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TurdFerguson
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Holy God, This Must Be a Sign
#5456999 - 03/29/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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...that I need to get smashed on a Wedensday night. The bar down the street is selling 1$ pints of Blue Moon tonight, so...in the name of the father, son and holy ghost I'm going to drink one for everybody that responds to this post.
-------------------- Hey, baby...wanna kill all humans?
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plataloco
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457007 - 03/29/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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thats fucking blasphomey you bitch
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HeavyToilet
The Heaviest OfThem All


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457009 - 03/29/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do iiiiit UP.
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inv3rse
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5457012 - 03/29/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Drink up doood!
-------------------- "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." "Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant." Hunter S. Thompson.
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Animals
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5457017 - 03/29/06 08:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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1 more beer.
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TurdFerguson
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: plataloco]
#5457023 - 03/29/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Stand back, son; I'm Irish and I know what I'm doing.
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pip182
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: Animals]
#5457025 - 03/29/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Blue moon is the nastiest beer i have ever drank btw. Tastes like its got perfume in it.
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TurdFerguson
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: pip182]
#5457060 - 03/29/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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ten minutes til I leave; ive only committed to five beers so far. haha, I figured everyone would want to fuck me up more than that for some reason.
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DrunkenAttempt
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457072 - 03/29/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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drink drink drink
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blissedout


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: Animals]
#5457098 - 03/29/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Animals said: 8 more beers, bitch.

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ZippoZ
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when you drink one for me, mix it with half a glass of orange juice, its fucking great 
just dont pour it directly into the bottle, or itll foam over
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zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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kosmic_charlie
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457103 - 03/29/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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In the voice of Barney from Simpsons:
"Just hook it up to my veins."
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Goin' where the water tastes like wine.
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blissedout


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+11
Muhahahahahaha!!!
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deryl
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457117 - 03/29/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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do it for the kids.
+1
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lowdominion
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457122 - 03/29/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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i love blue moon with a slice of orange in it
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Casualty
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: deryl]
#5457124 - 03/29/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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i think you should do double the amount of posts
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kosmic_charlie
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: Casualty]
#5457129 - 03/29/06 08:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maybe we should stop posting. I mean, we don't want to kill the guy.
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TurdFerguson
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: lowdominion]
#5457139 - 03/29/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ouch, thanks guys I'm off to the bar and hopefully I'll wake up sometime tomorrow + 12 beers with no idea how I got home.
Cheers to you all
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blissedout


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457147 - 03/29/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Make it a lucky 13.
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TurdFerguson
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457148 - 03/29/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'll report tomorrow if any crazy shit goes down.
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TurdFerguson
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: blissedout]
#5457150 - 03/29/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haha, why not? Baker's dozen it is. I'll make it an even 13 with a shot of Tequila before I leave.
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blissedout


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457167 - 03/29/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ouch. Good luck!
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gotcha420haha
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: blissedout]
#5457185 - 03/29/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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hope u get this...but for mine, chug it...
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mycogirl
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457200 - 03/29/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love Blue Moon! Drink one for me!
Cheers!
All the more truth to that Benjamin Franklin Quote.
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blissedout


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: mycogirl]
#5457223 - 03/29/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!!
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vinsue
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: blissedout]
#5457286 - 03/29/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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....Ben Franklin knew what he's talkin' about !!!
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Muppet69_420
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: vinsue]
#5457319 - 03/29/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Good Luck
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Kerbouchard
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5457477 - 03/29/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Crazy shit, it's a crazy bet once you hit the city lit wit a tip of trouble and a pint of mead. Once city is a place to pack mace make mistakes and put on the brakes. One blue eclipse, one Irishman, wished the best of luck for the sun.
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blissedout


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: vinsue]
#5458568 - 03/30/06 08:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
vinsue said:
....Ben Franklin knew what he's talkin' about !!!
Ha! I have that shirt.
I wonder how Diver's faring, this morning. I'll bet he looks like this, when he wakes up.
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drtyfrnk
PresidentialCandidate 2008



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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: blissedout]
#5458737 - 03/30/06 09:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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He so will be
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RuNE
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5459071 - 03/30/06 11:01 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Probly dead by now.
eek.
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TurdFerguson
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: RuNE]
#5459402 - 03/30/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ugh, still breathing just barely. So sick I can't even smoke. Here's what I remember from last night. 13 drinks for all the shroomerites who wanted me to get fucked up. Each one was a dollar: 1. Blue Moon 2. Blue Moon 3. Amber Bock 4. White Russian 5. Gin and Tonic 6. Bud Select (this was free on account of some budweiser promotion. i dont usually drink this crap) 7. Amber Bock 8. Budweiser This is where things get a little hazy. I remember having a chug off with my friend Joe and kicking his ass. I made sure that every time I drank a drink I put a tally mark on my wrist, so I know I finished 13, but what they all are who knows? 9. Random beer 10. Random beer 11. Random beer 12. Random beer
My roommate says that at this point I was babbling on about the world cup this summer and how i'm going to watch every game, which is weird because i hate soccer. 13. Shot of tequila
I remember the shot pretty well, because I can still taste it in my mouth. My throat is so fucking dry. I'm doing nothing today, but I'm proud of myself for making my goal. Thanks to all you who made this possible and who supported my idiocy 
Ugh I'm never drinking again for a week.
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Konnrade
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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5459434 - 03/30/06 12:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
DickDiver said: Ugh I'm never drinking again for a week.
5 bucks says you'll have a drink within 6 days, just short of the week
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