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OfflineAlwaysFlowin
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Getting "clean"
    #5481965 - 04/05/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

With a drug test (urine) coming up in 4.5 weeks, I am trying to find the most effective way to clean the THC out of my system. 

Does anyone know of effective methods for me to clean out my system  other than:
- running 3-5 miles a day
- drinking at least 20 cups of water per day
- drinking at least 4 cups of cranberry juice (pure cranberry)
- not smoking

I am a regular user of cannabis and this is a pre-employment drug test.  It will be my first (and hopefully last).  Any additional advice is greatly appreciated; thanks in advance!  Hope all is well with everyone here :smile:


Edited by AlwaysFlowin (04/05/06 08:40 AM)


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Re: Getting [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5481976 - 04/05/06 08:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what is your weight? how tall are you?


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Re: Getting [Re: mjw0]
    #5481978 - 04/05/06 08:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am 6 feet tall and weigh approximately 180 lbs.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5482030 - 04/05/06 09:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

6' 180lbs...sounds like you probibly have a low amount of body fat..
just drink plenty of water...get alot of exersize and avoid smoking...4.5 weeks should be enough time to metabolize the thc out of your system..get some home test kits and test yourself every other day about 3.5 weeks in...if your stll failing try terminator gold or ready clean the day of test, following directions to a T, ive never failed using them


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: hIgHdRoLoVeR]
    #5482114 - 04/05/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what type of test do they give? is it a urine test or a hair test?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: zappa]
    #5482199 - 04/05/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

"With a drug test (urine) coming up in 4.5 weeks"

And as far as terminator gold or ready clean... this place can detect those- as they don't flush you out, just cover the sample.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5482264 - 04/05/06 10:16 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

4.5 weeks will "probably" be enough time so that you don't have to do anything. You should pass.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: badchad]
    #5482394 - 04/05/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Well thanks for the responses. It will be good for me to take this time apart from something I love, and if I end up not passing- well then I guess the job just wasn't meant to be.

Peace and love!


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5482483 - 04/05/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I think eating 'any citrus', would help..


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5482639 - 04/05/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I think the system you worked out will be fine if you have that long before the test. Although I'd probably up the cranberry a bit.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: barfightlard]
    #5482665 - 04/05/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

just curious, what kind of job is it that they are testing for drugs?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: kaniz]
    #5482918 - 04/05/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I think youll be fine, i remember my system was cleaned up in 2 weeks with just regular exercise and eating right and a few of my friends also said it took them 2 weeks to clean up.

The only thing you have to worry about is not smoking during the 4 weeks, i know how impossible that is. good luck.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: kaniz]
    #5482958 - 04/05/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

kaniz said:
just curious, what kind of job is it that they are testing for drugs?





Kaniz: it's a pre-employment test for an internship at an investment banking company.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5483690 - 04/05/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

drinking a lot fo fluids only dilutes ur piss, it does not clean the thc out of ur system faster. thc is stored in fats, therefore its not water soluble so drinking a shitload everyday does not clean u fast only dilutes ur piss and if its super diluted when u take the test they make u test again. excercising helps immensley because u burn ur fat where the thc is stored.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: LedHead]
    #5486431 - 04/06/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ill have to remember that for my next drug test. i thought you just drank a lot of water, and it would flush it out. what about cranberry juice? does that do the same thing as water?


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: LedHead]
    #5486461 - 04/06/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

LedHead said:
drinking a lot fo fluids only dilutes ur piss, it does not clean the thc out of ur system faster. thc is stored in fats, therefore its not water soluble so drinking a shitload everyday does not clean u fast only dilutes ur piss and if its super diluted when u take the test they make u test again. excercising helps immensley because u burn ur fat where the thc is stored.




Drinking at least a gallon of water will help remove toxins from your body. Also aids in metabolizing fatty tissue. Everybody should drink about a gallon of water a day as part of a healthy lifestyle IMO.

Did you know that they are not testing for THC ? They are testing for the metabolites of it.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: EquilibriuM]
    #5486482 - 04/06/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Just drink 8 cups of water a day and eat healthy meals. That will help naturally cleanse your system. Also teas will help cleanse it that way. I take drug tests every 2 weeks and smoke about a Quarter a week.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: AlwaysFlowin]
    #5486497 - 04/06/06 01:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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AlwaysFlowin said:
Quote:

kaniz said:
just curious, what kind of job is it that they are testing for drugs?





Kaniz: it's a pre-employment test for an internship at an investment banking company.




gluck on the job, but wtf dos an investment banking company care if you smoke weed or not? I think doing drug pre-tests for employment is overstepping boundries a little too much. If it was for a job like say, a doctor, or a piolet, or something where the life of others is in your hands - sure

but for an internship? lame.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: kaniz]
    #5486501 - 04/06/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

dude its America. It IS lame.


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Re: Getting "clean" [Re: EquilibriuM]
    #5486629 - 04/06/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

One of my buddies who has a fair amount of fat to store THC metabolites passed in two weeks. I suppose he's about 5'10" 200 some ought pounds. The only one I have taken was before I ever smoked, so that doesn't count.

When I was looking for a job last fall I did a lot of research about passing a UA, but I ended up gettin a job that didn't require one. But  one thing I read that I think could benefit you is that you should stop exercising about a week or less before the test, so that if you have any THC metabolites left you won't be releasing them at the time of the test. So for the week before the test just be lazy and eat.

I also read to use mid-stream urine; go in the toilette a little then the cup, then finish in the toilette. 

good luck and smoke a big fat doobie after your test! :smile:


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