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I'm Fucking Pissed
    #5470224 - 04/02/06 07:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

im happy as hell dont worry.....today was the first time i triped an...a...uhhh...long tirp drug.....i candy flipped, or whatever, i dont remember cause it was dark but i belive the pill was green with a scorpion on in.....like an ex pill but it was a candy flip.  is there a better type of....(man i cant think now that i've come down...i hate being sober)....(to give you the idea of how hard it is to think now that i am sober look at the commonalety of the word i will find out shortly and know that it took a quick google search of microsoft word to find out what the word is...i mean i know it starts with an "o" but thats about it; and the legacy of this stupidity took two sets of parintheses to finally figure out(the second parenthesis not only beeing about a paragraph long but also containing a set of parenthisis inside a set a parenthesis))...(damn it, the word web page is shit for help....i mean it has put me into a third set of parenthsis).....(#4 - no wonder i couldent think of the word.....i had the wrong begingin letter in mind....god damn...*mutters to self "retard"*)...grammar to say candy flip?  (thats funny, i just searched for the first half of the word combo "spelling and grammar"and it came up witht he word i wanted)

Please appreciate that that last massively massive set of grammatical errors as the last sign of my trip...I wasn't compliantly down but I still felt, it, somewhat, I had my sober mind somewhat but I felt, it, a little bit still.  Now its all gone. Completely!!! :hissyfit: :tearchalice: :cryariver: :bitch: :boring: :rant: :noway:

I had come here around two a.m. and wrote a beautiful post detailing how I felt, what was going on in my mind, in the room, what we were about to do, ect.ect.  But a snafu involving my fucked-up-ness (I went to preview the post so my friends could read it before I finalized it and I left it like that, well my friend unknowingly closed the window before I could click "post" :eek:) resulted in the post being lost forever, and thanks to AOLs ghetto shitty unable to keep an adequate record of your history feature that post has been forever lost.  I am so sorry that you missed my enlightening words and all I can say is :shrug: (if there's a smiley like that). 

So it turns out I'm a talker when it comes to tripping, and although I encourage feedback from those around me I was rather controlling in that I was the only one that could speak.  It wasn't so much that I didn't want them to talk as I didn't feel like stopping the incredible flow of thought and idea that was coming out of my mouth, even though a lot of it was about raping them for, um, I guess mildly, no not even mildly, crossing me(if you catch mu'drift). 

But don't fucking forget, I could not stop fucking talking I swear, it was nuts.  I think my friends were shocked in the change, they knew that I can talk and have fucked up conversations, but the volume of actually good/creepy jokes and just plain conversation had like fucking quad-million-drupled.  I couldn't finish a story, I was starting a story and then that story would remind me of this other story, I think by the end of the night I had started, and not finished, at least a good twenty stories.  I promised them that they will get to hear the end of all the stories, but there going to have to wait until I trip a second time to hear the end to them.  There kind of private things that I don't feel comfortable talking about, until I'm tripping :grin:

So the good stuff, the stuff that showed I was tripping (I amazed myself, I have great grammar when I'm tripping) I, sadly, can not reproduce for you to read, but I will tell you what we did:
I had acquired a large bottle of rubber cement and we all walked up to a nearby church and I painted a pentagram on the sidewalk and lit it ablaze!:satansmoking:  I remember the fire and it wasn't trippy at all, but it made me happy cause deep down inside I'm a pyro.  But, sorry to say, I don't warship Satan, the hole pentagram thing was just for fun.  Unfortunately the rubber cement just burned away, didn't even leave any black marks behind.

Well that's all I can, well, want to type now.  I will come back and post again as needed. And to wrap things up:

I rate this trip:
:mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:
out of
:mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:

That's damn good!


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Re: I'm Fucking Pissed [Re: Idiot]
    #5470737 - 04/02/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

wow, this has never proved so fucking true, even with ones i start


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    #5470743 - 04/02/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: I'm Fucking Pissed [Re: blink]
    #5470745 - 04/02/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

blinkidiot said:
you lost me on the 4-5 lines of italicized text


hahahah, same here.


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Re: I'm Fucking Pissed [Re: Idiot]
    #5470747 - 04/02/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

to be honest i just cant follow the post

too many run ons...no organization


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Re: I'm Fucking Pissed [Re: Help on the Way]
    #5470761 - 04/02/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I bet your friends were annoyed.

Sorry Slipnot, I really suck with the reply feature. :heart:


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Re: I'm Fucking Pissed [Re: Help on the Way]
    #5470764 - 04/02/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I had to read this 2 times to even vaguely comprehend what you are saying.

Nope, still didn't get it. However even as most of the info was lost, I can so totally understand how you are feeling about this trip thing.

I rate you :crazy2::crazy2::crazy2::crazy2::crazy2::crazy2::crazy2::crazy2::crazy2::crazy2:

out of :crazy2::crazy2::crazy2::crazy2::crazy2:


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