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Offlinetempmenot
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Job Inetreview on Monday - Retale sales
    #5489617 - 04/07/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

In for a shop keeping retail high street vacancy. Need tips on what do you think they value most for a positioon like that.

Anyone works in retail?


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Job Inetreview on Monday - Retale sales [Re: tempmenot]
    #5489622 - 04/07/06 11:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Is this a job in an english speaking country?


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InvisibleScott Bennett
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Re: Job Inetreview on Monday - Retale sales *DELETED* [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5489624 - 04/07/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Job Inetreview on Monday - Retale sales [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5489629 - 04/07/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Im in Australia


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Job Inetreview on Monday - Retale sales [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5489638 - 04/07/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ThaiLipaYai said:
:rofl2:




I know it sounded like I was taking a dig at him, but I was seriously curious.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Job Inetreview on Monday - Retale sales [Re: tempmenot]
    #5489664 - 04/07/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

tempmenot said:
Im in Australia




So what, do you speak Khoisan as your primary language?


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Re: Job Inetreview on Monday - Retale sales [Re: tempmenot]
    #5490765 - 04/07/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Just spout a heap of shit. Retail employers love hearing about how you love being around people, socializing, and how nice you are and how you have a wonderful, cool temper.

I work retail and it is god awful. I also generally hate people and the public. But I manage by day dreaming while my "managers" talk to me and being politely sarcastic to rude customers.


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: Job Inetreview on Monday - Retale sales [Re: bukkake]
    #5491208 - 04/07/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Exactly. I work retail too. Be pleasantly sarcastic and smartass and somewhat rude and the customers get even angrier cuz they can't say shit. It's the best. It might take a while to get the technique down, but once you do, it makes retail somewhat bearable. And you probably won't get fired if you actually never go off on a customer. Only when that happens is when upper management is forced to take action...


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