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    #5505305 - 04/11/06 08:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505337 - 04/11/06 08:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I don't know about the blood test I have never heard about anyone getting a blood test for a pre-employment screening but the piss test is super easy just sub your dirty urine with clean urine from a friend or buy some synthetic don't waste your money on a detox drink they don't work.


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505345 - 04/11/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

sorry did not read your whole post but in a pre-empoyment screening they won't watch you piss i've taken over 50 drug test and have subbed over 30 of them without fail


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505354 - 04/11/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

....Im parnoid about the whole Fake Urine Shit....Id Rather Get Clean Anywayz....but it's more of getting caught......id rather be caught for weed then fake pee...

the BloodTest im not worried....but rhe pee test...Do'h!


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505363 - 04/11/06 08:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

in 2 weeks you should be fine.


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505381 - 04/11/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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sorry did not read your whole post but in a pre-empoyment screening they won't watch you piss i've taken over 50 drug test and have subbed over 30 of them without fail




where abouts do you live?....this company means buziness and im sure they have sumone watch.... are you postive they dont watch?....

I have to go into a Doctors office and do this so it aint no quick deal...


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505383 - 04/11/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

honestly everyone I suggest this to always says the same thing "I'm nervous about being caught" I just don't get it subbing is fool proof if done correctly and once you do it you never have to worry about a piss test ever again...unless your on probation but thats a different animal all together


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505393 - 04/11/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

let's put it this way...

In order for me to Take the Piss Test I need to give 2 weeks notice at my current job so instead of failing the test and crawling back on my knee's I wanna get a fool proof plan and never go back....


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505400 - 04/11/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I live in Mass and I am a tradesman so I have to get drug tested for half the contracts I go to and I used to get busted all the time when I bought those stupid overpriced detox drinks. They never watch you piss for a pre-employment that I have taken usually they put you in a bathroom and tell you not to flush the toilet just make sure you put the condom or bag in you pocket then leave scott free with not a worry in your mind


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5505401 - 04/11/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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in 2 weeks you should be fine.




You Really Thinkso?

So Going 3-4 Couldnt Hurt Either huh.......better Safe then Sorry... :stoned:


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505418 - 04/11/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If you can go dry for 3 or 4 weeks then don't worry you will be clean if your were a light smoker to begin with.


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505425 - 04/11/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I live in Mass and I am a tradesman so I have to get drug tested for half the contracts I go to and I used to get busted all the time when I bought those stupid overpriced detox drinks.  They never watch you piss for a pre-employment that I have taken usually they put you in a bathroom and tell you not to flush the toilet just make sure you put the condom or bag in you pocket then leave scott free with not a worry in your mind




Im Going in for Apprentice Carpenter and I need to go into a Doctors office....so it's one thing to have a future boss watch ya tinkle in a  place of business but having a nurse watch ya pee in a private room..

Idunno.....kinda risky to me..... ive got alot to loose.. :rolleyes:


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505451 - 04/11/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I just took a drug test at a medical facility 4 week ago same deal they give you a cup, walk you into a bathroom and a nurse wipes down the toilet and sink and tells you to fill it to the line and tells you not to flush the toilet or use the sink, she then leaves and shuts the door behind you and lets you do your thing in private.


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505454 - 04/11/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Go buy some home tests. Although they arnt as accurate they will let you know when you are clean.


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505456 - 04/11/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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If you can go dry for 3 or 4 weeks then don't worry you will be clean if your were a light smoker to begin with.




I can Take 1 Hoot and be Thrashed!!

but So long as I Drinks Shitloads of Water and Ride me Bike Alot...I should be ok in a month or so huh....

Anybody Else have any thoughts...


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505464 - 04/11/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I usually get clean in a week. A week an a half at most. That when I was smokeing multiple times a day.


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: lowdominion]
    #5505470 - 04/11/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I just took a drug test at a medical facility 4 week ago same deal they give you a cup, walk you into a bathroom and a nurse wipes down the toilet and sink and tells you to fill it to the line and tells you not to flush the toilet or use the sink, she then leaves and shuts the door behind you and lets you do your thing in private.




And This is MAJORITY of Medical places.....I just dont wanna get caught holdn little johnny's wee...Im not Paranoid..rather overly Cautious!


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5505481 - 04/11/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I usually get clean in a week. A week an a half at most. That when I was smokeing multiple times a day.




How much Each Session did you smoke..........And Are you Fairly fit? How Much water did you aim to Drink?Any Thing Else Help you?


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5505498 - 04/11/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Just work out, drink lots of water and the occasional cranberry juice, and bike smart, you don't want a lot of force but a lot of rapid leg movement, forget if it is up or down gear, but the one thats really easy to pedal, yeah, it might take a bit longer butI am sure it sounds like it is worth it. Also, try the home test aboot a day or two before the test, if you test positive, resort to lil johnny's wee, but that should be your last resort, at least IMOSO..


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Re: Blood and PEE Test.......Please Help Guyz! [Re: wery67564]
    #5505521 - 04/11/06 08:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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wery67564 said: and bike smart, you don't want a lot of force but a lot of rapid leg movement, forget if it is up or down gear, but the one thats really easy to pedal, yeah, it might take a bit longer butI am sure it sounds like it is worth it.




good Tip  :grin::thumbup:


Anybody Else?.....

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