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What I want out of life right this very instant
    #5458945 - 03/30/06 10:21 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

a goo ball ganja treat
a beach chair
a grassy knoll
a stereo


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5458955 - 03/30/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hmm should I say a few things about what I want?


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I live to learn and learn to live.

forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: Muppet69_420]
    #5458957 - 03/30/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Feel free.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5458962 - 03/30/06 10:28 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd like a few hits of acid, an mp3 player with nice headhpones, and a dry tree to sit under on this perfect spring day.


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5458965 - 03/30/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

love,
faster dsl,
enthusiam,
a cookie,
a snack for later,
oh and a punching bag


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I live to learn and learn to live.

forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: Muppet69_420]
    #5458967 - 03/30/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I want a cookie. And a massage.


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: unbeliever]
    #5458972 - 03/30/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah count me in for a massage after todays shoveling of 5 tons of top soil into my garden area for some botanical garden.


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I live to learn and learn to live.

forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: Muppet69_420]
    #5458996 - 03/30/06 10:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

-some drugs
-for my friends not to be so close minded and argumentative all the time
-a back scratch
-and come cuddling :smile:


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5459000 - 03/30/06 10:40 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

a break


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5459007 - 03/30/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I want to fast-forward one month in time.

I'll be finishing up my last final, and my term papers will be turned in.

My friends will be flying in from all around the country, and will be back to stay.

I'll be getting ready to graduate in a week, at which time (hopefully) relatives will give me money :smile: 

I will take MDMA and dance my ass off at a rave I'm looking forward to.

Then all my friends will meet up at our usual spot on the beach, catch up, laugh, play volleyball, surf. 

Right now I'm preparing for a 'surprise' quiz on a 17th century treatisie on divorce, and the future never looked so good.


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no flamz in da ODD, if you got nothing to contribute then keep yo lips zipped
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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: goobler]
    #5459011 - 03/30/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: sucklesworth]
    #5459015 - 03/30/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I am Complete


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5459080 - 03/30/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

haha, got you fiending for the goo-balls, huh?

i could use an early weekend. like starting now.

*keeps wishing but it's not gonna fucking happen*


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: unbeliever]
    #5459351 - 03/30/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5459358 - 03/30/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Or a bell tower. Which ever one has the best line of fire.

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a grassy knoll





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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5459390 - 03/30/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

A gadget from a dr suess book


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: kilroy69]
    #5459421 - 03/30/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, I'd like a massage. I haven't had one for years, and my lower/upper back, neck, and thighs are killing me.

I'd also like some friends; or preferably, for my friends back home (or who have moved to Germany or Michigan) to come visit me.

I also want Subway to burn down so I don't have to work three nine-hour shifts, three days in a row.

I also wish it were already June, so I could be on summer vacation, and so I could be enjoying the company of my mom and nephew, who will be visiting then.


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5459428 - 03/30/06 12:42 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

-A fatty (hmmm, have that already)
-finance class to be cancelled
-a B on my statistics midterm


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: TODAY]
    #5459444 - 03/30/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

The only finance class I ever enjoyed was International.


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: Noetical]
    #5459448 - 03/30/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I want you to rent Stop Making Sense and Fast Cheap & Out of Control, and I also want you to download the song I posted in OTD.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5459451 - 03/30/06 12:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I want that cookie


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I live to learn and learn to live.

forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

Hail Shroomery!




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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5459482 - 03/30/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I have tentative plans to get very fucked up this weekend and your suggestions sound like perfect compliments.

And if I can't find FCOC this weekend I'm going to buy it.


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5459542 - 03/30/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

two zig zags and a colt forty five.


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5459601 - 03/30/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Yeah, I'd like a massage. I haven't had one for years, and my lower/upper back, neck, and thighs are killing me.

I'd also like some friends; or preferably, for my friends back home (or who have moved to Germany or Michigan) to come visit me.

I also want Subway to burn down so I don't have to work three nine-hour shifts, three days in a row.

I also wish it were already June, so I could be on summer vacation, and so I could be enjoying the company of my mom and nephew, who will be visiting then.




Good massages are key.

As for subway, reminds me of this time I went to the subway in Sedona and the manager came in while I was paying up. That guy was 100% rolling. I don't know how he could even function. He jumped on the cash register and it took him like 5 minutes to ring me up, but he gave me like half of my order free.

It was pretty funny.


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5459618 - 03/30/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:
two zig zags and a colt forty five.




Afroman is all bangin yo!


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: unbeliever]
    #5459678 - 03/30/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

the zig zags, ok.

the colt forty five :shrug:

I really want a nice boat to be chillin on, floating aimlessly in the Mediterranean sea, with a sexy broad and some good friends, eating a plate of freshly caught, cooked and cleaned calamari friiti.

Is that too much too ask?


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Re: What I want out of life right this very instant [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5459696 - 03/30/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:
the zig zags, ok.

the colt forty five :shrug:

I really want a nice boat to be chillin on, floating aimlessly in the Mediterranean sea, with a sexy broad and some good friends, eating a plate of freshly caught, cooked and cleaned calamari friiti.

Is that too much too ask?




I share your sea fantasy heh. I love being out on the water. Why the fuck I live in Arizona, I'll never know. If I ever win the lottery I'm gonna buy me a big ass boat and live on it.


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