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One last drug test!!!!
    #5503849 - 04/11/06 02:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Tommorow then my record will be gone and I can smoke a nice fat DUBBIE.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! *DELETED* [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5503870 - 04/11/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: blink]
    #5503877 - 04/11/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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I thought that said online drug test




Just pee on your keyboard, they'll figure it out from there.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5503918 - 04/11/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I assume you will be giving up the penis smoking then?  It's a shame that drug testing made you resort to that.  Must be one serious oral fixation :lol:


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: unbeliever]
    #5503920 - 04/11/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hmmm I wonder how that would work....


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: daimyo]
    #5503924 - 04/11/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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daimyo said:
I assume you will be giving up the penis smoking then?  It's a shame that drug testing made you resort to that.  Must be one serious oral fixation :lol:




No I do that because I enjoy it :crazy2:


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5503937 - 04/11/06 02:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what is a "DUBBIE"??  :confused:


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5503943 - 04/11/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A joint. Well that is what me and my freinds have always called it.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5503953 - 04/11/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

doobie


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: daimyo]
    #5503957 - 04/11/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Remember that Bud Ice penguin? Doobie doobie do


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: daimyo]
    #5503983 - 04/11/06 03:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I know, I just caught him on the mispelling...:lol: yea I still get drug tested for court bullshit too. Just not as aften as I used to.
I am envious, I wish i could smoke a doobie.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5503993 - 04/11/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Im so happy


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5504015 - 04/11/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yes I bet! but dont get caught doing it... be careful. I could smoke too right now, but I dont want to go to jail over a dirty urine test.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5504041 - 04/11/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah the good part is my rehab person is moving like 300 miles away and this week is her last week and after the test she expunges my record and leaves town :smile:.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5504534 - 04/11/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You are getting your record expunged? wow that would be nice..I wish they would do that for me..


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5504542 - 04/11/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, so I have no drug charges on my record. Only some speeding tickets.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5504553 - 04/11/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

good for you, I have 2 charges for marijauna..I had one back in 1993 as well..
But I wish they would do that for me.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5504589 - 04/11/06 05:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

might i suggest that you immediately start smoking crack?
i think that would be the next logical step...thats what i would do.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: hIgHdRoLoVeR]
    #5504591 - 04/11/06 05:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Done it don't like it. Give me some blow though and I will make like a magician and make it dissapear.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5505011 - 04/11/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I agree, I like the long lasting coke high then the short one minute ringer buzz. The crack high in my opinion is a waste because the high does not last that long.
But I don't miss coke at all, I miss smoking the good 'ol ganja the most.  :stoned:


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5505030 - 04/11/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I have one more test aswell next monday(knocks on wood) then Im done aswell. But the thing is I have been chiefing this whole entire time and getting away with using a whizzinator. But still I will be so relieved to get this shit off my back. Im getting three felony possesion charges expunged aswell. Gotta love Drug Court.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #5505085 - 04/11/06 07:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I never had drug court, just regular court. But they watch me with a mirror on the wall so I couldnt get away with the whizzinator, they watch when you piss where I go.
I dont get tested as often but I only have a little more then 5 months of PTI left. I will not use drugs that come up on a piss test until then, I might as well wait, I don't even crave to smoke pot anymore, since it has been over 8 moths since i smoked weed last.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5505610 - 04/11/06 09:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah skunk I don't know if you remember but I used to talk to you about this type of stuff all time about 6 months ago. I was just getting drunk back then and staying clean for the most part. But after 6 mos of the PTI/Drug court I just said fuck it and tried the whizz been getting away with it ever since. They watch like stand in the batroom but its 5 dudes all at once in urinals and only one guy is in there handing out the tubes/watching from behind and hes our counselour who is pretty cool I guess if you could ever say that and he doesn't like look over your shoulder or anything.
I did however have to go to a seperate PTI officer for the first six months(I now mail in for that) where I had to get piss tested randomly 3 times where they would watch standing right next to you behind a glass window couldn't use the whizz for that. Thats why I stayed clean I guess. Anyways I will find out the 24th of this month if Im done for good which I should be (knocks on wood).


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #5506118 - 04/11/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yea, you could get away with the wizzinator for that reason I am sure.
But hey just keep up doing what you are doing, and dont get into trouble again.
I am staying out of trouble myself, looking for a better job..saving up money, well when I can.
Saving up for a car instead of giving money to the state.
I have 4 drug diverson classes left, which I do 2 times a month..
Also I have to see my probation officer once a month until september.
But I still drink but not as much as i was late last year, of i was always drinking beer every night...about 10 to 12 beers a night at one time. But I mellowed that out after new years, I love beer..but I need to be mellow about it now.
I havent had a beer tonight, but will go buy a few..need to be up for work early tomorrow.


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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: Skunk420]
    #5506138 - 04/11/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah Im still drinkin like an injun my damn self. I need to chill out on the drink actually. Some day I will get around to it.


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"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
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Re: One last drug test!!!! [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #5506264 - 04/12/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am mellower a lot more now, but on my days I dont have to work the next day, I drink to get drunk.


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