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Bigbird?
    #5482581 - 04/05/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

When you all buy bird seed do you go to the same hardware store each time?  I live in a city, I am without a car, and its a pain in the ass to lug around birdseed.  There is only one hardware store within walking distance that sells bags of the stuff.  I already went through 60 lbs.  I told them I have big birds!  Something a little more creative would be nice.  I could think of something else to tell them but I would rather hear what you guys do.  :tongue2:


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: ebass]
    #5482599 - 04/05/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You could say you're like johnny birdseed spreading love for hungry wild birds everywhere!


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: ebass]
    #5482607 - 04/05/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why do you need so much birdseed? Do you have a lot of birds? Are you Bigbird? Do you eat it yourself?

Just tell the guys that you breed birds. But why would they care what you tell them, as long as you buy the stuff. You could say you have a birdseed fetish and like to bathe in it, I'm sure they'll still sell it to you.


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: ebass]
    #5482623 - 04/05/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I personally would tell them to mind their own business,
but
you could say you make your own bird suet cakes,( birdseed, plus
peanut butter, and lard).And you sell them on Ebay.


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: ebass]
    #5482652 - 04/05/06 12:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Tell them you are growing hallucinogenic mushrooms in bulk quantity.


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: rod]
    #5482685 - 04/05/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If a salesman tried to make small talk and ask what you are planning on using their product for, you would really tell them to mind their own business?


Edited by PinballWizard (04/05/06 12:27 PM)


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: Boom]
    #5482687 - 04/05/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

lol Booom... how bout this...I have a terrible skin disease that affects only my inner thighs and groin. The meds help but I find that bathing in 20 lbs of birdseed mixed with water is very soothing. Most likely it works through an indirect psychosomatic mechanism of some sort...it's amazing what the mind can do.


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: ebass]
    #5482692 - 04/05/06 12:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Personally, I think you should stick to the "I like feeding birds" story


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5482705 - 04/05/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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PinballWizard said:
If a salesman tried to make small talk and ask what you are planning on using their product for, youo would really tell them to mind they're own business?



Better yet if they ask me again I can start flippin' out yelling "what...do you think I'M a criminal...ME....fuck that...I don't need your bird seed!"


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: Boom]
    #5482717 - 04/05/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Booooom said:
Tell them you are growing hallucinogenic mushrooms in bulk quantity.



ah now I know what the birdseed is for  :smile:


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Re: Bigbird? [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5482729 - 04/05/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

PinballWizard said:
If a salesman tried to make small talk and ask what you are planning on using their product for, youo would really tell them to mind they're own business?



Better yet if they ask me again I can start flippin' out yelling "what...do you think I'M a criminal...ME....fuck that...I don't need your bird seed!"

cybr...i'm not busting your chops but how did you not know that. You are on shroomery.org and your registration date is Jan of 2003. Just curious. Do you grow truffles?


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