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InvisibleTheDude
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Dave's Insanity Sauce
    #5460731 - 03/30/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I picked up a bottle of Dave's the other week and I've put it on every meal since I got it.  I love the heat!  I just can't get enough of this face sweating, nose running experience.  I actually feel a bit 'altered' after consuming some of this stuff.  Anybody else enjoy the insanity sauce?  Has anybody tried the Total/Ultimate insanity varieties?  They sound like fun.

For those that don't know, on the heat scale Dave's Insanity Sauce is rated at about 50,000 scoville units while Tabasco sauce is rated at only 2,500 units.  The Ultimate Insanity sauce is supposed to be ranked from 90,000-250,000 units!

Also, if you've had some of the pure capsaicin extracts (in the millions of scoville units), I'd love to hear about it.

:hotidea:


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460749 - 03/30/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

You should try some of Dave's Impregnating Sauce


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460753 - 03/30/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Dude thats nothing you think thats tough just ask wiccan what he does with his scoville units.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #5460795 - 03/30/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Can you just give me the gist of it?


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460837 - 03/30/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i like putting it on the roof of my dog's mouth.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460845 - 03/30/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

plug


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460851 - 03/30/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Dave's Insanity Sauce is good stuff. It adds heat and the flavor is good too. If you eat too much of it your digestive tract will let you know in the following hours though.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5460858 - 03/30/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The ring of fire. I bet goatse is a fan.

My insides have been rumbling since I started ingesting this stuff. Ooooooh yeah.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460860 - 03/30/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i get the shits from just about everything so hot sauce is off limits.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5460866 - 03/30/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck yea! I put that on everything.  Mix it with your A1 on your steak.  :drooling:

I'm damn addicted to spicy foods.  The hotter the better.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5460868 - 03/30/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Food makes me shit too.

What's the deal with food?


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460875 - 03/30/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

my family is weak.

my uncle got a nosebleed from Emeril's hot sauce.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5460876 - 03/30/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

License_to_Chill said:
Mix it with your A1 on your steak.  :drooling:





That sounds like a good idea, time to make an A1 run.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460898 - 03/30/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I've seen this product called "Pure Cap":
http://www.sammcgees.com/storegen/C202_65.html

How I "saw" it involves how I "experienced" it as well. :rant:

What happened is a 'fellow' female acquaintance was passing out marshmallow chocolates w/cherry insides on a tray out to everyone. Little did us innocent souls know that these chocolates had drops of the evil substance so painfully hot that you'd think it came from the anus of Satan himself, a.k.a. PureCap.

I wouldn't recommend anybody doing that to anyone other than some very close buddies, lest you feel like getting slapped in the face.. with a lawsuit.




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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460909 - 03/30/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Nice. Damn, I'm hungry...


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #5460952 - 03/30/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

SkorpivoMusterion said:
What happened is a 'fellow' female acquaintance was passing out marshmallow chocolates w/cherry insides on a tray out to everyone. Little did us innocent souls know that these chocolates had drops of the evil substance so painfully hot that you'd think it came from the anus of Satan himself, a.k.a. PureCap.





:lol:What a surprise that must have been!  Anybody pass out from the heat?  How long did it take to subside?  My mouth is watering just thinking about it.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5460998 - 03/30/06 06:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

My guess, is you're tongue will go "blind", sensory overload. Just too much to take and then just shut off. Leaving with you no taste. I'm sure it'll come back...eventually.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461027 - 03/30/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I used to get that sauce.. I put it on all kinds of foods too. not one of the hottest sauces I've ever had, but certainly up there. I would have to eat a bunch of rolaids or gavoscon after having lots of the sauce to get rid of the heartburn.


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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: TheDude]
    #5461033 - 03/30/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

What a surprise that must have been! Anybody pass out from the heat?

Surprise? More like an extreme, painful shock. And from what I saw, there was only one drop on each chocolate marshmallow. That's all I had - one drop. 500,000 scoville units is no joke. I'm not surprised that they have Skulls & Crossbones labeled on their bottle.

I didn't see anyone die - but I wouldn't be surprised if someone did. Half-kidding, of course.

Have you ever had it? If you did, I doubt your mouth would be watering thinking of it - unless you're thinking of merely using it as a "food additive".

It shouldn't be called "PureCap". It should be called "PureHell".



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Re: Dave's Insanity Sauce [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5461034 - 03/30/06 06:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I know someone who took a tsp shot of some stuff like pure cap on a dare.  He passed out for a while, drank a shitload of water and was fucked up for the entire day.  Nasty stuff.  His sense of taste is doing ok though:grin:.


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