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Getting "clean"
    #5481965 - 04/05/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

With a drug test (urine) coming up in 4.5 weeks, I am trying to find the most effective way to clean the THC out of my system. 

Does anyone know of effective methods for me to clean out my system  other than:
- running 3-5 miles a day
- drinking at least 20 cups of water per day
- drinking at least 4 cups of cranberry juice (pure cranberry)
- not smoking

I am a regular user of cannabis and this is a pre-employment drug test.  It will be my first (and hopefully last).  Any additional advice is greatly appreciated; thanks in advance!  Hope all is well with everyone here :smile:


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Re: Getting [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5481976 - 04/05/06 08:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what is your weight? how tall are you?


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Re: Getting [Re: mjw0]
    #5481978 - 04/05/06 08:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am 6 feet tall and weigh approximately 180 lbs.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5482030 - 04/05/06 09:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

6' 180lbs...sounds like you probibly have a low amount of body fat..
just drink plenty of water...get alot of exersize and avoid smoking...4.5 weeks should be enough time to metabolize the thc out of your system..get some home test kits and test yourself every other day about 3.5 weeks in...if your stll failing try terminator gold or ready clean the day of test, following directions to a T, ive never failed using them


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: hIgHdRoLoVeR]
    #5482114 - 04/05/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what type of test do they give? is it a urine test or a hair test?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: zappa]
    #5482199 - 04/05/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

"With a drug test (urine) coming up in 4.5 weeks"

And as far as terminator gold or ready clean... this place can detect those- as they don't flush you out, just cover the sample.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5482264 - 04/05/06 10:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

4.5 weeks will "probably" be enough time so that you don't have to do anything. You should pass.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: badchad]
    #5482394 - 04/05/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Well thanks for the responses. It will be good for me to take this time apart from something I love, and if I end up not passing- well then I guess the job just wasn't meant to be.

Peace and love!


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5482483 - 04/05/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I think eating 'any citrus', would help..


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5482639 - 04/05/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I think the system you worked out will be fine if you have that long before the test. Although I'd probably up the cranberry a bit.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: barfightlard]
    #5482665 - 04/05/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

just curious, what kind of job is it that they are testing for drugs?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: kaniz]
    #5482918 - 04/05/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I think youll be fine, i remember my system was cleaned up in 2 weeks with just regular exercise and eating right and a few of my friends also said it took them 2 weeks to clean up.

The only thing you have to worry about is not smoking during the 4 weeks, i know how impossible that is. good luck.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: kaniz]
    #5482958 - 04/05/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

kaniz said:
just curious, what kind of job is it that they are testing for drugs?





Kaniz: it's a pre-employment test for an internship at an investment banking company.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5483690 - 04/05/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

drinking a lot fo fluids only dilutes ur piss, it does not clean the thc out of ur system faster. thc is stored in fats, therefore its not water soluble so drinking a shitload everyday does not clean u fast only dilutes ur piss and if its super diluted when u take the test they make u test again. excercising helps immensley because u burn ur fat where the thc is stored.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: LedHead]
    #5486431 - 04/06/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ill have to remember that for my next drug test. i thought you just drank a lot of water, and it would flush it out. what about cranberry juice? does that do the same thing as water?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: LedHead]
    #5486461 - 04/06/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

LedHead said:
drinking a lot fo fluids only dilutes ur piss, it does not clean the thc out of ur system faster. thc is stored in fats, therefore its not water soluble so drinking a shitload everyday does not clean u fast only dilutes ur piss and if its super diluted when u take the test they make u test again. excercising helps immensley because u burn ur fat where the thc is stored.




Drinking at least a gallon of water will help remove toxins from your body. Also aids in metabolizing fatty tissue. Everybody should drink about a gallon of water a day as part of a healthy lifestyle IMO.

Did you know that they are not testing for THC ? They are testing for the metabolites of it.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: EquilibriuM]
    #5486482 - 04/06/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Just drink 8 cups of water a day and eat healthy meals. That will help naturally cleanse your system. Also teas will help cleanse it that way. I take drug tests every 2 weeks and smoke about a Quarter a week.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5486497 - 04/06/06 01:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

AlwaysFlowin said:
Quote:

kaniz said:
just curious, what kind of job is it that they are testing for drugs?





Kaniz: it's a pre-employment test for an internship at an investment banking company.




gluck on the job, but wtf dos an investment banking company care if you smoke weed or not? I think doing drug pre-tests for employment is overstepping boundries a little too much. If it was for a job like say, a doctor, or a piolet, or something where the life of others is in your hands - sure

but for an internship? lame.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: kaniz]
    #5486501 - 04/06/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

dude its America. It IS lame.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: EquilibriuM]
    #5486629 - 04/06/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

One of my buddies who has a fair amount of fat to store THC metabolites passed in two weeks. I suppose he's about 5'10" 200 some ought pounds. The only one I have taken was before I ever smoked, so that doesn't count.

When I was looking for a job last fall I did a lot of research about passing a UA, but I ended up gettin a job that didn't require one. But  one thing I read that I think could benefit you is that you should stop exercising about a week or less before the test, so that if you have any THC metabolites left you won't be releasing them at the time of the test. So for the week before the test just be lazy and eat.

I also read to use mid-stream urine; go in the toilette a little then the cup, then finish in the toilette. 

good luck and smoke a big fat doobie after your test! :smile:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: fazdazzle]
    #5486644 - 04/06/06 02:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Up the cranberry (get one of those 2 liter/~2.25 quarts from the supermarket). Eat more citrus, like an orange or two for breakfast. Cut down on fatty foods as much as possible. If your workout place has a sauna hit that up every few days. Keep on exercising and you should definitely be fine. Depends how heavy of a toker you were when you stopped smoking.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: ezkiel]
    #5522196 - 04/16/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I didn't realize this thread caught somewhat of a second life on the 6th. 

Thanks so much for all of your replies and help- it is truly, truly appreciated :smile:

And Kaniz- I couldn't agree with you anymore, my man... the fact that they give the test is almost enough for me not to want to work for the company- but from what I've heard, it's the Insurance companies who basically force certain corporations into giving drug tests to employees (or else they have to pay a significant premium).

Thanks again... and I will surely up this thread again in 4 weeks as soon as I turn the Volcano on :smile:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5523061 - 04/16/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Pretty much every place piss tests. I've had many a job and the only one that didn't was a warehouse, and every other warehouse I've applied at has required it. I've been tested to run registers, stock shelves, feed animals at a zoo, unload trucks by hand (not heavy machinery). It's just stupid.

Maybe you guys can give me some quick info. I believe I have a piss test coming up in less than a week. These are the last dates I smoked.

3/27, 3/28, 3/29, 4/2, 4/14. 4/14 I only took one hit, it was blown right pretty quick and I didn't even feel it, so I'm not sure it counts to any degree. Should I not do anything and just see how it goes? I know not to work out, but should I still drink water, cranberry juice? Anything?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: supersapien]
    #5523218 - 04/17/06 12:49 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

<~~~I took 11 drug tests (urine) in the military and passed each one of them (even after smoking MJ the night before).

My secret....lots and lots of water....never failed. no need for detox. Just drink water like freakin crazy until your stomach hurts. It can't be good to drink that much water (cause drinking too much water CAN kill you), but hey it worked every time!


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: inv3rse]
    #5614516 - 05/10/06 07:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

OK well I promised to keep everyone posted - so here is the update:

I am proud to say I have gone without weed for a grand total of 26 days.  It's definitely the longest I've gone without cannabis since I started smoking.  It was really hard the first week, but it's been a breeze since then :smile:

I started testing myself with FirstCheck home drug tests 15 days into my "sobriety" and failed 5 of them before passing my last two :smile: yesterday and today. 

I plan on working out extremely hard (all cardio) tomorrow, Friday, and Saturday.  I will continue to test myself at least once a day.  If I continue to pass the next three days, I will stop working out and start pigging out on Sunday.  Then if I still pass another test Monday morning, I will drive in and take the test then. 

Thanks for all of your support and help.  Can't wait to be high as a kite again :smile:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5614800 - 05/10/06 08:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Look at my sig, but 4.5 will only require a tiny version of my plan.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #5614840 - 05/10/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

lol last Thursday was the first time i smoked since um like 5 weeks and wow 2 bowls totally and utterly destroyed me i couldn't even talk just looked really stoned and was swaying like a palm tree in the wind hahaha.

and aslong as you dont smoke during work with heavy equipment your fine its absolute BS


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: MrMolotov]
    #5614900 - 05/10/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I have a stockpile of weed waiting for me which includes:


Northern lights (gotta have a classic indica), Ak-48, Super Skunk, White Rhino x Diesel, and Sour Diesel.


It is going to be a great one :smile:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5615090 - 05/10/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

OH ya... and the test is being done by Quest Diagnostics- in case anyone has any info or experience with their tests.

Another bit of info- when I started my cleansing 25 days ago I weighed 185.  I now weigh in at 173... and feel so much healthier :smile:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5616509 - 05/11/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

4.5 weeks just stop smoking u should b clean


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: PsychdlcMes3]
    #5616580 - 05/11/06 09:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Something else I was wondering -

I have passed home tests the last three days (another one today!!) in a row, but the red/pink line for THC is so insanely faint. I initially believed this to mean that I was at or near the cut of point for THC metabolites (50 ng/ml) but I called the company and they said "No. No matter how faint the red line is, it is a negative test. Nothing more, nothing less"- which is somewhat reassuring, but I still would like to know exactly why the THC line hasn't come up a deep red yet.

Thanks so much again.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5617172 - 05/11/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Personally, I wouldn't work for someone who didn't respect my privacy of what I do in my own time.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: TurricaN]
    #5617286 - 05/11/06 01:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

This is the biigest pro to quitting weed. If you cant drop the pipe to better your life, then you need to take a step back and look at yourself real hard. People like to say weed isnt addictive, and thats BS. The proof is right in your face. How many people get bitchy as hell after a couple days without smoke? LOL


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: FungusMan]
    #5617362 - 05/11/06 02:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I realize some people abuse it, but quite frankly I've been perfectly happy without it :smile: - and that doesn't mean I'm not ecstatic to be able to smoke again. 

I don't think it's as cut and dried as dropping the pipe to better your life.  I certainly don't think I'm any better than someone who makes the decision to continue smoking and searching for jobs that do not test.  To each his own. 

As for this company not respecting my privacy- it's a one time pre-employment test, so it's more of a question of "Ok you wanna be a big shot and work here?  Put the pipe down for a month and then do whatever you want once you are in the doors" :smile:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5617749 - 05/11/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I disagree. It IS unreasonable.
I've never heard of any company asking a new employee to drop videogames for a month.
I've never heard of any copmany asking a new employee to drop TV for a month.
I've never heard of any company asking a new employee to drop alcohol for a month.
Why should weed be any different?

I wouldn't say everyone gets bitchy if they don't smoke for a couple of days. Hell, I usually only smoke, at most, once a week. I have a friend who smokes daily though and does get bitchy if he doesn't have any though. Everyone is different.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: TurricaN]
    #5617798 - 05/11/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well like I said - to each his own and I certainly don't fault you for disagreeing.  But I'm not too sure what you're disagreeing with.

I too think it is entirely unreasonable, and if this internship wasn't absolutely one of a kind for me, I would most certainly say "thanks, but no thanks".  And quite frankly... I needed the month off, and am only just realizing that now :smile:

Smoke on though, brother.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: TurricaN]
    #5617823 - 05/11/06 03:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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I disagree. It IS unreasonable.
I've never heard of any company asking a new employee to drop videogames for a month.
I've never heard of any copmany asking a new employee to drop TV for a month.
I've never heard of any company asking a new employee to drop alcohol for a month.
Why should weed be any different?

I wouldn't say everyone gets bitchy if they don't smoke for a couple of days. Hell, I usually only smoke, at most, once a week. I have a friend who smokes daily though and does get bitchy if he doesn't have any though. Everyone is different.




Well apparently things are different where you live. Here, its not a matter of what you do on your own time, but what you could possibly be doing on THEYRE time. Sorry boss. I didnt mean to drive the forklift into the wall, I was just blazed from the lunchtime blunt. Also, the main reason they do it here, is because of pressure from the companies insurance policies.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: FungusMan]
    #5618825 - 05/11/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

first of all. peep this: http://www.whizzinator.com/

once you got it, you got it. and everybody knows someone that doesnt do drugs and has clean piss to use.

It isnt a probation test so you arent going to have some faggot breathing down your balls lookin to see your cock actually piss the stream into a cup.

now so u know, like others said already, thc metabolites are stored in our body fat, so whatever increases metabolism is also good for getting rid of the thc metabolites. drinking ICE water is the best because of it being so cold. the cold from the ice water will cause yoru body to increase its metabolism to warm up your body.(read it in a health mag once)

but yeah man, shit, if you dont HAVE to quit, fuck it, id grab me a whizzinator and have my grandma piss for me, fuck it. as long as u aint got an addiction SO bad that you would fuck up at work, it isnt a big deal in my eyes.

the thing is, it's the law and if they DONT test, its their ass. so i mean out of respect id just have to agree to a piss test. i undersatnd its the ultimate privacy invasion, but shit, if you owned your own business, you would do it too. even if it was your buddy and you and him smoked together, youd have to have him piss for you to keep it real. of course after that ya go smoke a B, its just covering their ass. and if the employee is so damn dumb as to fail, that is on them. you can either accept the way things are, fight for a change, or BE RESPONSIBLE.

and you are being responsible and optimistic about quitting, and i respect that. hope everything goes yuour way, i know it will, i bet you will be clean 100%. shit, prolly are now.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: Mushroom_Mike]
    #5618951 - 05/11/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

dont quote me, i mean i aint no fuckin expert on the process :smirk: i just know if you fail a DT then your ass aint getting any compensation.

correct me if im wrong


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: Mushroom_Mike]
    #5619048 - 05/11/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You know, there's a point where swearing becomes simply useless.
Just tryin' to help you out.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: harrybosetti]
    #5619194 - 05/11/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

twice a week piss tests for over a year. anyone wanna help me out of THAT jam?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: whatever123]
    #5619529 - 05/11/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What in the world did you do to deserve that?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: whatever123]
    #5619744 - 05/12/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

whatever123 said:
twice a week piss tests for over a year. anyone wanna help me out of THAT jam?




Eat mushrooms and drink beer  :thumbup: I did it for years in the military  :mushroom2:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: FungusMan]
    #5620275 - 05/12/06 06:47 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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FungusMan said:
Well apparently things are different where you live. Here, its not a matter of what you do on your own time, but what you could possibly be doing on THEIR time.



Yes, but the tests still discriminate against something that you did on YOUR OWN TIME, not THEIRS. They are still crossing the line; nothing you can say will change that fact.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: TurricaN]
    #5622994 - 05/12/06 09:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

In the UK, who pays for the recovery and loss of pay an employee suffers through if they get hurt on the job?

Here, we have WORKERS COMPENSATION. The companies here pay on insurances that will pay for injuries that may be sustained from work related accidents. But, unless you DT your employees, they wont accept you as a customer, opening you (the company) up to possible Court cases in the future.

Its nothing personal, the companies are just protecting their ass'.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: FungusMan]
    #5630064 - 05/14/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

O.K. so here's the deal... and please, please don't be afraid to give input (sans ethical debate of drug testing :smile: ):


I have not smoked in 30 days, YAY GO ME, and just took my 9th or 10th home drug test.  The difference with this most recent home test is that the red line for negative tests (which is absent when the urine sample is positive) is BLATANTLY present :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: 

I "think" I passed a few a week ago, but I really wanted the reassurance of a deep red line - and I finally got it! 

So tomorrow, on my 31st day of sobriety I plan on going in there and pissing a clean stream (I'm not going to dilute or mess around or anything) and then sparking the biggest joint of ak-48 immediately after :smile:

If I fail, then there is absolutely no way this job was meant to be.  There are endless possibilities in this world and I'll just go with the flow - but I think I'll pass :smile:

So in summing up this ecstatic ramble - I am going to buy two tests tomorrow and try them in the morning.  If I pass both, I am going to drive myself right into Boston and piss the living hell outa the place :smile:

Thanks so much for all of your help- there were times I certainly didn't think I could do it... but it feels so damn good to be able to piss clean on my own :smile:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5630119 - 05/14/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Niacin(its a vitamin), go to cvs and buy some. take that for a week and ahalf and youll be clean as a whistle, of coures you must also drink an ample amount of water...goes without saying


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: habitat0789]
    #5630161 - 05/14/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

^^ Did you read a single post besides the first? Nope...


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5634278 - 05/15/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Took my test today,
hooray,
I am high!  :smile:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5634431 - 05/15/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

niacin works.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5634456 - 05/15/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Took my test today,
hooray,
I am high!  :smile:




Congrats AlwaysFlowin!

Power to the people man :grin:


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: ThreePieceSuit]
    #5634869 - 05/15/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Congrats man! You definitely deserve it.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: UncleTank]
    #5638556 - 05/16/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Where exactly can you find one of the home test kits? Ive looked around and havent seem to have found any.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: JJ01769]
    #5638792 - 05/16/06 06:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

In the back of most drug stores like CVS. They are usually next to the pregnancy tests in front of the pharmacy. Also you can order online. Just do a google for home drug tests.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5638889 - 05/16/06 06:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

They're quite inexpensive too.

www.froogle.com

The search power of google, combined with a system that finds you the cheapest available products from varying online stores!
Good luck!


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: ThreePieceSuit]
    #5639179 - 05/16/06 07:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Congratulations! The exercise helped, but drinking all of that was a waste. Drinking lots of water will not cause you to lose the fat cells that contain the THC metabolites. Drinking water is used ussually the day of a test, so your urine is diluted.

You could have kept smoking, and used the method in my sig, it works every time.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #5639916 - 05/16/06 10:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

anyone heard about sur gel? alot of people claims it works.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: FungusMan]
    #5639961 - 05/16/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

TurricaN said:
I disagree. It IS unreasonable.
I've never heard of any company asking a new employee to drop videogames for a month.
I've never heard of any copmany asking a new employee to drop TV for a month.
I've never heard of any company asking a new employee to drop alcohol for a month.
Why should weed be any different?

I wouldn't say everyone gets bitchy if they don't smoke for a couple of days. Hell, I usually only smoke, at most, once a week. I have a friend who smokes daily though and does get bitchy if he doesn't have any though. Everyone is different.




Well apparently things are different where you live. Here, its not a matter of what you do on your own time, but what you could possibly be doing on THEYRE time. Sorry boss. I didnt mean to drive the forklift into the wall, I was just blazed from the lunchtime blunt. Also, the main reason they do it here, is because of pressure from the companies insurance policies.




lol

does anyone know if you have to send those at home drug kits back in the mail?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: FurrySheep]
    #5643197 - 05/17/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

No, but if they come up positive you can send it to the company free of charge (minus postage) and they'll perform an additional lab analysis on it.


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