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OfflineBrAiN
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i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today
    #5461675 - 03/30/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I was in the waiting room of a doctor's office this afternoon with a few other people.

I hear a car's wheels screeching and then BAM!!!!!

Some old lady plows her car through the wall. It only made it up to where the windshield meets the hood, but still.. that was fuckin' awesome

(epilogue.. she was ok.. no one got hurt so you are all allowed to start laughing now)

BUAHAHAHAAA

The really ironic thing was it was a doctor's office in the same parking lot as the emergency room. How convenient.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5461683 - 03/30/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That's pretty cool. Did you use the distraction to loot the place?


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5461684 - 03/30/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

naaa.. I should have ganked some painkillers and rubber gloves though.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5461685 - 03/30/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

geokills_rocks said:
(epilogue.. she was ok.. no one got hurt so you are all allowed to start laughing now)




So it's not OK to laugh when stupid people do stupid shit? I laughed. Honestly I would have laughed harder if you had said a brick flew through her window and finished the old hag off. Stupid people doing stupid shit deserve to be hurt, and hurt bad.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: DNKYD]
    #5461688 - 03/30/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbup:  I agree.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5461693 - 03/30/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Lets hijaack this and make it the "coolest shit you've seen" thread, k?

For me it'd probably be when I was out on a boat and the wind just flat dies, clouds acting weird.. grayish yellow light... so we start to head back to the docks.. before we're there though behind us in the horizon three, yes THREE mother fucking tornados form though I think only one touched down.

It was some cool shit.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: DNKYD]
    #5461701 - 03/30/06 09:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

yea but it was an honest mistake. most people have taken off in a parking spot going forward when they thought they were in reverse and visa versa... we usually just don't hit the accelerator that hard and we catch ourselves before we do damage.

I felt bad for the poor chick's husband. Everyone in the waiting room flooded out the door to look. hahahahahaha


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5461711 - 03/30/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Women drivers....when will we learn!?!


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5461721 - 03/30/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

geokills_rocks said:
yea but it was an honest mistake. most people have taken off in a parking spot going forward when they thought they were in reverse and visa versa... we usually just don't hit the accelerator that hard and we catch ourselves before we do damage.





I actually saw some stupid bitch do that last week. She had a curb in front of her parking spot that was flat on top, and about 8 inches off the ground. She floored it and her frame just dropped down onto the curb. I laughed my ass off as I pointed at her stupid ass.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5461736 - 03/30/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hahaha that sounds fucking great.

My girlfriend's dad was sitting in his usual corner table at the local bagel shop when some old guy drove right through the window and knocked the table over, and her dad only just dove out of the way in time.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5461780 - 03/30/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Thats so funny lol. I would've crapped my pants if that happened.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Ximp]
    #5461789 - 03/30/06 09:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You don't need an excuse to crap your pants. Just go for it. It feels so bad but it feels so gooOood.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5461792 - 03/30/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Okay ill try it during class tommorow.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5462047 - 03/30/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That would have been so funny to see that, I have seen a wreck no more then 20 feet in front of me, two cars sideswiped each other when one lady tried to get into the other second lane, it was a 4 lane road in town, it was a main road.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Skunk420]
    #5462063 - 03/30/06 10:59 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I saw a guy get arrested

Then I saw him riding his bike five minutes later

Not as coo las your story, but it was funyn at the time


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5462093 - 03/30/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I saw and old guy ram the car in front of him, jam it into reverse and smash the car behind him, smash forward again and then I guess he put it in reverse again and floored it because the back end of his car went right up on the hood of the sports car behind him. He got out and started crying like a baby, it was kinda sad


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5462179 - 03/30/06 11:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

how can someone get arrested and be riding a bike 5 minutes later, did the cops let the guy go?


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Skunk420]
    #5462244 - 03/30/06 11:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I saw the end of a police shootout on the freeway in Baltimore a few years ago. We were driving in the opposite direction (traffic was stopped in the other lanes... one dead body riddled with bullets in a puddle of blood behind his car stopped in the middle of the lanes, a few cop cars 20 meters past, and all the traffic stopped behind. My mom was about to scream and was freaking out.

I thought it was kinda' cool.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5462250 - 03/30/06 11:56 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

U Must B h4rdc0r3


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5462280 - 03/31/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yea. I'm 3733T too.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: BrAiN]
    #5462399 - 03/31/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

We were getting gas, and this carload of teens drives in and hits one of the protective polls next to the pump.
Driver gets out, looks at the damage she did to the front of her car, and says "fuck it, its my moms bmw. could one of you buy us a blunt, were not 18 yet."


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5462406 - 03/31/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

who gets carded for blunts?


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Tattoo]
    #5462412 - 03/31/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

women drivers, no survivors.


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Tattoo]
    #5462445 - 03/31/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

everyone over here its the cool thing to do when ya are kids


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Re: i saw the coolest shit i've ever seen today [Re: Dobie]
    #5462455 - 03/31/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yea when I lived in Bmore I always got carded for any kinda paraphenalia. I rarely get carded now. Makes me feel old. I'll give my ID to cashiers that don't even ask just to not get them in trouble.


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