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QuantumMeltdown
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Condo Commandos
#5459983 - 03/30/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do you have these where you live if you happen to live in a condo? These people are serious mother fuckers. They have no lives other then to just gossip to each other about who their neighboors are and what they do. If they have the slightest problem with anything you do they will never hesitate to let you know. They have their monthly meetings where they all complain about each other and about whats going on around the place.
So far these people have called the police out on me once when I was hanging out at the pool area past dark(8:30) which ended up in a felony arrest because I happened to have some pills in my possesion at the time not their fault I know but still. Now the other day I was up on our roof the flat part that has a door for access and no lock on it. They complain to me about it today. I wasn't even hurting anything just up there taking some pics of the sunset. Seriously what a bunch of assholes.
I can't fuckin wait untill I move out of this place. The thing is I actually like it here but I can't stand them. What a shame that a bunch of nosey assholes drive good people away from a place.
Anyone have any Condo Commando stories they would like to share?
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Edited by QuantumMeltdown (03/30/06 02:53 PM)
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Dobie
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my apartment manager was like that. she tried to evict us for someone parking in a wrong spot but the thing was before she was a manager that was a parking spot she just decided to put a dumpster there i see no harm in parking in front of a dumpster at 11pm like the freakin garbage man is gonna come that late
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eris
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Reminds me of when I used to live in an apartment, I remember people like that too - I'm in a house now.
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Re: Condo Commandos [Re: eris]
#5460043 - 03/30/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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You should read the book, "The Association" by bentley little I think is the author. Freaky anxiety filled story, with a funky but cool horror twist at the end. (It's fiction obviously).
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: Condo Commandos [Re: unbeliever]
#5460056 - 03/30/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think I might check that out. To the guys with apartment stories imagine that times ten. In condos everyone owns their unit so they all have a vested interest in the building some are really serious about it too. What a bunch of losers.
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eris
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Re: Condo Commandos [Re: unbeliever]
#5460067 - 03/30/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sounds interersting
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40oz


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did you tell whomever complained to you to MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU NOSY PEEPING FUCKING ASSHOLES!
if my neighboors called the cops on me cuz i was out in the pool passed 8:30 & i got a felony arrest cuz of it. i would definately throw some bricks thru some windows. (at the least..it def. would be war & id do anything in my power to not get caught. =] )
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Re: Condo Commandos [Re: 40oz]
#5460100 - 03/30/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well the guy who told me about the roof complaint was actually my next door neighbor who is really cool and he was just relaying the message so I couldn't say anything to him. The thing about the felony arrest time was I really have no idea who it was that called but I know it was one of those fuckers so can't really do anything about that either. See I think they don't like me because I stay here with my dad so they just see me as some punk kid when In reality I go to trade school and work a job and am far from that. These are mostly middle aged to older people I'm dealing with so it's hard to get any respect. Believe me I though about the bricks but I don't think that would have benefited me in anyway.
-------------------- -QuantumMeltdown Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. -Mark Twain "The time has come the walrus said, little oysters hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome Be lonesome and you will be free Live a lie and you will live to regret it That's what livin' is to me That's what livin' is to me" Jimmy Buffett
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they are watching you.
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QuantumMeltdown
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Re: Condo Commandos [Re: 40oz]
#5460705 - 03/30/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I really don't even do anything wrong to watch for thats the crazy part. I always treat these people with respect and they go behind my back talk shit about me aswell as others who live around here and just in general make complete douche bags out of themselves.
-------------------- -QuantumMeltdown Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. -Mark Twain "The time has come the walrus said, little oysters hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome Be lonesome and you will be free Live a lie and you will live to regret it That's what livin' is to me That's what livin' is to me" Jimmy Buffett
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