
lmao your dick will get so numb u wont be able to keep an erection and you'll get all shriveled and she'll be like "wtf man, fuck you" and leave...
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: Original]
#5508495 - 04/12/06 03:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh shit i didnt use quick reply
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mushiemountain
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: Original]
#5508504 - 04/12/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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i am considering your guys' advice. i think i will just snort a 20mg oxy.
usually when i just jack off and then try to jack off again a little later it kinda is sore. so i don't know if i should wank it before or not.
and no i will not smoke shit.
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40oz


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: AliceDee]
#5508534 - 04/12/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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edit: [re:general reply]
man, none of you know what the fuck you are talking about.
for one, a chick losing her virginity isnt going to like being "pounded for 3 hours", let alone an hour. chances are she'll be in pain & she wont really enjoy the experience.
for 2, its hard getting your dick UP on E, & even harder busting a nutt. chances are, youll burn yourself out before you bustanutt.
theres nothing worse than not busting a nutt.
& if she'll be rolling too, do NOT let her give you head, unless you want your dick bitten off.
do it SOBER.
like i said, it might feel great you, but for her, its going to hurt.
so dont take too long, the less pain it is for her, the more youll be able to hit it again & again in the days to come.
& if all else fails, do anal.
dont forget the lube.
ahah
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increase the dosage to 80
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: 40oz]
#5508555 - 04/12/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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and if your first time is on E, you WILL desensitize normal/sober sex. pretty much putting your sexdrive in a noose.
dont be dumb, do it sober.
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: pantsboy]
#5508581 - 04/12/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Meth is the way to go if you wanna go all night but it's a terrible drug and like 40oz said E is not the ticket either cuz you can't keep it up and it takes 3hrs to get off, besides if she is a virgin 3hrs won't be an option for her. It's the first time just go all natural!!!
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alright: u need dope, coke, acid, and OC 80s...
a ball of dope, a ball of yay, 20 hits of acid in microdot form, 10 OC 80mgs.
first get her over then:
get her to smoke some meth, give her a fat .4g puddle for her first time smokin dope...
teach her then go into the bathroom and bring the coke, baking soda, a nice size spoon, and a full lighter, cut 1 gram of yay with 1g of baking soda, mix together with a few drops of water until its pasty, spread the paste around the spoon, u do this because you get better rocking cuz everything gets cooked,
the after u rock it, smoke it out of a car antenna with a piece of brillo pad in the mouthpice end
get her to smoke .7g rock and u .7g rock...
then u each snort 40mg crush OC...
meth take 10 more hits of dope and 2 more lines of yay...
start drinking the vidka, you HAVE TO KILL A FIFTH in 30 minutes or you die...
take 5 hits of acid and her 15 (fifteen) hits of acid...
make out for 30 minutes ...
and the fuck...
thats how we do it....
but most of my friends have died from this...
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: Original]
#5509171 - 04/12/06 05:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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wat kind of retarded pointless advice is that?pshhhh people these dayz, plain and simple....do it sober
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i must have missed the part where he said she was a virgin too. i can't see how 2 virgins going at it could be anything more than a disaster unless they intend to stick together for quite some time and even then it will be a disaster.
my only suggestion is to tell the chick that you are a virgin so that all pressure is off of you. if she knows up front that you're a virgin then she isn't going have any expectations for you to let her down on and she is going to feel damn special that you chose to lose it to her.
as far as doing drugs... i have no real comment except to say that if you do follow my advice consider the fact that drugging will most likely take a whole lot of the special out of it for her.
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: 40oz]
#5509241 - 04/12/06 06:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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shit man!!! whats with all this horrible advise?!?!?
you dont need drugs... what you need is your full attention on her.
tease her plenty... and i mean PLENTY
start kissing etc.. and when you see her breathing hard.. STOP!
that drives them wild.
also if you give her great oral and make her cum several times that way, you can then place all you manhood in there with the confidence that its your time to get satisfaction since you did your job well. this extra confidence will result in you going for a long long time. oh yeah, and if you feel youre about to bust, think about waves ocean etc to get your mind off it. its ok to pull out and kiss if youre about to blow. just keep it all natural. and for gods sake, if shes about to have an o DONT STOP OR CHANGE WHAT YOURE DOING!
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: pantsboy]
#5509259 - 04/12/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
pantsboy said: Put it in her pooper while peaking on Datura. That will give a pretty memorable experience.
Yeah, you know what? You are a creepy drunkard, so save us the datura talk, okay?
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Do it
Doesn't even matter if it's here, or if you're on anything
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: waterbug]
#5509283 - 04/12/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Elementary, dear Watson!
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: blissedout]
#5509293 - 04/12/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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seems like this guy is in dire need of some of that
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: waterbug]
#5509474 - 04/12/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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alright i have decided i will not take the MDMA.
she is not a virgin. i am. she already knows this. she feels special about me choosing her. she wants to get drunk at her house during this spring break and have a move night in her room.
now i am concerned of busting to early. so i think i will just do a low dose of oxy, that seems to make me not cum very easily, but it doesn't make it impossible to get it up or anything like MDMA does.
i would do it sober, but i know for a fact that i will cum too early. i usually cum within the first minute of a girl giving me head, but i think that's just cause i am nervous, in which i will be very nervous when the time comes to fuck this girl.
any advice is welcome.
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you might consider relaxing a bit, alcohol alone will usually make you last a little longer, if you go before she does then just please her in other ways until she gets what she needs
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