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theuser
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Looook into my eyes!
#5488375 - 04/06/06 11:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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A man came that was God's only son from a virgin.

Follow these long set of rules, such as no masterbating, don't be gay, ect... If you do not follow these rules that God didn't set, the "church" did, you will suffer in Limbo or Heeeeeeellllll...

Remember to come in once a week to remind yourself how to live and if you don't you shall go to hellllll.

This is the body and the blood of Christ. He died for our sins!!! Mock him, question him, and you shall paaaaay.

The jews must be evil, they do not believe in Jesus.

Oh, wait, the Christians are evil because they don't believe in the same exact God as Muslims. Christians are EEEEEEEEEvil!

Remember to give 10% of your Gross income to the church and you shall receive blessings galore!

Remember to give 10% of your Gross income to the church and you shall receive blessings galore!

Remember to give 10% of your Gross income to the church and you shall receive blessings galore!

Remember to give 10% of your Gross income to the church and you shall receive blessings galore!

Remember to give 10% of your Gross income to the church and you shall receive blessings galore!

Remember to give 10% of your Gross income to the church and you shall receive blessings galore!

Remember to give 10% of your Gross income to the church and you shall receive blessings galore!

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Re: Looook into my eyes! [Re: theuser]
#5488380 - 04/06/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Are you the US government?
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porcupine
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Re: Looook into my eyes! [Re: theuser]
#5488382 - 04/06/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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what is the point of posts like this? it's not as if this board is filled with fundamentalist christians. and even if it was do you really think ridicule is the best way to make them change their minds?
Edited by porcupine (04/06/06 11:43 PM)
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theuser
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Re: Looook into my eyes! [Re: porcupine]
#5488391 - 04/06/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Eh, delete it if you want. I've had my fun and feel better. 
This doesn't just poke fun at Christians! I mentioned Jews and Muslims too! You are right though, most have been brainwashed for so long... but hey thinking about going to heaven is better than thinking of rotting in the ground.
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No, he would have asked for at least 30% of your income,
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theuser
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Re: Looook into my eyes! [Re: BlueCoyote]
#5489290 - 04/07/06 09:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
BlueCoyote said: No, he would have asked for at least 30% of your income,
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it stars saddam
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Re: Looook into my eyes! [Re: theuser]
#5489714 - 04/07/06 11:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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theuser
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Quote:
itstarssaddam said: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post5231636
Haha, man that guy sounds pissed. This was more of a joke thread as I was feeling very mad and it made me feel better.
I think that the history religions are built on is bullshit. This is mainly what I get mad about, also I am surrounded by mormons and they sometimes creep me out in a cult sort of way.
The ideals of most religions are fine. It's cool to be nice to others, ect...
It's the magic, santa claus shit that pisses me off. I see it as something that is slowing and sometimes hurting the human race.
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it stars saddam
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Re: Looook into my eyes! [Re: theuser]
#5489807 - 04/07/06 11:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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theolduser said: Haha, man that guy sounds pissed.
Oh he is.
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Re: Looook into my eyes! [Re: theuser]
#5490023 - 04/07/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Those are not the teachings of jesus.
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I have considered such matters. SIKE
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