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    #5502752 - 04/11/06 09:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Granny Glues Eyes Shut

January 2005 - SUNSHINE Coast great-grandmother Terry Horder got the fright of her life when she accidentally stuck her eyes shut with super-strength glue.

The 78-year-old Wurtulla resident was defrosting the fridge when her eyes started watering and she reached for a bottle of allergy eye drops.

But instead of grabbing the medicated drops she got Loctite 401 instant glue. The powerful adhesive was being kept in the fridge to avoid heat damage.

"That second my eyes were glued shut and I realised the glue was next to the drops in the fridge," Mrs Horder said.

Her husband of 57 years, Joe Horder, said his normally outspoken wife was suddenly very quiet. "Normally you can't shut her up but she went very silent and I just heard this little voice say 'Dad, I think I've glued my eyes shut'," Mr Horder said.

Mr Horder called Triple-0 and paramedics soon arrived to take her to Caloundra Hospital's emergency ward.

Nurses then used vegetable oil to try to remove the glue, which had fused Mrs Horder's eyelashes together and seeped under the lids.

"There was a pool of glue against the eyeball itself but lucky it couldn't dry because of the water on the eye," Mrs Horder said.

"They soaked my eyes for around five minutes and then tried to prise the lashes apart, which wasn't pleasant. But about 10 minutes later I was good as new."



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Gotta love Firefox' StumbleUpon function though!


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Re: pwn3d [Re: Asante]
    #5502806 - 04/11/06 09:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
"Normally you can't shut her up but she went very silent and I just heard this little voice say 'Dad, I think I've glued my eyes shut'," Mr Horder said.





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Re: pwn3d [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5502811 - 04/11/06 09:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

damn that shit would suck


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Re: pwn3d [Re: freshlyPLUMP]
    #5502921 - 04/11/06 10:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hahahahahahaha holy shit dude.

that must have been all kinds of fucked up!


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Re: pwn3d [Re: Asante]
    #5503063 - 04/11/06 11:09 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

She said Dad?


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Re: pwn3d [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #5503071 - 04/11/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

"dad i think my glued my eyes shut"

oh, thats just too fucking awesome.


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Re: pwn3d [Re: coda]
    #5503077 - 04/11/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: Your avatar. I want to hit that woman in the face.


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Re: pwn3d [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #5503082 - 04/11/06 11:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Phumfeinz said:
She said Dad?




I know of lots of older couples that call each other Mom and Dad.


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Re: pwn3d [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5503105 - 04/11/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Me too. Man, I would have freaked the fuck out! She acted pretty calm, imo.


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Re: pwn3d [Re: blissedout]
    #5503110 - 04/11/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

"There was a pool of glue against the eyeball itself but lucky it couldn't dry because of the water on the eye," Mrs Horder said.

i bet that burned like hell. :eek:


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Re: pwn3d [Re: sui]
    #5503254 - 04/11/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

LMAO !!! Oh sweet sweet stupidity...or Poor sweet innocence?

SuiMush - Dude, wanna know what fucking burns the eyeballs!? Jallopino Juice, never, I mean NEVER cut one of these devils and then wipe your eyes....AHHH!!! I had to snorkle underwater for a half hour with my eyes open...it worked surprisingly. I think the clorine burned it away. That or its the reason why I cant see the sign across the road.


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Re: pwn3d [Re: WIZOLZ]
    #5503262 - 04/11/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Tabasco isnt very fun for the eye ball either


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Re: pwn3d [Re: Asante]
    #5503270 - 04/11/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Can you imagine doint that while your tripping :crazy:


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Re: pwn3d [Re: buckwheat]
    #5503737 - 04/11/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Its extremely scary


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Re: pwn3d [Re: Asante]
    #5503848 - 04/11/06 02:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I got habenero in my eye while tripping.

not fun.


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