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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Todcasil]
    #5507103 - 04/12/06 08:49 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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OR shes just fucking with you




I'm pretty sure that's it.  :grin:

Strip clubs are the most overrated thing imaginable.  Pay lots of money to have tits waved in your face...tits you can't touch.  Probably one of the most frustrating things ever....hahahah.  I'd rather work to get a pair all to myself. :smirk:

And good job not going, probably a good idea.


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5507294 - 04/12/06 09:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i like going to strip clubs while on loads of drugs and wonder whats going on
too bad i spend all my money on the drugs and can't get any lap dances :frown:


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5508368 - 04/12/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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mattzdope said:
I'll tell you something and you can take it how you want bro. It pays to be a good guy, however it never pays to be "the nice guy", and there's a very thin line. You have to be a prick sometimes. I'm going to reach a bit and guess that she also calls you to talk about problems she's having with her boyfriend?




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Liquidkick said:
actually she doesn't call me to talk to me about her BF.

She never does that type of stuff with me.







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Liquidkick said:
So i talked to her today.  I guess she got in a huge argument with the BF, and tried to run away, she gave me some sob story of like she really loves him crap.





Which is it?  :thumbdown::thumbdown:

Drop it like its hot.


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5508398 - 04/12/06 02:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Because she is a penis,
stay away from her.


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Ego Death]
    #5512466 - 04/13/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Ok, she didn't go into details about the BF situation, just said that she got in an arugment, and then tried to run away thats it. Then the convo subject switched right away.

And yeah you were right that she was having problems. But yeah she is bi. And yeah i turned her down to go to the club with her and get free drinks, i got schoolz yo.

I spent the day with her yesterday at the dog park, funny shit though is that she is going to NY with some dude tomorrow, and her bf doesn't know about it. Oh and like yeah she bought me a nice steak dinner at timberlodge last night.

W00t.

I don't mind the friends zone cause she likes to treat me with dinners and such, but if the opportunity arrises and i fuck the living shit outta her, so be it.


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5512476 - 04/13/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like she's gonna be "getting the living shit fucked outta her" by that dude whilst in NY. :grin:

You are her male girlfriend.


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5512488 - 04/13/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like it to me too, oh well.


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5513051 - 04/13/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Man, this girl has bad news written all over her.

The second there is a problem she runs off with some new dude? And then she has you on the side as a "friend". She likes guy attention. She likes having a harem of guys at her disposal. It makes her feel desirable.

If she buys you free stuff then go ahead and take advantage of it. But, definately don't fall for this girl.


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5513397 - 04/13/06 07:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i read the 1st page and more or less scanned the other 2 and i don't think anyone had the novel idea that occured to me when i read maybe the 1st three responses.

why doesn't liquidkick just ask the girl what the fuck is up with this shit?
it's that fucking simple.
don't get a bunch of internet strangers to speculate based on the flimsy details provided.
fucking ask her right out... preferably not during one of the crazy calls, tho.

as an aside, i have never had anyone do that kind of shit and have never seen/heard it happen to anyone either. that is a pretty fucked thing to do to anyone more than say, once.


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: debianlinux]
    #5513430 - 04/13/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

why doesn't liquidkick just ask the girl what the fuck is up with this shit?
it's that fucking simple.


She will not give him a straight answer. I doubt she even knows the straight answer as girls like this often lie to themselves.

He's a part of her harem. She knows she is hot and she knows he would fuck her if given the chance. She gets off on this knowledge. She likes the attention.


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: debianlinux]
    #5513950 - 04/13/06 09:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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If you're good friends with her, couldn't you just ask her why she calls you?




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He'll never get a straight answer that way.





I replied with that.  :grin:


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5517676 - 04/15/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The thing is man, if you wanted to "fuck the living hell out of her", then you should have gone to the strip club with her. It sounds like she's sending you the signals but she wants you to make the first move. Thing is, girls don't like guys that are passive and want the girl to do the work. She offered the strip club thing as an easy way to lead into sex. If you'd gone with her, your chances of getting with her would be pretty high... but since you declined, she's getting impatient and is looking elsewhere.

The thing is man, if you like a girl and she throws something like that out there for you, you gotta jump on it. Eating out with her at the steakhouse is great, but eating her out after the steak house is better. You gotta have confidence man. Confidence is key, if you act like "the nice guy" like KOTT said, that's all you'll ever be... a shoulder to cry on that she comes to when boy #1 and she are having problems, but if you put a little effort into trying to get with her, your chances will increase.

I'm not trying to make you feel bad man, but I used to be like that in a lot of ways, I had a thousand girl friends but no girlfriend... and it sucks..but if you go out on a limb once in a while, especially when she's throwing you a bone or a strip club invite in this case, your chance of getting with her will increase. Just try to take it to the next level, you obviously want to or this whole ordeal wouldn't matter. You obviously want us to tell you that she likes you, you were prodding for that response with the constant asking "why is she calling me and not her BF"...but that's okay, we all want a little reassurance sometimes, you just gotta take a little initiative.

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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Liquidkick]
    #5517889 - 04/15/06 01:49 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why not ask her?


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #5517896 - 04/15/06 01:52 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Take a chance and try something!


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Re: I don't know why she calls me. [Re: danamine]
    #5519139 - 04/15/06 01:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

alright, well i have thought things over. I think i will just avoid. And reap the benefits of the friendship

I got this new asian hottie i want instead.

Thanks for the comments though everyone.


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