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daussaulit
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A letter to president Bush
#5505572 - 04/11/06 09:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Not sure if it has been posted elsewhere, but here it is.
Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way we do here. So, would you mind telling President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because we already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
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DieCommie

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Re: A letter to president Bush [Re: daussaulit]
#5505625 - 04/11/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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haha real good 
I remeber my sociology teacher (worst class ever) said that americans need to be more respectful when traveling abroad, and attempt to learn others customs and language. Then the topic moved on and later she said that americans need to be more respectful of others who come here to america and learn their customs and language. Somebody asked why the double standard (brave soul) and she just looked confues like she didnt understand.
Then later she said that anybody who opposed illegal immigration was a racist and she could tell who in the class it was by looking in their eyes At the end of the semister she told me I had the third highest grade in all her classes and I should take some feminisim class of her's. Ya right!
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DieCommie

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Re: A letter to president Bush [Re: DieCommie]
#5505637 - 04/11/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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What is the address to the white house? 1600 penslyvania or somehting? I want to send one
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Fospher
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Re: A letter to president Bush [Re: daussaulit]
#5506461 - 04/12/06 02:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sarcasm is a great debate tool to make your opponent look foolish and irrational. It is, however, a shot below the belt.
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gluke bastid
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Re: A letter to president Bush [Re: daussaulit]
#5507819 - 04/12/06 11:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'll give it to you, that's a pretty good one.
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David_vs_Goliath
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Re: A letter to president Bush [Re: gluke bastid]
#5508785 - 04/12/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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the problem is, many of these people have been LIVING here for years. And since when was English the official language of America?
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daimyo
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That they were living here for years is not a positive for their case, but rather, a negative for the government. Particularly the agencies in charge of preventing this sort of thing.
English has been the official language for a long time.
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blaze2
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Re: A letter to president Bush [Re: daimyo]
#5508925 - 04/12/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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america doesnt have a state language man. All languages welcome. Free speach and all that.
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Re: A letter to president Bush [Re: blaze2]
#5509096 - 04/12/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well, good luck to going into pretty much any place or business and getting served if you don't know English.
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Luddite
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Re: A letter to president Bush [Re: daussaulit]
#5509313 - 04/12/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is it possible that they are letting them in because they are white and christian?
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RandalFlagg
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Re: A letter to president Bush [Re: DieCommie]
#5509574 - 04/12/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
DieCommie said: I remeber my sociology teacher (worst class ever) said that americans need to be more respectful when traveling abroad, and attempt to learn others customs and language. Then the topic moved on and later she said that americans need to be more respectful of others who come here to america and learn their customs and language. Somebody asked why the double standard (brave soul) and she just looked confues like she didnt understand.
Then later she said that anybody who opposed illegal immigration was a racist
My college experience was quite similar. I was bombarded daily with politically correct and perverse Leftism which left a bad taste in my mouth.
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