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What color was Jesus?
#5490221 - 04/07/06 02:18 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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enjoy
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5490800 - 04/07/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I said khaki, because that's about the normal skin tone for someone from the Middle East.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5490890 - 04/07/06 07:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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totally infrared*
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: Infrared]
#5491730 - 04/08/06 01:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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is this serious? lol.. wtf
i had to go with tuna.. just sounded right
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5491949 - 04/08/06 03:52 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's strange but for some reason whenever i picture Jesus in my mind i can't see him as anything but Neon Carrot.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: moog]
#5491993 - 04/08/06 05:09 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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he was mushroom.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: fresh313]
#5492001 - 04/08/06 05:31 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah.. thats it.. he was a mushroom... im glad u took this question as seriously as i did.. atleast i made him a fuckin tuna fish.. lol
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: Banez]
#5492171 - 04/08/06 08:33 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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There's a book by John Allegro called The Sacred Mushroom and The Cross, in which he (a dead sea scroll expert) basically theorizes that Jesus was in fact...a mushroom. So it's not that crazy an idea.
...yes it is.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: Psilocyan]
#5493623 - 04/08/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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he was black of course
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: Psilocyan]
#5494380 - 04/08/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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the body of christ [sacrament] = mushroom
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5495649 - 04/09/06 05:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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 That is pretty funny. Where did you come up with some of those color names!? Haha.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5496277 - 04/09/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I had to say butter nut, I wanted olive brown, but I dont think olive green would suffice.
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TheWay
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: rod]
#5504266 - 04/11/06 04:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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by the way, blorange is the tan/brown color u get when you mix equal parts blue and orange
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5504780 - 04/11/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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the same color as 'dark matter'
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TODAY]
#5506002 - 04/11/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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he was definitely a Tallywhacker Purple, no doubt about it.
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fried chicken just seems right
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5539450 - 04/20/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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im somewhat put off by the fact that there is no neon clear in the list. for if it was in the list, it would be my choice. however since it is absent, i have chosen electric grey.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: waixingren]
#5540695 - 04/21/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
waixingren said: neon clear
aw man. I also forgot infa-black
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5540958 - 04/21/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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dark blue flake with chrome bumbers what the heck
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5542453 - 04/21/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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...They ain't making Jews Like Jesus anymore..
They ain't makin carpenters that know what nails are for!!
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: alsnow469]
#5568196 - 04/28/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jesus was definately Fried Chicken in color.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: FunkyLoFi]
#5570042 - 04/29/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you guys read the book or saw the movie, chronicles of narnia, you'll know jesus was a lion!
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: gdman]
#5574153 - 04/30/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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:smack: How stupid of me! You're right!
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: whatever123]
#5576783 - 05/01/06 10:41 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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neon carrot
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5579368 - 05/01/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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polychromatic noise
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5580428 - 05/02/06 05:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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he was tinfoil no shit
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: Rustifer]
#5583545 - 05/02/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: DoctorJ]
#5584475 - 05/03/06 04:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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jesus was a black gay kommunist nazi jew - what else ?
oh and he was having a purple aura.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: ohmatic]
#5584911 - 05/03/06 09:10 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5585029 - 05/03/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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everybody knows jesus was red n white:
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: Vertigo6911]
#5585054 - 05/03/06 09:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
If you guys read the book or saw the movie, chronicles of narnia, you'll know jesus was a lion!
the lion is symbolic for the sun, as is the mushroom. the sun is jesus because they were concieved immaculately and died at the cross (crossing) to be reborn 3 days later (solstice).


and check here for a 3.5 hour video about how jesus is the sun and the amanita etc: http://www.pharmacratic-inquisition.com/nontesters/pharmacratic/books.html
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5586373 - 05/03/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheWay said:
right on !
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: DieCommie]
#5591906 - 05/04/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dont know?.?.?. What color were the Jews back then?
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: FungusMan]
#5613776 - 05/10/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
FungusMan said: I dont know?.?.?. What color were the Jews back then?
black n' blue, probably
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: TheWay]
#5674710 - 05/25/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow. Just Wow.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: gregorio]
#5679536 - 05/27/06 03:15 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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does it matter? we're all humans and so was he....kindof.... im not in any way religous, but logic tells me that hed be arabic looking. kinda like the rest of the jews.
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Re: What color was Jesus? [Re: nobhdy]
#5684239 - 05/28/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The only reason you see colors as they are is because of what society taught you. Who says his presence would have to be a color or even describable. Only the primitive animals judge by color, for example many non poisonous animals choose bright colors to fool their enemies into believing theirselves to be poison. Just a thought, I guess I can't answer the poll
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