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OfflineDICK
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Today I turned 20
    #5489605 - 04/07/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

...doesnt feel much different :ohwell:


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5489606 - 04/07/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I quite clearly remember having a really solid cry in the shower the morning of my twentieth birthday.


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5489610 - 04/07/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Happy Birthday!

OMR, you wuss.


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5489613 - 04/07/06 11:13 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
I quite clearly remember having a really solid cry in the shower the morning of my twentieth birthday.




Twenty swats on the ass didn't agree with you?


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5489615 - 04/07/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Also, happy birthday.


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: unbeliever]
    #5489817 - 04/07/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Happy Friggin' Birthday!!!!!! You won the sperm race 20 years ago! You used to live partially in your dad's balls!


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Re: Today I turned 20 *DELETED* [Re: Rebirtha]
    #5489828 - 04/07/06 12:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5489844 - 04/07/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

eeh, 19 and 20 are pointless... can't wait till 21. i turned 20 in feb and tripped balls on my birthday... but i got drunk beforehand. here's a pic of the fridge stocked.


happy birthday DICK


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5489852 - 04/07/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Grats. 20 isn't that great. 21 rocks. :smile:

Use your youth man. You c an heal easily and fuck younger chicks easier. I've been using the hell out of my youth and have been enjoying the majority of it. :wink:


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5489870 - 04/07/06 12:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

19 and 20 are NOT pointless.

When you are in your 30's the youth you had will be great for the memories. After all, that youthful stage in your life is short and the possibilities are endless.

I know I felt the same way about my life at your age but now in retrospect I wish I had taken the bull by the reins and ridden it hard whatever may come.

I have few regrets about that age, but still have nagging thoughts about how I could have made it better!

"No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn".

--Jim Morrison


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5489923 - 04/07/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

pointless wasn't the right word.  ummm... how about this: your 19th and 20th birthdays are usually disappointments because your whole life, every year you got older you got to do something new.  after 18, it stops until 21.  at least thats how i feel. 

but your right, its not pointless.  it teaches me how to get away with shit until i turn 21.  and im havin a good time doin it. :hehehe:


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5489938 - 04/07/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

being 20 is so depressing..

im no longer a teen... and im STILL not the legal drinkin age... what the fuck man?! :frown:


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5489947 - 04/07/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Try turning 30. I have 10 days till that happens.


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5489967 - 04/07/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm telling you, do not motherfuck your youth. It is everything! Make shit happen, move to where you want to move, pursue the life you really want rather than some prescribed life given to you by the masses.

You have no idea how many doctors and lawyers I know that wish they went for their REAL dreams rather than plugging into a life that was supposed to bring them happiness.

Fuck all that!

I hate to preach but goddamit if there is no where to say this but the Shroomery than there is no where else exists.

Enjoy your youthful freedom -- it does not last forever.



*for what it's worth*


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5489968 - 04/07/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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DICK said:
being 20 is so depressing..

im no longer a teen... and im STILL not the legal drinkin age... what the fuck man?! :frown:




see what i mean?  thats exactly how i feel.  you get all this new responsibility dumped in your lap and you cant even drown your sorrows in public at the end of the day.  whats worse is that theres just not much for 19 and 20 year olds to do.  im tryin to just lay low while i can cuz i know my ass drunk in public is gonna get me in trouble one day.  it never hurts to have a clean record.


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Re: Today I turned 20 *DELETED* [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5489969 - 04/07/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5489986 - 04/07/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Left Nut City said:
I'm telling you, do not motherfuck your youth. It is everything! Make shit happen, move to where you want to move, pursue the life you really want rather than some prescribed life given to you by the masses.

You have no idea how many doctors and lawyers I know that wish they went for their REAL dreams rather than plugging into a life that was supposed to bring them happiness.

Fuck all that!

I hate to preach but goddamit if there is no where to say this but the Shroomery than there is no where else exists.

Enjoy your youthful freedom -- it does not last forever.



*for what it's worth*




its funny cause i live by that philosophy... but today, today is just such a depressing day...


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5489991 - 04/07/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hey man, look on the bright side. at least your not turning 19 again.


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5489994 - 04/07/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I honestly would rather live in a tent with peace than live in a McMansion with all the hassles and troubles.

A free mind and life is worth way more than being the doll of the society pages.

Think about it, why do so many rock stars and actors fall into such fucked up shit? --divorces, lawsuits, high living expenses, drug/alcohol troubles, etc.

Because we are all programmed.

I am not a big fan of the Bible, but it does have some timeless truths.

"Better to eat bitter roots in peace than to eat a fatted calf in strife"

Or something like that.

Freedom and happiness are yours, the world is set to turn you away from it to a life of horseshit.

Which will you choose??


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5490031 - 04/07/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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ThaiLipaYai said:
And you've seen *the inside of your mom's vagina!





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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5490245 - 04/07/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

im 20 and i love it... i still feel like im 18... i dont really care if i can drink legally cuz i dont drink and drive and i can get alcohol whenver i want anyway.....


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: AliceDee]
    #5490252 - 04/07/06 02:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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i can get alcohol whenver i want anyway.....:smirk::grin::sun::rolleyes:




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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5490264 - 04/07/06 02:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:stoned:


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5490678 - 04/07/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

haha, i'm older than you!

:tongue:


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5491439 - 04/07/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ew moms vagina?? you people are disturbed...

anyway any ideas on what i crazy things i can do and get away with since im yet not 21??

i wanna REALLY push the limit this last year i have of 'youth'


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5491451 - 04/07/06 11:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i suggest volunteering at nursing homes :wink:


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5491453 - 04/07/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

woo hell yea! now thats pushing the envelope...

dont know if i can go through with it though... i mean with the crazy veterans and diaper changes...


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: DICK]
    #5491460 - 04/07/06 11:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yeah but to see all that fine ass from 18-25 year old women....its to die for.

<- dam is this even right to say on these forums?


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5491664 - 04/08/06 12:54 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yargh! happy fuckin b-day! PARTY AT DICK"S PLACE!!!


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5531059 - 04/18/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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PurpleKush said:
eeh, 19 and 20 are pointless... can't wait till 21.  i turned 20 in feb and tripped balls on my birthday... but i got drunk beforehand.  here's a pic of the fridge stocked.


happy birthday DICK




couldn't spring for the good beer?  :smirk:


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5531162 - 04/18/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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You have no idea how many doctors and lawyers I know that wish they went for their REAL dreams rather than plugging into a life that was supposed to bring them happiness.

Fuck all that!





I've never understood why people rag on being a doctor so much. I think being a doctor would be so awesome and hardly a poor fulfillment to life. You are a profession which works to help people who are in need of help... if anything, i think becoming a doctor is a very admirable way to live... maybe someone can explain to me why being a doctor is folding on your dreams?


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Re: Today I turned 20 [Re: danamine]
    #5531188 - 04/18/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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danamine said: maybe someone can explain to me why being a doctor is folding on your dreams?




I think he's referring to people who only became doctors out of social pressure, rather than following their true dreams. Being a doctor is an admirable profession in itself, but it's not for everyone. You shouldn't commit to any career that you don't have a passion for, and medicine is a stereotypical profession for parents to live vicariously through their children.

It's just an example.


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