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some1whoisntme
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Don't you hate...
#5491392 - 04/07/06 11:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Getting pulled over with illegal things in your car? God damnit that shit is scary. I forgot my own rule today. Don't drive with anything you can't eat. You never know when your headlight is going to burn out.
phew
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fee
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my rule dont drive with substances unless absolutely necessary
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makaveli8x8
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Re: Don't you hate... [Re: fee]
#5491435 - 04/07/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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thats why i always ride with a kangeroo so i can hide in his pouch when i get pulled over
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THE KRAT BARON
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I've never had a problem getting pulled over with illegal substances. However I am usually the passenger in these situations. If you keep it cool, keep your composure, and be very polite you should be just fine.. Just don't keep anything in your glove box. Fuck man I've been pulled over (as a passenger and driving) with everything from a few ounces of coke + bud to a glass of vodka and oj on me and have never been brought up on a charge. It's all in how you present yourself to the cop that pulls you over.
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Madtowntripper
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I've been pulled over w/ stuff in the car more times than I care to admit....
Never been caught or charged w/ anything. As long as your not obviously fucked up, or the car isnt filled w/ smoke, there should be no grounds for an invasion of your privacy. Just have to keep cool....
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some1whoisntme
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Totally about how you present yourself. I made eye contact right away and paid attention, told him I was going to grab my wallet, had my license and registration in my visor, thanked him for telling me my light was out, and apologized for the fact that there was smoke billowing from the bottom of my car. It was nice and straightforward. Just definitely don't do anything stupid like speed, since that's easy to not do and asking to get pulled over.
edit: The smoke was due to a recent mishap during an oil change. I accidentally covered the exhaust manifold in oil. I actually have a decent car. Not a smoking rust bucket
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Edited by some1whoisntme (04/07/06 11:48 PM)
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mikeownow
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I like to get pulled over with drugs because after I am like hahaha You are worried about me speeding pffzzz man fellony under my seat
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THE KRAT BARON
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Thats awesome man, glad you didn't get busted with anything.. 
A lot of people carrying weight get all shaky and shit when they get pulled over. That's what gets them into trouble. You can't get all crazy in a situation like this. Remember that they are just doing their job. They do not know that you have 8 ounces of yay in your backpack when they flash their lights at you.. It's all about what you do or don't give up with your facial and body expressions.. As long as you keep cool and don't make yourself out to be suspicious you should be just fine.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Also a good tip is that if you've been smoking or have an open container of brew on you slickly tuck away the bowl or bottle/can and light a cigarette as soon as you see the cherries & blueberries behind you. The cigarette "trick" has gotten me out of so many sticky situations its not even fucking funny. hah.. Knock on wood.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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rockytop83
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Yea, play it cool and you wont have any troubles. Unless, however, you just finished hot boxing a single cab truck and you cruise down some back ass road through the mountains when all the sudden BAM there's a roadblock. Nothing you can do about it, you roll down your window to talk to the cop and the first thing he says is "step out of the truck". Then be totally honest and polite with the cop (as hard as that is), tell him where all your weed is but DON'T tell him where any other drugs are HIDDEN! Cops took a tad under 1/4 of nugs, 3 bowls from my truck, and my pelican box (kayaking drybox) because thats where everything (Mj wise)was stashed. They then gave me a citation for possession of a controlled substance, I paid $100 and never had to go to court. I am still upset I lost my drybox, It cost like $60 and kept my bowl safe and my weed dry going down the river. Those fuckers probably had a good time with all my bud that night, because where they set up that roadblock was BFE, Id be surprised if they saw 1 car/hour.
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wery67564
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Re: Don't you hate... [Re: rockytop83]
#5491630 - 04/08/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol, never stopped on my bike, but I went to the halloween critical mass frying balls with a qp of cyans in mah pack, then I got thrown off my bike by a cop, they didn't search me, but gave me a citation for "taking up four lanes of traffic" funny enough I got out of it and didn't even have to go to court
*swigs beer*
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danlennon3
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Re: Don't you hate... [Re: wery67564]
#5491710 - 04/08/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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i barely ever drive with stuff on me... but about a month ago, i got pulled over because of a failed inspection sticker. i swallowed the weed...bag and all! i almost chooked as the cop came up to me but somehow i kept my composure and got let off with no tickets or search... luckily my friend lived right down the street so i coughed the bag up REAL quick!
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QuantumMeltdown
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whats even worse is when you get pulled over and have a record like me. I get hasseled nearly every time I get pulled over the cop wants to search my car. Nothing I can do about it really.
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Hitman203
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i have only been pulled over twice and it was the same night hahaha/. i was wasted hahaha. The first cop pulls me over and writes me a ticket and somehow doesnt realize that i was wasted. Then i get pulled over a second time cause i didnt turn my lights on apparently... The cop is like "your drunk..." and i was like nah man look i just got pulled over and show him the ticket and im like if i was drunk this cop would have given me a ticket and he let me go hahaha
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aNeway2sayHooray
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I have been pulled over and searched many times.I have been busted with a bowl,but thats all.All they did was take it from me.
My dad is a cop.So whenever I am in a town close to the county my dad works for,I catch shit form the cops.Sometimes I get off with a warning if the cop is a good guy.But most of the time they give me shit,saying stuff like you should know better.
Well 2 or 3 years ago I was driving around in a small town(different county than my dad)called warrior.The cops in warrior are known for being dicks and writing tickets,they get commission for the tickets they write.It was about 2 am and I was driving to hardies for some food.Me and a friend had just finished smoking a blunt. I pass a cop on the main road in this little ass town,the cop was doing like 5mph,I knew I was about to get fucked.So the cop turns around and got behind me,blue lights,so I pull over into an advanced auto parts store.I forgot to mention that this city was the former employer of my dads wife who use to be a cop. So,the cop turned out to be a bitch of a blonde haired woman.She didnt smell the weed,but when she saw my last name she said ok step out of the car.She called a dickhead rooky backup cop.When he got there she gave me a sobriety test,which I passed but she said I must have been high because of bloodshot eyes. They proceeded to search the shit out of my truck.They didnt find anything.They said since I passed the sobriety test but they assumed I was high,that I couldnt be allowed to get back behind the wheel.They had absolutely no authority to do this.But the 2 bags of weed and roach,behind my door panel,kept me from making a fuss. So they called my father,who I didnt even live with,to come pick me up.Which he did.So my vehicle sat infront of the warrior city police department all night long with 2 sacks of weed and a roach in the door panel.
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gotcha420haha
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hahahahaha thats a great story
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funkymonk
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i'm glad i live in canada
I can't think of how many times i've been talking to the police with a bag in my pocket.
or going to the store, pulling out cash, and realizing there's a bag in your pocket. Thats always funny. Rolled up bills in the wallet is again, funny. You go to pay, and you have to like flatten the bill out. haha
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AngeloWish
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Re: Don't you hate... [Re: funkymonk]
#5497973 - 04/09/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well... here in Mexico things are so different... here you just won''t get away with polite treatment and straight addressing... here they would get you out of the car and search it all... they'll hope to find something so they can ask money.
I've never been busted but i have been pulled over many times... i just hate this cops u know all the system is pretty fucked up here and in many citys cops are nothing but a bunch of fat brownies but here we have many young GIjoe feeling kinda cop and well... what can i say, that mixed with corruption and all the shit around makes a close encounter with this assholes not a funny experience.
Here they are not just doing their job, here they are trying to fuck u up and this happends a lot when you are just a normal citizen and not one of the getto mexicans, they like to harrass "ni?os bonitos" (pretty boys, not that i am actually pretty but u know the 'weatlhy' look).
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