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Fungi_x
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How do I Stop my Pervert Brother?
#5462836 - 03/31/06 05:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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My 16yr old brother is not only a pervert he is a retard as well. He can't go a week without getting all kinds of shit installed into my moms computer. How do I stop this little bastard from going to porn sites? I'm getting sick of getting phone calls asking if I can please come fix the the puter. One thing tho, There running windows XP and It needs to only "run" or take resources on the perves account.
I wish I could get the FUCKING anti-virus to only startup on his account to. FUCKING RETARDED KIDS
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Fungi_x]
#5462923 - 03/31/06 07:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd say get the little perv his on little e-machine 
Or put a password on the machine he's already using.
16 year old boys.... they're almost as crazy as 16 yr. old girls
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barfightlard
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Fungi_x]
#5463058 - 03/31/06 08:17 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Get him his own PC. Teach him how to reformat and such then let him deal with it.
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ClammyJoe
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: barfightlard]
#5463115 - 03/31/06 08:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Teach him how to use Peer 2 Peer to download full length pornos, virus free.
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rawtoxic
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5463186 - 03/31/06 09:01 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah tell him it's stupid to jack off to the free tour with no intentions of joining.
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Vvellum
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Fungi_x]
#5463279 - 03/31/06 09:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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modify your hosts file. this list will block alot of porno sites & their spyware: http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.txt - just copy paste that list. how?
go to
C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
and open the file called "hosts" with notepad. save. (...maybe reboot?)
you can also try replacing the 127.0.0.1 with just 0.0.0.0 to speed things up. I dont remeber if window's notepad has a "replace with..." function which makes that task way easier.
more on hosts: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post5410550
you can also add *any* website to that list & it'll be blocked.
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Yarry
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Fungi_x]
#5463283 - 03/31/06 09:35 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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cut off his penis
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sherm
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Fungi_x]
#5463292 - 03/31/06 09:41 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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get a linux live disk for him to use http://www.damnsmalllinux.org/ damn small is good
teach him how to boot into it
then he can look at porn all day and not hurt anything besides his junk
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Fungi_x]
#5463533 - 03/31/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just tell him you're not going to clean up after him anymore, and anything else he fucks up on the comp is gonna be his problem.
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Vvellum
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: sherm]
#5463868 - 03/31/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
sherm said: get a linux live disk for him to use http://www.damnsmalllinux.org/ damn small is good
teach him how to boot into it
then he can look at porn all day and not hurt anything besides his junk
thats a good idea.
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makaveli8x8
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Vvellum]
#5464683 - 03/31/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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get him a girlfriend or a goat?
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drtyfrnk
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#5464741 - 03/31/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I say blowup doll for his next birthday...
Give it to him in front of your parents...
And then tell them that's the reason why their computer is so messed up...
Guaranteed to either:
A) Get your brother a new computer from your parents
or
B) Stop him from doing the nasty to the keyboard
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Asante
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Vvellum]
#5464943 - 03/31/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
modify your hosts file. this list will block alot of porno sites & their spyware: http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.txt - just copy paste that list. how?
go to
C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
and open the file called "hosts" with notepad. save. (...maybe reboot?)
you can also try replacing the 127.0.0.1 with just 0.0.0.0 to speed things up. I dont remeber if window's notepad has a "replace with..." function which makes that task way easier.
more on hosts: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post5410550
you can also add *any* website to that list & it'll be blocked.
Bi0, thanks so much for that info!  
It's not every day you can spend a few minutes & immunize your PC against over 10.000 sucksites & annoywares. I like the idea that I can probably use it to add redirectors that bother me when I google.
It looks like it works in Firefox and my obsolete IE (under XP)
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Vvellum
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Asante]
#5465729 - 03/31/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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cool man 
yeah, it'll work with any browser - basically, you're computer cannot connect to anything blocked in your hosts file. odiumjunkie explains it all in that link above.
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Ximp
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Vvellum]
#5467826 - 04/01/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Get him some better porn?
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Re: How do I Stop my Pervert Brother? [Re: Yarry]
#5468162 - 04/01/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Yarry said: cut off his penis
Castration is drastic, but it would indeed work.
I say you castrate him.
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