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Offlinekilroy69
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Just cheated a drug test
    #5489245 - 04/07/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Ha ha. I put my brothers clean urine in a tick tack container and put it in a bottle of steaming hot water. I took it out when I got to the testing place and put it in the side of my boot. The lady gave me a once over and patted me down to see if I had anything on me. I walked in poured the piss into the container and walked out all in about 3 min. I passed and she never even gave me a second look.


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: kilroy69]
    #5489246 - 04/07/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Sweet. :thumbup:


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: kilroy69]
    #5489283 - 04/07/06 09:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

how the hell did you get piss in a tic tak container? it must have gone everywhere  :eek:


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5489286 - 04/07/06 09:01 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Its almost as good as last time. I had my brother walk in as me and take the test. They never even gave him a second look even though I do not think we look that much alike.


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: kilroy69]
    #5489308 - 04/07/06 09:14 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hah good job good job


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: Cowgold]
    #5489311 - 04/07/06 09:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i wish i had a twin


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: kilroy69]
    #5489407 - 04/07/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbup:

I never understand why so many people fear piss tests when they're so easy to beat.


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: zappa]
    #5489862 - 04/07/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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zappa said:
i wish i had a twin




So do I. Instead I have 2 brothers that apparently resemble me a lot as we are mistaken for each other often. Its funny as there are 2 1/2 years between my middle brother and 5 years between me and the one that actually took the test for me the last time. I guess I am happy that I can pass for a 24 year old.


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: kilroy69]
    #5489933 - 04/07/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

one of my buddies cheated all through probation by filling up a condom and tying it under his armpit. keeps it warm, and theres no mess if you do it right.


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5489936 - 04/07/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yea I had a friend do the same thing but he tied it to his dick and wore boxer briefs to keep it close to his body. I told him I am not really down with tying things to my dick. Its the only one I have, I don't want to harm it. :-)


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Re: Just cheated a drug test *DELETED* [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5489949 - 04/07/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5489956 - 04/07/06 12:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I would be fucked in that case because I am pee shy and can not go with someone standing behind me or even putting pressure on me to piss at all.


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5489979 - 04/07/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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ThaiLipaYai said:
I believe that for Probation & Parole, they stand in the bathroom with you, and and watch you urinate into the cup to make sure that the sample is not tampered with.




not in georgia... that did happen to me while i was in the air force though. someone that outranks you just stares at yer dick while you pee in a cup. it sucked. then we had to carry the cup above our heads so it was in plain sight the entire time. fuckin "random" drug tests... i got 4 in 6 months, some people got none.


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Re: Just cheated a drug test [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5490267 - 04/07/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

one time i put my friends piss in a condom and did it... but probation piss tests are a lot harder to cheat on cuz THEY WATCH YOU WHIP IT OUT....


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