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OfflinePurpleKush
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Mind fuck questions
    #5463154 - 03/31/06 08:54 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

haha, i had some fun with a buddy of mine who was trippin pretty good, he kept wanting me to talk to him about the mysteries of the universe and all that, but i was busy in my own head, so i just asked him one question to get him thinkin for a while:
"Does a crazy person know he is crazy?"
heh, he just looked at me for a good solid moment and was like "you just blew my mind man."

i was just curious what kind of questions yall can come up with to mess with your head.


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OfflineShampioenier
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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5463165 - 03/31/06 08:57 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Are you the you you wanna be?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Shampioenier]
    #5463169 - 03/31/06 08:57 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Does one leaf of lettuce constitute a salad?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Shampioenier]
    #5463175 - 03/31/06 08:59 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Where are you man? On the earth or in space? but isnt earth in space.
Maybe you are just inside your head and you can never get out cause theres no exit out of the maze of your personality?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Shampioenier]
    #5463182 - 03/31/06 09:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Who decides what time it is?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5463188 - 03/31/06 09:01 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

IS the future ahead of us? I thought the present came before the future; so, the future is behind us right cause the present is before the future and the future is thus behind the present. Right?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Shampioenier]
    #5463263 - 03/31/06 09:24 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

^that doesnt make any sense


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: ShroomFan]
    #5463282 - 03/31/06 09:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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ShroomFan said:
^that doesnt make any sense




sure as hell dont!@


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5463313 - 03/31/06 09:53 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

"Do I...know you?"


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Darkcloud]
    #5464211 - 03/31/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what happens when you go in a coma?

are we all just in a coma?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: DICK]
    #5464650 - 03/31/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

"I'm in this?!"

Thats what I ask myself when I look at my body.


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Animals]
    #5464706 - 03/31/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

What is love?


(Baby don't hurt me)


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: danamine]
    #5464996 - 03/31/06 06:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what's in that trash can?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5465061 - 03/31/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The past does not exit any more, and the future does not exist yet. If the present is the point at which the past is continuous with the future then what is now?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5465109 - 03/31/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Jewbot3021 said:
Who decides what time it is?




The son......      :sun:


:grin:


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5465128 - 03/31/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: giz]
    #5465141 - 03/31/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why the hell did we elect BUSH?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Bikerfool]
    #5465144 - 03/31/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Or, how did he weasel his way in?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: giz]
    #5465166 - 03/31/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:
They are bio-degradable....    :shrug:


If you run over a a bird with a lawnmower, does it become shredded tweets...?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #5465279 - 03/31/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?


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InvisibleColonel Kurtz Ph.D
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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: XUL]
    #5465310 - 03/31/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

How can YOU prove to ME that YOU are real?
For that matter, how can I prove it to you?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #5465340 - 03/31/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Not really a question but... chuck norris counted to infinity, twice. Ponder that one for a while.

Whats outside of the universe?

What happens to stuff when it gets sucked into a black hole?

What would happen to matter if it were to reach absolute zero? Could it?

Imagine a number system not based on 10.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: d33p]
    #5465383 - 03/31/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Where does the sky start?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: d33p]
    #5465413 - 03/31/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

d33p said:
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?




:shiftyeyes:

What cookie....?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: d33p]
    #5465442 - 03/31/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

d33p said:

Whats outside of the universe?






yeah... what's the universe expanding into?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5465449 - 03/31/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

what sets a thought in motion? What exists before a thought comes to mental words.

(directed to someone tripping pretty hard I suppose)


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: d33p]
    #5465546 - 03/31/06 09:03 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The COOKIE man! Don't leave me hanging!


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: PurpleKush]
    #5465547 - 03/31/06 09:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If you tied a peice of jellied toast to the back of a cat and dropped the combo, which side would land up?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: d33p]
    #5465581 - 03/31/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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d33p said:
Not really a question but... chuck norris counted to infinity, twice. Ponder that one for a while.

Whats outside of the universe?

What happens to stuff when it gets sucked into a black hole?

What would happen to matter if it were to reach absolute zero? Could it?

Imagine a number system not based on 10.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?




1 the mass of galaxies is expanding into the universe, the universe is everything

2 atoms are compressed together to form a very small orb or ball

3 temperature is a result of atoms vibrating/moving. absolute zero is when all movement stops, objects that reach a state to where no atoms are vibrating/moving in any direction will be at absolute zero.

4 feet inches and most distance measurements f that variety are not based on ten, more like 12 and 16

5 i did mother fucker!!

Quote:

Jewbot3021 said:
Who decides what time it is?


human time is based on our environment, our environment being the solar system. one year is one evolution around the sun; one day is one earth rotation; one hour is 1/24 of an earth rotation.....which is another measurement system that is not based on 10...one minute is 1/60 of 1/24 of one rotation of the earth and so on and so forth......i think i will stop replying now cause this isn't a thread for answers, its a thread for questions...

the only questions that are truly mind boggling to me are ones about the human psyche and society, i don't want to give any cause i don't feel like thinking of any right now, cause most of the time there isn't an answer and that's depressing and i don't like that


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Idiot]
    #5465625 - 03/31/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

1 space/time itself is expanding, making up the universe

2 matter and energy lose there know properties and condense

3 the matter gets smeared into a Bose-Einstein condensate, a fifth state of matter

4 binary

5 ill kill him!

Human measurement of time is a bastardization of measuring increased disorder or light speed.

wtf am I talking about 

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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: DieCommie]
    #5465629 - 03/31/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Is the glass half empty or half full?

Are you awake or asleep?

Do you love me or love yourself?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5465645 - 03/31/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If they know a bit of math, ponder Gabriel's Horn.



If it goes out to infintiy, it has a volume of pi (3.14), but it has an infinte surface area! :whoa:

So, you could fill it with paint, but you could never have enough paint to cover the surface.


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: d33p]
    #5466273 - 04/01/06 02:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

d33p said:
Not really a question but... chuck norris counted to infinity, twice. Ponder that one for a while.

Whats outside of the universe?

What happens to stuff when it gets sucked into a black hole?

What would happen to matter if it were to reach absolute zero? Could it?

Imagine a number system not based on 10.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?




1. The answer to chuck norris is firearms.

2. what does it matter...you're stuck in this one in reality.

3. existence as we know it could quite feasably be the inside of a black hole. meaning...existence itself is paradoxical.

4. absolute zero is like silence, if you are there to measure or percieve it, it can't exist.

5. base two, base three, base ten, all the same and easy to get if you know exponents at all.

6. the cookie monster or me, depends on who was around.


lol...but yeah, overall, I'm just playing around...good questions.


some I have thought of:

If energy exists, why can't it be directly observed?

If energy doesn't exist, wtf am I doing here!?


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: DieCommie]
    #5466593 - 04/01/06 06:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DieCommie said:
If they know a bit of math, ponder Gabriel's Horn.



If it goes out to infintiy, it has a volume of pi (3.14), but it has an infinte surface area! :whoa:

So, you could fill it with paint, but you could never have enough paint to cover the surface.




Nice, now I have something to think about for a few days :thumbup:


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5467107 - 04/01/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why are people answering these questions? The idea is to ask the question and ponder, not answer it and say you have the answer. :smirk:


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Re: Mind fuck questions [Re: mecreateme]
    #5469667 - 04/02/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Does possibility precede necessity, or does necessity precede possibility?




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