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Offlinemoonlightdrift
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This is the Funniest shit ever
    #5481448 - 04/05/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Check this website out. How do they come up with this????
www.raptureready.com


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: moonlightdrift]
    #5482315 - 04/05/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

it i s more scary than funny when you have beleivers running the country with access to huge treasuries and nukes.


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: moonlightdrift]
    #5483108 - 04/05/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

What's also amusing is when people show the same sort of ignorance they think they are above, by ignoring or not not knowing a forums intentions and rules before they post in it. Ever notice that?

How is ones inability to distinguish the difference between the reality of what this forum was created for and their fantasy of what they think it was created for, any different from what one may find funny in that web site?

:sherlock:The question is, how does one come up with the belief that  a post such as the one entitled This is the funniest shit ever is an appropriate post for this forum? :hillbilly: <- This guy looks like he doesn't have a clue, I thought you might be able to answer the question.

Oh well, where do people come up with the stuff they do is the right question to ask indeed.:flowstone:

I'll drink to it! :smile: :cheers:

:peace: :heart:


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #5483365 - 04/05/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'm think P&S would be able to appreciate this more than MR&P.


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #5483462 - 04/05/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Readers of any forum can find humor in anything if they look at it from a certain angle or take enough shrooms. All hail Eris! I probably poked fun of some of whats in there in P&S myself at some time. That's not the point. Making a mockery of others beliefs isn't tolerated in this forum according to the rules. That was the sole intention of her post.

I found it funny, that she was laughing at others reaching beyond the bounds of empirical reality and overlooked herself doing it. The rules are a fact of this forum, there in black and white. They are real. Now, if they are truly enforced in reality is another story. The noob is putting it to the test. Got to give her credit for testing out what is real and what is illusion.

If this stays up for more then 5 days, I will concur that the rules of this forum are an illusion and anything goes. :wink:

:peace: :heart:


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #5483590 - 04/05/06 04:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

some groups beliefs are self mocking.

if i am to understand you and this forum correctly anything goes. in fact the wackier the bedder.


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Offlineleery11
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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: Temptress]
    #5483602 - 04/05/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

mmmmm...

Of the doomsdays I know about.... I hope the most the Christian one isn't correct.

So dark, depressing, nihilistic, evil. God loves everyone. God kills everyone who doesn't follow him correctly. I dunno. Fortunately the second coming makes much reasonable sense through CHRIST CONSCOUSNESS, and that the second coming is within you, and everyone else, everyone being a Christ.... kingdom of God coming to earth.

but the .... 100,000 saved... etc.... kind of... ugh..... I dunno why God would do that personally. I do think the mark of the beast is a message that needs to be heeded in this day and age of money worshipping though.


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: Temptress]
    #5483667 - 04/05/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You understand me wrong. :confused: The forum has rules and anything isn't suppose to go. This post was a clear violation of them. Click the link on top of this page if you havn;t read them yet either. If the rules are not enforced then it is the same as anything goes.

Is that easier to understand?

And NO, the wackier is not better. What ever helps people find their way through the fray in peace, respect, and understanding is for the better.

Leery, it looks like you read more of that site then I did. I just glossed the first page to see if it was a comedy site. What was so funny about it? Those beliefs from it you posted, have been floating around for a long time. What suddenly made them funny? They come from people living in a lot of fear.  That's more sad then funny.

:peace: :heart:


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #5483686 - 04/05/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Rules:
1) No Flaming. No Trolling. Flaming or spiritual bashing is not tolerated in this section.
Do not provoke others with incendiary or condescending remarks.
2) Be respectful. Please always respect the beliefs and thread guidelines of other members.
3) Mocking others beliefs is not allowed. Making posts or threads that mock in a ridiculing manner will not be tolerated. For skeptic vs believer style debates on spiritual issues, visit the Philosophy and Spirituality board.


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #5483733 - 04/05/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

how does someone with a holier than thou attitide rpomote peace and understanding? i will be saved and you wont - neener, neener.


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #5483855 - 04/05/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

gettinjiggywithit said:

Leery, it looks like you read more of that site then I did.



No :smile:
Quote:

What was so funny about it? Those beliefs from it you posted, have been floating around for a long time. What suddenly made them funny? They come from people living in a lot of fear.  That's more sad then funny.



Nothing was funny about it and I did not imply or infer such. My post was about my understanding of the "rapture" from reading revelation and just from hearing random Christians speak, as well from a website called famine 2006 which says that half of us will die from bird flue then God will blow up America via our pipelines, which it says are all connected and therefore a small spark would destroy the entire nation (which DOES worry me! but i'm not sure how it's feasible) and thusly turn America into the Biblical hell....

after which Jesus will come back and reign for 1000 years. the reason for our destruction is our greed and idolatry.

I say, not if I have a choice! I want these people, all of them, saved from their vices without having to suffer through hell to get to it. Lead by example. Ascend into Christ-consciousness, the emergence of Boddhisattvas, from the most corrupt, to the politicians themselves, everyone... I want them all free and alive and peaceful.


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Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: Temptress]
    #5483862 - 04/05/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Who said they did?

I understand you're a puppet and you are not here to breed peace by putting up posts in other forums calling people different from you retarded. So what?

What exactly is it you are so proud of being saved from? I'm happy for you whatever it is. :smile: I'm not a religious person myself.  I fly free :wink:

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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: leery11]
    #5483992 - 04/05/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Ahhhhhhhh you were going off from other sources. Sure, there is all sorts of end times talk out there. Of course most of us will for peace to ensue. That's something people have to grant for themselves to themselves in their lives.

I'm of the you create your own reality school of thought and realize that as many different realities are being experienced right now, as there are people to experience them. Some are heavenly, some are hellish and some are in limbo.

I'm not a religious person, though I am remembering how metaphysical energy regarding creation laws work. My days have been 98% heavenly for the last so many years as I been figuring out how it works. The other 2% of the time I am working out the proverbial bugs.

I understand people have fears and concerns about the future, not just for their own but human kind. I wish I could infuse everyone with the light and love to ease them.

It's really something people have to do for themselves. We can help each other help themselves though.

Choice is a powerful thing. We are free to choose not always so much what we think and feel, (having to listen to others at times) yet we are free as to how we choose to think and feel about them and in meditation can seed our own, that we can nurture to grow and blossom.

Being mindful of what seeds we let take to soil in our minds and hearts and which we nurture is a start.

Discussing how to place yourself vibrationally within the spectrum is a broad topic, to large for a post reply. If you're serious about wanting to come to peace with all you have read and heard, we can start another post on it fresh and see where it goes over the course of time.


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #5484605 - 04/05/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You are so hypocritcal I cant take it. Ive seen you make fun of several religions and beliefs, when it happens to suit you you like to point out the rules. But enjoy.


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: TheCow]
    #5484695 - 04/05/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i thought that was a great find. come on, a rapture index. where do they get their numbers, add all the titty bars and porno's and divide it by the proceeds their church recieves to build their new fellowship hall?


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: TheCow]
    #5485066 - 04/05/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

TheCow said:
You are so hypocritcal I cant take it.  Ive seen you make fun of several religions and beliefs, when it happens to suit you you like to point out the rules.  But enjoy.




Where did you miss that I said I have done that at the shroomery and can find anything funny? :smile: Hello? It's in this post.

However, you won't find any post that I started with the intended sole purpose of doing just that in MR&P. There's a difference. When I put up a post in here, its because, I am genuinely interested in a topic I wish to discuss with others who are. I constructively use this forum for its intended purpose when I put up posts.

I've gotten a little jerky in replies to people who broke rules first. I figure, maybe they will learn by getting a taste of their own medicine because they sure can't learn from reading rules.  :crazy:

Go ahead and find one post in this forum that I started with the sole purpose of making a mockery of others beliefs. Go ahead. Put up or correct yourself.

I am genuinely interested in what some call mysticism or the paranormal. Are you? I care about this forum and would like to see it be a welcoming place for positive constructive discussion. Do you? I've made many positive on topic contributions to this forum, members sharing mutual interests have appreciated. Have you COW?

No, you love it that some under age girl put a mockery post up in here and only posted here to be in support of that. Your interest in this forum is to see it go down. MR&P and P&S ers know where you stand with this stuff. You think it's all bunk.

I'm, not afraid to step up and give a shit about this forum. Isn't OTD enough to post mockeries in when one is in the mood to make them or read them? Thats where I go when I am looking for a good laugh. How many mockery forums do we need?


This is the shroomery, full of diverse members with diverse interests. The admins are cool enough, to cater to all of them with the different forums. They were cool enough to create this one.

Is it so hard to respect and accept this forums intention and purpose?

Is it?

I don't do shrooms and I don't post in the cult forums. I respect and accept, other people have a genuine interest in them, and the forums were created for such discussion. Easy for me to stay out of them. :shrug:

If you went into the cult forums and started ridiculing people for doing illegal drugs, do you think the regulars there would be thrilled with your posts? I don't.

Go ahead, try it and see what happens there.:cool:

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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #5485117 - 04/05/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

only a firts post may not break the rules? mocking others afterwards is ok? that is very deep my dolphin freind.


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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: Temptress]
    #5485335 - 04/06/06 01:22 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You read thin is the problem. Where did I say it was okay? I just said I did a few times. I never said that I didn't equally deserve a warning for replying to someone obnoxiously who was obnoxious first.

Fair is fair. I'd take it without complaint.

The fact remains, I don't go around starting rule breaking trouble in here. If I find someone who is trying to,  I will respond as I see fit and take my chances with a warning or a ban, because frankly, I get tired of people who come in here before reading the rules and forum description and show a disregard to those who want to use this forum constructively.



Please, don't even talk to me like you understand deep thought until you start consistently posting with some.  :yesnod:

You post deep replies in the middle of serious discussions in P&S that read-

"Why do men stare at me when I unbutton my blouse" :girl:

:confused:


However, posting from a deep place of thought may blow your puppet cover as a dim sexpot, swami. :smirk:

Temptress says in another P&S post " Whatever happened to swami, I understand he was quite the ball buster" :girl: or "why does Randi hate believers":girl: cover for, "lets talk about my idol and hero the magician Randi some more since he doesn't come up as often since I was permabanned."

Like you would even care about people hating believers after you put a post up about faith equaling being retarded. Apparently, you hate believers too so why'd you have to ask?

BTW, YES I am fully aware that I am mocking the puppet you are not peoples MR&P beliefs.

I'll take my chances. :smile:

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Re: This is the Funniest shit ever [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #5589580 - 05/04/06 10:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ha ha funny this is cool :headbanger: :headbanger:


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