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Offlinemushiemountain
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I Was Thinking...
    #5506300 - 04/12/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

and i still haven't had sex. i mean i could have, but i don't wanna lose my virginity to any whore. but now there's this girl that i like and she likes me (wants to be my girlfriend), and she wants to have sex. this girl is not a whore, so i would love to lose my virginity to her.

but yeah, so i was thinking that i should take some MDMA and lose my virginity to her. resulting in the greatest first time ever, i suppose. good idea? bad idea? the other option would be LSD :grin:.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5506303 - 04/12/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why not candyflip? Go all out, you deserve it.


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Offlinemushiemountain
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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5506321 - 04/12/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i'm saving the candyflip for summer. just recently candyflipped.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5506330 - 04/12/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

tough call.... id say do it normally cuz ive heard E ruins it and that would suck to ruin it to only have one good experience for the rest of your life, it will probably suck anyways since its the first time so you would never get to experience the real thing if you did it on E...


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain] * 5
    #5506332 - 04/12/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

dry smash her shit box


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5506336 - 04/12/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Well if I was about to lose my virginity I'd take a some opiates. A couple percs or something so you dont blow your load in the first 3 minutes.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: BoneMan]
    #5506377 - 04/12/06 01:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Put it in her pooper while peaking on Datura. That will give a pretty memorable experience.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: pantsboy]
    #5506389 - 04/12/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You'll have such a good time if you bone her on E then any other time you have sex it won't compare to it at all and it won't be as fun.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5506391 - 04/12/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Don't waste the drugs. You'll bust a nut before you even know you're in her.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: DNKYD]
    #5506406 - 04/12/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yup...

MDMA + first time sex = so fast you wont even remember it.

Do her sober...last as long as possible. Drugs are just going to embarrass you.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #5506411 - 04/12/06 01:29 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

On the other hand I may recommend the "whiskey dick". Drink till you can barely get it up...then keep it up and do her till your too tired. You most likely wont cum, and she most likely will.

Shell think your a fuckin sex gladiator.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5506473 - 04/12/06 02:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i had had a few beers the first time i had sex, and i wished i would have been sober.

if i was in your shoes id just do her sober. you wont need anything else to make it special. its your first time, itll be special enough. once you know your way around your woman, then maybe is time to experiment with the x.

on a side note...making love after smoking a bowl is always my favorite  :thumbup:


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: bobjones]
    #5507510 - 04/12/06 10:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

well the point is for it to be the best time, that's why i wanted to do it on E. i know it won't be nearly as good as future times.

either E or oxy...


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5507534 - 04/12/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd do it sober.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5507580 - 04/12/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That's retarded. Do yourself a favor and listen to the only girl to reply in this post. Do it sober.

If you want to last, spank it plenty before you go to meet her. Make sure to do it to the point where it takes effort to bust.

I'll agree that you'll embarrass yourself on drugs.

And btw, good sex ≠ sex on drugs.
Good sex = with a girl you're very into, physicaly and mentaly, in the right setting in the right mood, with the right drive. ...with the -possibility- of drugs.

Choice is yours, but i advise against it for mutliple reasons.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5507666 - 04/12/06 11:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm against it. This is the thing you are probably going to remember for life, and chances are you are going to regret taking drugs.

First times are always messy, no need to make it any more complex my adding substances.

I vote for no. :sun:


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: kAAk]
    #5507854 - 04/12/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Do it sober dude!

No drugs, first time = soberness


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5507903 - 04/12/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

18+ and still a virgin? holy shit...you are a rare breed...i say hold out...and sell your virginity in EBAY! it could bring a hefty price :grin:

seriously, i agree with most here...dont bother with drugs on your first time..youll be wasting 2 things..good drugs and her interest in having sex with you again...just do what the other guy said..spank it 3-4 times the day you are going to to meet her..that way your not carrying a loaded weapon...youll be able to pound that ass for awhile and get good word of mouth advertising "omg mushiemountain pounded me for 3 hrs and it was his first time!"
also...watch lots of porn asap to get ideas of different positons...try em all...be sure to take care of her needs..the whole foreplay thing and *starts to feel ill* cuddling when its over...i usually just go make a sandwich and watch tv
GOOD LUCK! and i hope you have fun playing "hide the weenie"


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: hIgHdRoLoVeR]
    #5508376 - 04/12/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

shouldn't the first time be the best? i want it to be, therefore E+sex=fantastic.


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Re: I Was Thinking... [Re: mushiemountain]
    #5508382 - 04/12/06 02:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I sincerely hope that your first time isn't the best.


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