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Dave's Insanity Sauce
    #5460731 - 03/30/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I picked up a bottle of Dave's the other week and I've put it on every meal since I got it.  I love the heat!  I just can't get enough of this face sweating, nose running experience.  I actually feel a bit 'altered' after consuming some of this stuff.  Anybody else enjoy the insanity sauce?  Has anybody tried the Total/Ultimate insanity varieties?  They sound like fun.

For those that don't know, on the heat scale Dave's Insanity Sauce is rated at about 50,000 scoville units while Tabasco sauce is rated at only 2,500 units.  The Ultimate Insanity sauce is supposed to be ranked from 90,000-250,000 units!

Also, if you've had some of the pure capsaicin extracts (in the millions of scoville units), I'd love to hear about it.

:hotidea:


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460749 - 03/30/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You should try some of Dave's Impregnating Sauce


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460753 - 03/30/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Dude thats nothing you think thats tough just ask wiccan what he does with his scoville units.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #5460795 - 03/30/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Can you just give me the gist of it?


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460837 - 03/30/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i like putting it on the roof of my dog's mouth.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460845 - 03/30/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

plug


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460851 - 03/30/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Dave's Insanity Sauce is good stuff. It adds heat and the flavor is good too. If you eat too much of it your digestive tract will let you know in the following hours though.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5460858 - 03/30/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The ring of fire. I bet goatse is a fan.

My insides have been rumbling since I started ingesting this stuff. Ooooooh yeah.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460860 - 03/30/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i get the shits from just about everything so hot sauce is off limits.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5460866 - 03/30/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck yea! I put that on everything.  Mix it with your A1 on your steak.  :drooling:

I'm damn addicted to spicy foods.  The hotter the better.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5460868 - 03/30/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Food makes me shit too.

What's the deal with food?


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460875 - 03/30/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

my family is weak.

my uncle got a nosebleed from Emeril's hot sauce.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5460876 - 03/30/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

License_to_Chill said:
Mix it with your A1 on your steak.  :drooling:





That sounds like a good idea, time to make an A1 run.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460898 - 03/30/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I've seen this product called "Pure Cap":
http://www.sammcgees.com/storegen/C202_65.html

How I "saw" it involves how I "experienced" it as well. :rant:

What happened is a 'fellow' female acquaintance was passing out marshmallow chocolates w/cherry insides on a tray out to everyone. Little did us innocent souls know that these chocolates had drops of the evil substance so painfully hot that you'd think it came from the anus of Satan himself, a.k.a. PureCap.

I wouldn't recommend anybody doing that to anyone other than some very close buddies, lest you feel like getting slapped in the face.. with a lawsuit.




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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460909 - 03/30/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Nice. Damn, I'm hungry...


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5460952 - 03/30/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

SkorpivoMusterion said:
What happened is a 'fellow' female acquaintance was passing out marshmallow chocolates w/cherry insides on a tray out to everyone. Little did us innocent souls know that these chocolates had drops of the evil substance so painfully hot that you'd think it came from the anus of Satan himself, a.k.a. PureCap.





:lol:What a surprise that must have been!  Anybody pass out from the heat?  How long did it take to subside?  My mouth is watering just thinking about it.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460998 - 03/30/06 06:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

My guess, is you're tongue will go "blind", sensory overload. Just too much to take and then just shut off. Leaving with you no taste. I'm sure it'll come back...eventually.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461027 - 03/30/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I used to get that sauce.. I put it on all kinds of foods too. not one of the hottest sauces I've ever had, but certainly up there. I would have to eat a bunch of rolaids or gavoscon after having lots of the sauce to get rid of the heartburn.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461033 - 03/30/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

What a surprise that must have been! Anybody pass out from the heat?

Surprise? More like an extreme, painful shock. And from what I saw, there was only one drop on each chocolate marshmallow. That's all I had - one drop. 500,000 scoville units is no joke. I'm not surprised that they have Skulls & Crossbones labeled on their bottle.

I didn't see anyone die - but I wouldn't be surprised if someone did. Half-kidding, of course.

Have you ever had it? If you did, I doubt your mouth would be watering thinking of it - unless you're thinking of merely using it as a "food additive".

It shouldn't be called "PureCap". It should be called "PureHell".



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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5461034 - 03/30/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I know someone who took a tsp shot of some stuff like pure cap on a dare.  He passed out for a while, drank a shitload of water and was fucked up for the entire day.  Nasty stuff.  His sense of taste is doing ok though:grin:.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461058 - 03/30/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Damn...I guess its alright then, lol. I'd try it if I knew how to get it easily around here.

I love hot foods


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461068 - 03/30/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:spicy:


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5461088 - 03/30/06 06:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah now skorp I've actual heard of hotsauce chocolates before, obviously they aren't near that scorching level though.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5461106 - 03/30/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

SkorpivoMusterion said:
Have you ever had it? If you did, I doubt your mouth would be watering thinking of it - unless you're thinking of merely using it as a "food additive".

It shouldn't be called "PureCap". It should be called "PureHell".




Nah, never had it before. I don't have much of a desire to try it straight either, sounds way too painful. Food additive status will do.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: OJK]
    #5461111 - 03/30/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
:spicy:




Nice, if there weren't 10,000 other smileys I might have found that one.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461115 - 03/30/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I made that one :yesnod:


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461122 - 03/30/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I read that people like hot foods because the pain causes a release of endorphins.
You junkies! :smile:


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5461197 - 03/30/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I feel like a junkie, I've been bringing a little bottle of sauce with me when I go out to eat. Gotta get my fix.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461215 - 03/30/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If I don't have hot sauce at home when I eat, I flip the fuck out on whoever used the last of it...it's one of my strongest addictions. lol


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461303 - 03/30/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Many years ago when i was working at a place that sold different types of hot sauces I tried Dave's Insanity Private Reserve. Its way hotter than the regular dave's insanity, which is pretty damn hot. It comes in a nice wooden box. Supposedly you need to sign a waver in order to buy it. It also came with many warnings which I laughed about at first, but in time I learned the reasons for the warnings.

The tinyest drop on the point of a toothpick will literally make you sweat. Any more than that and there wouldn't be much difference than opening a pepper spray bottle and eating the contents.

Once a friend came into the store and tried it. He put a few drops (way too much) on the tip of his finger. We all had a good laugh as his face turned red, but we had a much better laugh after he came back from the bathroom. Unfortunately for him, he forgot to wash his hands before he touched his dick. That was hillarious.

Then there was another night that I got drunk and passed out. A friend thought it would be funny to put some of the sauce on my lips while I was sleeping. He had no idea how hot it really was, but it was hot enough to wake me out of a drunken stupor and run to the bathroom. I literally washed my mouth out with soap. It didn't help much. Trying to kick his ass didn't help much either considering he was more than twice my size.

Oh, the joys of hot sauce!


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