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OfflineTurdFerguson
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Holy God, This Must Be a Sign
    #5456999 - 03/29/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

...that I need to get smashed on a Wedensday night.  The bar down the street is selling 1$ pints of Blue Moon tonight, so...in the name of the father, son and holy ghost I'm going to drink one for everybody that responds to this post. :thumbup:


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457007 - 03/29/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

thats fucking blasphomey you bitch


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457009 - 03/29/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Do iiiiit UP.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #5457012 - 03/29/06 08:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Drink up doood!


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #5457017 - 03/29/06 08:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

1 more beer.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: plataloco]
    #5457023 - 03/29/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Stand back, son; I'm Irish and I know what I'm doing.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: Animals]
    #5457025 - 03/29/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Blue moon is the nastiest beer i have ever drank btw. Tastes like its got perfume in it.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: pip182]
    #5457060 - 03/29/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

ten minutes til I leave; ive only committed to five beers so far. haha, I figured everyone would want to fuck me up more than that for some reason.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457072 - 03/29/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

drink drink drink


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: Animals]
    #5457098 - 03/29/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

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Animals said:
8 more beers, bitch.



:hellfire::toast:


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5457100 - 03/29/06 08:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

when you drink one for me, mix it with  half a glass of orange juice, its fucking great :smile:

just dont pour it directly into the bottle, or itll foam over


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457103 - 03/29/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

In the voice of Barney from Simpsons:

"Just hook it up to my veins."


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: kosmic_charlie]
    #5457111 - 03/29/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

+11

Muhahahahahaha!!!


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457117 - 03/29/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

do it for the kids.

+1


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457122 - 03/29/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i love blue moon with a slice of orange in it


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: deryl]
    #5457124 - 03/29/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i think you should do double the amount of posts


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: Casualty]
    #5457129 - 03/29/06 08:51 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe we should stop posting. I mean, we don't want to kill the guy.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: lowdominion]
    #5457139 - 03/29/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Ouch, thanks guys :crazy:  I'm off to the bar and hopefully I'll wake up sometime tomorrow + 12 beers with no idea how I got home.

Cheers to you all  :toast:


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457147 - 03/29/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Make it a lucky 13.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457148 - 03/29/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'll report tomorrow if any crazy shit goes down.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: blissedout]
    #5457150 - 03/29/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Haha, why not? Baker's dozen it is. I'll make it an even 13 with a shot of Tequila before I leave.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457167 - 03/29/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Ouch.:puke:Good luck!

:irishtoast:


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: blissedout]
    #5457185 - 03/29/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

hope u get this...but for mine, chug it...


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457200 - 03/29/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I love Blue Moon! Drink one for me!

Cheers!

All the more truth to that Benjamin Franklin Quote.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: mycogirl]
    #5457223 - 03/29/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!!

:toast:


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: blissedout]
    #5457286 - 03/29/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

....Ben Franklin knew what he's talkin' about !!! :chugbeer: :cheers: :thumbup:


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: vinsue]
    #5457319 - 03/29/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Good Luck


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forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... :meff: :rail2: :rail: ....thats as old as my account...

On that note fart in public and grin. :publicfart:

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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5457477 - 03/29/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Crazy shit, it's a crazy bet once you hit the city lit wit a tip of trouble and a pint of mead.
Once city is a place to pack mace make mistakes and put on the brakes.
One blue eclipse, one Irishman, wished the best of luck for the sun.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: vinsue]
    #5458568 - 03/30/06 08:25 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
....Ben Franklin knew what he's talkin' about !!! :chugbeer: :cheers: :thumbup:



Ha! I have that shirt.

I wonder how Diver's faring, this morning. I'll bet he looks like this, when he wakes up.:dead:


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: blissedout]
    #5458737 - 03/30/06 09:18 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

He so will be :puke:


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5459071 - 03/30/06 11:01 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Probly dead by now.


eek.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: RuNE]
    #5459402 - 03/30/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Ugh, still breathing just barely.  So sick I can't even smoke.  Here's what I remember from last night.  13 drinks for all the shroomerites who wanted me to get fucked up.  Each one was a dollar:
1. Blue Moon
2. Blue Moon
3. Amber Bock
4. White Russian
5. Gin and Tonic
6. Bud Select (this was free on account of some budweiser promotion.  i dont usually drink this crap)
7. Amber Bock
8. Budweiser
This is where things get a little hazy.  I remember having a chug off with my friend Joe and kicking his ass.  I made sure that every time I drank a drink I put a tally mark on my wrist, so I know I finished 13, but what they all are who knows?
9. Random beer
10. Random beer
11. Random beer
12. Random beer

My roommate says that at this point I was  babbling on about the world cup this summer and how i'm going to watch every game, which is weird because i hate soccer.
13. Shot of tequila

I remember the shot pretty well, because I can still taste it in my mouth.  My throat is so fucking dry.  I'm doing nothing today, but I'm proud of myself for making my goal.  Thanks to all you who made this possible and who supported my idiocy  :thumbup: :grin:

Ugh I'm never drinking again for a week.


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Re: Holy God, This Must Be a Sign [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #5459434 - 03/30/06 12:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DickDiver said:
Ugh I'm never drinking again for a week.




5 bucks says you'll have a drink within 6 days, just short of the week :tongue:


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