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OfflineInTheFlesh714
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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
    #5498150 - 04/09/06 11:40 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

what is this world coming to?

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

March 17, 2006

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Smashing car windows

Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

The occupants were not home, he added.

Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5498168 - 04/09/06 11:47 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

of all his body parts (WHY????????)


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: trauma47645]
    #5498183 - 04/09/06 11:52 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i dont know this story is fucked up


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5498189 - 04/09/06 11:56 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

that will learn em'


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5498191 - 04/09/06 11:56 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

WTF??


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: eris]
    #5498194 - 04/09/06 11:57 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i heard about this on mind of mencia but he said the dude got away... apparently not...


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5498198 - 04/09/06 11:57 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

that guy cutting off his own dick must have been on some strange drug or something, that doesnt sound normal...


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: Skunk420]
    #5498205 - 04/09/06 11:59 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

This was posted several weeks ago....


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5498209 - 04/10/06 12:01 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

well sorrrrryyy!


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5498212 - 04/10/06 12:01 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I might not have been on the pub at the time, I most likely was still banned from the pub when it was posted the first time.


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5498233 - 04/10/06 12:05 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Hey, I dont give a fuck. Interesting story....

I just thought I'd let you know its not "New" news....


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5498242 - 04/10/06 12:07 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

i was gonna do a search but i didnt think this would be in there and i dont know how i would search for it, but w/e its cool man


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: Skunk420]
    #5499015 - 04/10/06 08:46 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

skunk78395 said:
that guy cutting off his own dick must have been on some strange drug or something, that doesnt sound normal...



it said he was on the rampage because of problems with his woman so id say he probably was so hung up on her he cut his jimmy off. i thought that beaner was making this up when i first heard it though.


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: Audi0]
    #5499018 - 04/10/06 08:52 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

look what the cat dragged in......


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: goobler]
    #5499249 - 04/10/06 11:32 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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look what the cat dragged in......




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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: Skunk420]
    #5499261 - 04/10/06 11:36 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

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that guy cutting off his own dick must have been on some strange drug or something, that doesnt sound normal...




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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: Skunk420]
    #5499318 - 04/10/06 12:07 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

He was high on life. So just be careful all of you young punks and don't go getting all hopped up on life or you'll cut yer dicks off!!


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: DNKYD]
    #5499449 - 04/10/06 12:59 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

I love it, guy whacks off his own penis and gets charged ," and one count of criminal damage to property" . LOL

Cops :wink:

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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: HippieChick]
    #5499455 - 04/10/06 01:01 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)

If you don't love it just cut it off!


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Re: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #5499499 - 04/10/06 01:23 PM (15 years, 5 months ago)



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