|
Ginseng1
Elegant Universe


Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 3,310
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
|
Bouncer Experiences...
#5492883 - 04/08/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Ok so last night was simply fucked up!
ALrite I got off work earlier so I could celebrate my buddys Bday with all the fellaz... so basicaly i meet up with them and well sure enough, a couple hours into the night were all fuckin hammered. 
Then comes the bouncer part of the night... we were all at this bar/bakery called futures... chillin drinking more and rollin Js, when the birthday boy starts getting very roudy. The place was closing up and well my friends is just being ridiculously loud and fuckin slamming his fist on the table fuckin punching everybody, and having random 10 second make out spurts with his girl 
Im drunk too but like him, so then this bitch tells us we gotta leave, and im like well can I finish rolling my joint?? hahahaha anyway we all leave but on the way out were all just yelling shit being rude as fuck.. u kno how it is, but then the birthday boy grabs a salt shaker and whips at a tree in the outside patio.... then TWO HUGE bouncers come out and are like HEY PICK THAT UP!!!
My friends like WHUT!!! u kno hes jsut shitfaces trying to be all big man-like in a fucked situation, so one bouncer grabs him, flips by the neck and my friend manages to take him down too, so there like on the ground wrestling but I kno my friends gonna get messed up, so I start walking to wards them yelling CHILL CHILL!!!! Im just tryign to make peace here, and then one bouncer behind me says "Dont you lift a fuckin arm buddy", meanwhile I'm getting close to the bouncer thats wrestlign with my friend telling him to relax when all a sudden.... HUH!
The other bouncer now has me in a deadly sleeper hold chokign the hell out of me... and I cant even get a peep out im trying to tell the guy to fuckin CHILL but I cant say a word.... so hes holding me like this for a few seconds when I black out from the lack of blood to the head. I wake up on the ground and like 15 people running around everywhere stomping on me... and it turns out I blacked out and then fell right on my face... So i scrambled to my feet somehow after I kept getting knocked down... and was absolutely infuriated. I was about to go back with a bamboo stick but got talked out of it.
The rest of the night the bday boy almost got himself into a couple other fights... but were quickly broken up NATURALLY without fuckin BOUNCERS!!!!
Man that bouncer held on tight until I was out cold... what a fuckin asshole!
So anybody here have any bouncer experiences... those guys just do whatever the fuck they want!
-------------------- Flowing through beginningless time since time without beginning...
|
daimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 22 hours
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5492909 - 04/08/06 12:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
The last time bouncers tried to stop shit around here the place got shot up.
--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
|
HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5492913 - 04/08/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Once this guy was like HEY and I was like WUT? and he totally tried to swing on me I choke slammed his 320 pound ass right on to a table where these people were sitting and he broke right through the shit then like 13 dudes came at me with bats I was like BLOCKBLOCKBLOCK not one hit me then I was like DOUBLE KICK TO THE CHEST and this guy flew and knocked out 5 of his buddies so I'm left with 8 guys and I took each of them out with one punch to each of their domes.
--------------------
|
Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


Registered: 03/06/03
Posts: 21,287
Loc: The Ocean of Notions
Last seen: 5 months, 23 days
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: daimyo]
#5492926 - 04/08/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
I have a big friend who is a bouncer....You wouldnt believe the amount of shit they have to put up w/ on a nightly basis. If I had to deal w/ half the stuff he tells me about, I'd probably seriously kill the next obnoxiously drunk fuck who tried to start shit w/ me.
So you friend started a fight w/ a bouncer, and your upset? The other bouncer probably thought you were going to help out your buddy, and he was just watching out for his buddy. So he "restrained" you. Would you rather he took a swing at you?
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
|
Ginseng1
Elegant Universe


Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 3,310
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: daimyo]
#5492927 - 04/08/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
daimyo said: The last time bouncers tried to stop shit around here the place got shot up.
Bouncers are always gettin popped son!
-------------------- Flowing through beginningless time since time without beginning...
|
Ginseng1
Elegant Universe


Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 3,310
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
|
|
Quote:
Madtowntripper said:
So you friend started a fight w/ a bouncer, and your upset? The other bouncer probably thought you were going to help out your buddy, and he was just watching out for his buddy. So he "restrained" you. Would you rather he took a swing at you?
TO be honest I would rather had a bloody nose then to find myself crawlign on the ground from being in a sleeper hold man!
I understand its their job but I obviously wasnt gonna jump in and do shit, and the other bouncer knew that!! These guys just want to get some action in whenever they can even if its fuckin easy work. Come on the guy put me to sleep!! Thats bullshit if you ask me. My friend was fuckin wrecked... I dont care about what happened to himn... but me fuck that man I didnt do shit!
-------------------- Flowing through beginningless time since time without beginning...
|
HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5492954 - 04/08/06 01:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Ginseng1 said: and the other bouncer knew that!!
Obviously he didn't if he choked your ass out.
--------------------
|
daimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 22 hours
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5492961 - 04/08/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Nah, he probably knew it. Bouncers like to fight.
--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
|
Thin White Duke
Stranger


Registered: 10/20/04
Posts: 51,530
Loc:
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5492962 - 04/08/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Ginseng1 said:
Quote:
Madtowntripper said:
So you friend started a fight w/ a bouncer, and your upset? The other bouncer probably thought you were going to help out your buddy, and he was just watching out for his buddy. So he "restrained" you. Would you rather he took a swing at you?
TO be honest I would rather had a bloody nose then to find myself crawlign on the ground from being in a sleeper hold man!
The punch would've most likely knocked you out.
|
Ginseng1
Elegant Universe


Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 3,310
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
|
|
Quote:
Phumfeinz said:
Quote:
Ginseng1 said:
Quote:
Madtowntripper said:
So you friend started a fight w/ a bouncer, and your upset? The other bouncer probably thought you were going to help out your buddy, and he was just watching out for his buddy. So he "restrained" you. Would you rather he took a swing at you?
TO be honest I would rather had a bloody nose then to find myself crawlign on the ground from being in a sleeper hold man!
The punch would've most likely knocked you out.
LOL!!! yea... but it wouldve been in a less degrading form... come on has anybody here even been in a fight? This guy just took advantage that I had my back to him and he just wanted to flex his muscle..
I know this one guy, hes a chileno like me, and hes here for a couple months, he got his face beat in by bouncers for no fuckin reason man.
BOUNCERS ARE JUST LOOKIN FOR A CHILENO TO BEAT ON!!!
-------------------- Flowing through beginningless time since time without beginning...
|
daimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 22 hours
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5492998 - 04/08/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Don't play the race card, it makes you look stupid.
--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
|
Ginseng1
Elegant Universe


Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 3,310
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: daimyo]
#5493010 - 04/08/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
daimyo said: Don't play the race card, it makes you look stupid.
Dont take a joke seriously... it makes you look stupid.
-------------------- Flowing through beginningless time since time without beginning...
|
daimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 22 hours
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5493014 - 04/08/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
My face makes me look stupid
--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
|
Ginseng1
Elegant Universe


Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 3,310
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: daimyo]
#5493042 - 04/08/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
you are stupid.
-------------------- Flowing through beginningless time since time without beginning...
|
daimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 22 hours
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5493044 - 04/08/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
No flaming in the Pub.
--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
|
Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


Registered: 03/06/03
Posts: 21,287
Loc: The Ocean of Notions
Last seen: 5 months, 23 days
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: daimyo]
#5493046 - 04/08/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
daimyo said: Nah, he probably knew it. Bouncers like to fight.
No, Stupid Drunk "Macho" Guys like to fight. The original poster said it himself, that his buddy was looking for a fight.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
|
Ginseng1
Elegant Universe


Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 3,310
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
|
|
Quote:
Madtowntripper said:
Quote:
daimyo said: Nah, he probably knew it. Bouncers like to fight.
No, Stupid Drunk "Macho" Guys like to fight. The original poster said it himself, that his buddy was looking for a fight.
But hes talking about the bouncer than put ME in a sleeper hold. I was trying to make peace.
-------------------- Flowing through beginningless time since time without beginning...
|
daimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 22 hours
|
|
I wasn't saying his friend didn't deserve it. Just saying bouncers like to fight, and any chance they get, they will.
--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
|
Ginseng1
Elegant Universe


Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 3,310
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: daimyo]
#5493066 - 04/08/06 01:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
daimyo said: I wasn't saying his friend didn't deserve it. Just saying bouncers like to fight, and any chance they get, they will.
Yea thats what im saying
Fuck im gonna stop replying in my own thread
-------------------- Flowing through beginningless time since time without beginning...
|
SleepAid
me gusta



Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 1,139
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5493135 - 04/08/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
I knew someone who was a bouncer. Fuckin' huge guy, man.
-------------------- Signature this, ho
|
d33p
Welcome to Violence

Registered: 07/12/03
Posts: 5,381
Loc: the shores of Tripoli
Last seen: 10 years, 8 months
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: Ginseng1]
#5493147 - 04/08/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
That guy is a bad bouncer if he choked you out. That is a no-no. You should let the people who own the bar know that he did that because it wouldn't surprise me if they fired him or seriously reprimanded him. Bouncers should grab and restrain you then throw you out of the nearest door as quickly as possible. Anything else is bad news.
If he is so quick to choke people out like that he is gonna kill someone sooner rather than later.
-------------------- I'm a nihilist. Lets be friends. bang bang
|
freshlyPLUMP
Toke the Smoke


Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 573
Loc: My Shelter of Dark Tranqu...
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
|
Re: Bouncer Experiences... [Re: d33p]
#5493608 - 04/08/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
|
|
^^^^ true
--------------------
I bring myself down a level to make you feel better about yourself!
|
|