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how difficult would it be to invite swami back?
    #5488997 - 04/07/06 05:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what stretching of our organs of intelligence would be required.
what inflations of humor and confusion would likely result?

is it technically possible to raise the undead
to invite the estranged
to recover from error?


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5489022 - 04/07/06 05:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

it would take swallowing ones pride, and I don't anyone will admit they can deepthroat


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: goobler]
    #5489163 - 04/07/06 07:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Swami's essence lives on, but Swami in the flesh would restore the balance and revitalize a forum that has a moderate smell of death around it.

If only we could construct an elaborate focusing device to contain the massive power that can only be known as Swami!



:smirk:

It has been prophecized that Swami is, in actuality, the human archetype of our Sun, the great star that is responsible for all life.  :shocked:

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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5489204 - 04/07/06 08:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I take this ironically :lol:


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5489331 - 04/07/06 09:29 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

How nice it would be to see him back! He always provoked lively discussions, which some people for some irrational reason took very personally.


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: dblaney]
    #5489575 - 04/07/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Vernon Howard's
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"One sign of an immature mind is the ease and frequency with
which it feels offended."


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5489609 - 04/07/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

LET'S DO EET!


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5490042 - 04/07/06 01:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I would like to see him back.


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5490526 - 04/07/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

What happened to him? I havent logged on in almost a year  :confused:


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: Cherk]
    #5490574 - 04/07/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Smoker For Peace said:
I would like to see him back.




Your eyes would not be capable of seeing him even if he was back. :lol:

Swami = Jesus?  :eek:

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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5490732 - 04/07/06 06:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It figures you would compare Swami to Jesus and say things like he is some kind of demi-god.sheeesssshhh..:rolleyes:

Remove the gonads from your mouth:lol:


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #5491129 - 04/07/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It figures that you would reduce the situation to resemble your own actions and personality. You know, "it takes one to know one", that bit? :lol:

I believe your condition is known as "Swami Envy". :smirk:

And why would you watch, anyways, you fucking pervert. :shocked:

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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5491290 - 04/07/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I have no retort for your harsh logic! :grin:


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: Cherk]
    #5491794 - 04/08/06 01:50 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i want Swami back... I never wanted him gone. The only problem I had was the sidekick responses by his cohorts who would boost the credibility of his underhanded debate tactics.
Swami was jovial, and I like parts of his personality, but when you questioned the emporers new clothes, swami would remain quiet, or subject dodge, while the cohorts took up the slack of interference.

Subconsciously or not, there was a team effort that made swami as revered as he was.


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5491975 - 04/08/06 04:36 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

wow, a thread about swami. its been a long time...


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: exclusive58]
    #5491992 - 04/08/06 05:07 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i still think swami was like 5 people on here.


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fresh313]
    #5492018 - 04/08/06 05:54 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

the lasting impression is all that remains


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5492025 - 04/08/06 06:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am quite sure he has a new account here allready :wink: Let's see, how he(she) stands :lol:


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fresh313]
    #5492237 - 04/08/06 09:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

fresh313 said:
i still think swami was like 5 people on here.




I think that you are like five people on here.

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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5492255 - 04/08/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Swami was jovial, and I like parts of his personality, but when you questioned the emporers new clothes, swami would remain quiet, or subject dodge, while the cohorts took up the slack of interference.




Anything that stirs up great idea exchange is an oppurtunity to pursue such idea exchange. :grin: Swami was like a probe that sought out inconsistencies, and subsequent reactions from those whose ideas were being challenged produced great, involved discussion.

I seriously doubt that Swami had "cohorts". I saw individuals who enjoyed the debate that would ensue and I saw like-minded individuals who heard a voice that they agreed with amongst a sea of voices that they could not identify with.

I think it is most certainly the remarkable over-analyzation of "the Swami situation" that was responsible for his demise. People created these pronounced views of who Swami was and what he did, and I honestly think it obscured their perceptions of reality. Its like they created a strawman and toppled it. :smirk:

A lot of people had a problem with his raising points and later not responding. So what? We don't have a responsiblity to follow through until everything is done to death. Perhaps his objective was already complete? Its this speculation of why he does this or why he didn't do that which damned us all, after all. I think most people got pissed off because they would raise points and got angry that they couldn't inflict them upon him, or to subject the Swami to their reasoning.

So people emotionally reacted to having their ideas challenged? So fucking what! That was never the problem, the fact that we specifically accomodated this forum for the purpose underscores that. Then what was? Ahem.  :shocked:

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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5492272 - 04/08/06 09:43 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I enjoyed discussing things with swami, at times, especially when you could tell he was high or inebriated, he was less serious.

But, here is part of my problem with the whole thing: Someone would ask "why?", and swami would say "Why not?" and you guys would start swooning over the philosophical ramifications, the simplistic rebuttal, the genius of the scientific logic used to come to that conclusion.... stuff like that.

I would also like to see icelander and veritas come back if they already havent. Maybe we can have Amnesty day where all the damned can announce their puppets, or rejoin if they dont have puppets.


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5492296 - 04/08/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

psilocyberin said:
But, here is part of my problem with the whole thing: Someone would ask "why?", and swami would say "Why not?" and you guys would start swooning over the philosophical ramifications, the simplistic rebuttal, the genius of the scientific logic used to come to that conclusion.... stuff like that.




Who is "you guys"? :confused:

Quote:


I would also like to see icelander and veritas come back if they already havent.




I seriously doubt that they are still here, but perhaps they do check in from time to time. I know that Icelander in particular keeps in contact with a few individuals from this forum, and I'm sure he'd be glad to hear from others as well.

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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5492305 - 04/08/06 10:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

your right, you guys was a bad choice of words. Lets just say that I meant "they".

Also, Icelander/veritas and I didnt really part on friendly or nice terms if I recall correctly.


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #5492699 - 04/08/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

that swami guy seems like more of a projection of the reader than a flesh and blood person - i mean how can everyone see the smae man so differrantly?


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5493793 - 04/08/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

fireworks_god said:
Quote:

fresh313 said:
i still think swami was like 5 people on here.




I think that you are like five people on here.

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thr33

but seriously, swami's debate tacticks were bs, if someone writes a paragraph hell pick out a sentence and debate the freakin sentence. divide and conquer type shit, thats too easy, and not productive in any fashion.  :syringe:


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fresh313]
    #5494556 - 04/08/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

fresh313 said:
but seriously, swami's debate tactics were bs, if someone writes a paragraph he'll pick out a sentence and debate the freakin sentence. divide and conquer type shit, thats too easy, and not productive in any fashion.  :syringe:




Productive, challenging, and entertaining....   
There are different ways to debate - going after the "weakest link" in a chain is certainly a way of debating....  :shrug:
Should we ban every person that uses this method....?  :lol:
It is always YOUR choice to continue, or not.... 

I enjoy most everybody's posts on here - when I get a chance to read them.... 
It is all about individual perspective at play with other unique perspectives, and some people just take words on a screen to damn seriously/personally....!?


Chat forums/message boards = entertainment....


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5495104 - 04/08/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i have learned alot from the shroomery, ive learned how to grow mushrooms, ive learned many things from the diverse people on here, lots about different opinions and viewpoints, it is not just entertainment to me, i do get entertainment but i dont look at it as that. i look at it a chance to converse with some degree of like minded people, i mean if u registered here , and i registered here, we all must have something in common even at the most basic of levels.


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fresh313]
    #5495235 - 04/09/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Agreed....    :thumbup:
Like minded people that like to experiment in different states of consciousness in one way or another(for the most part, some form of drugz~)....
In reference to the topic/person of this thread, Swami was one of those people with some of the same common interests as us all....  No....?

This place is like an interactive Cable TV - with many different channels to suit the pallet.... 
There are even commercials/sponsors at the top of each screen....!    :grin:
When you watch the Discovery channel, and learn a bunch of stuff that you didn't already know, is it not still a form of entertainment...?

(When I said ""It is always YOUR choice to continue, or not....""  I was referring to continuing a debate....)


It is all fun and games until someone pokes an "I" out....  :grin:


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5495301 - 04/09/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

anyways, if u remember his post count it was like 20,000. and im sure like 90 % of those were in P & S , so if you look at it statiscally, most of his posts contained little or no Actual Content.


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fresh313]
    #5495326 - 04/09/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Consider that the universe contains little to no actual content. This only furthers the mountian of evidence that dear Mr. Swami was cosmically, as well as comically, significant and certianly is the one true representative of God on our planet.


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: fresh313]
    #5495333 - 04/09/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Eeeeh, who's keeping score....!?    :shrug:

Most of my posts don't have any "actual content" either, as I usually pull the (stupid)humor card nowa~ days....  :lol:


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Re: how difficult would it be to invite swami back? [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5495555 - 04/09/06 03:51 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
So heres the deal. Swami's gone NOT because of his views...but because he ignored the rules of this website, and laughed at the thought of them.

This thread had been closed not because of the content herein, but because it has nothing to do with P&S....just a former member.


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