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Offlinelowdominion
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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505536 - 04/11/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I just took a drug test at a medical facility 4 week ago same deal they give you a cup, walk you into a bathroom and a nurse wipes down the toilet and sink and tells you to fill it to the line and tells you not to flush the toilet or use the sink, she then leaves and shuts the door behind you and lets you do your thing in private.




And This is MAJORITY of Medical places.....I just dont wanna get caught holdn little johnny's wee...Im not Paranoid..rather overly Cautious!




No one has watched me pull out my junk and piss for any pre-employment drug test ever it is always behind a closed door or curtain they only watch you piss for a court ordered drug test


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505573 - 04/11/06 09:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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SouthPArk said:
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lowdominion said:
I just took a drug test at a medical facility 4 week ago same deal they give you a cup, walk you into a bathroom and a nurse wipes down the toilet and sink and tells you to fill it to the line and tells you not to flush the toilet or use the sink, she then leaves and shuts the door behind you and lets you do your thing in private.




And This is MAJORITY of Medical places.....I just dont wanna get caught holdn little johnny's wee...Im not Paranoid..rather overly Cautious!




No one has watched me pull out my junk and piss for any pre-employment drug test ever it is always behind a closed door or curtain they only watch you piss for a court ordered drug test




So Theirz Hope!

I need to Start Asap but Wanna be FoolProof about it...

So They dont check you for anything b4 the test?

The Big Thing about the fake urine is

-NON Lubricated Condom
-Jhonny's Wee 98-100*
-Pin

then just hide the rubber and pin and viola? Walk out with Flying Colors?


Am I Missing something here?.....You'd Think they make sumbody watch.....but that makes sence if it's only for CourtORderz and such...


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505580 - 04/11/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Actually it is 90-100 degrees for court drug tests atleast.


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505604 - 04/11/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

you got it just use one of the disposable hand warmers wrapped around the condom works like a charm then tape the whole thing to the inside of your legs wear baggy pants that it's once you become part of the Sub Club you will never look back or worry about a piss test ever again


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505653 - 04/11/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hmmmmm......Im Very Tempted to Try the Condom Thing but If I can get Clean on my own within 4 weeks....im gonna stick with that.... like i said b4.... better safe then sorry...


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505676 - 04/11/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If you can stay clean for four weeks and exercise regularly you are golden and don't even need to worry


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505689 - 04/11/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Id Rather do that then cheat....cuz honestly...im only cheating myself!

Thnx 4 all your help LowDominion  :grin::thumbup:

And If ANYBODY has anything to add!!!

Please Do So!


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505731 - 04/11/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

No problem :wink: I know what it's like to have to take these stupid fucking privacy invading test hopefully some day us hardworking tokers won't have to put up with it any longer.  Whatever method you take good luck :grin:


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