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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Bowers]
#5457068 - 03/29/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love how two preteen children can escape from two raptors and the really knowledgeable hunter gets killed in like 3 seconds.
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gotcha420haha
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457214 - 03/29/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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i wish the kids got eaten.... BY THE OTHER HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: gotcha420haha]
#5457230 - 03/29/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
gotcha420haha said: i wish the kids got eaten.... BY THE OTHER HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ideally.
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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: dante]
#5457246 - 03/29/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
dante said: this post is awesome animals thank you
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Gr8fulJ420
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457264 - 03/29/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude, the dinosaurs aren't even REAL.
Fuck that movie.
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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: gotcha420haha]
#5457268 - 03/29/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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When you are 8 years old they are REAL!
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Birds_Can_Swim
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457278 - 03/29/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I loved dinosaurs
I was hit kind of hard when i found out they didn't exist in the movie
Then I turned to crime
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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457289 - 03/29/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"WHERES THE GOAT?!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Gr8fulJ420
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457296 - 03/29/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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LOL!!!
And I did, in fact, laugh out loud when I saw that post.!
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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457297 - 03/29/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol, So many good lines in that movie.
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Toddo
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457305 - 03/29/06 09:27 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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read the book.
Its one of my favorite books of all time.
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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Toddo]
#5457325 - 03/29/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"IAN! FREEEEEEEEEEEEZE!"
Edited by Animals (03/29/06 09:37 PM)
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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457356 - 03/29/06 09:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Hold on to ya butts."
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457653 - 03/29/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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13 years already?! Holy shit I feel old
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Tattoo]
#5457671 - 03/29/06 11:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457738 - 03/29/06 11:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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the main flaw was that it deviated completely from the book.
They even cut out the best scene where the kids are hiding from the T-rex behind a waterfall and the T-rex sticks his tongue back there and totally cops this feel off this passed out broad while they was playin 'Urgent'.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: DoctorJ]
#5459028 - 03/30/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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It is believed that the velociraptor was much more of a scavenger than a raging predatorial being. Not to mention it had feathers.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5459069 - 03/30/06 11:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Animals said: 1.) The shit from the triceratops in the movie is bigger then the fucking dinosaur. There is no way all that shit could come from one triceratops.
2.) Raptors can not open doors, eh, maybe they can.
3.) At the end of the movie when the T-Rex is inside the building and eats the raptors before they can attack Dr.Grant and everyone else. There is no entrance in the building big enough for the damn T-Rex to get inside there! WTF
4.) Laura Dern's breast is shaped like a box at the end of the movie, when they are on the chopper, its weird.
5.) Everyone knows Samuel L Jackson can not be killed.
1) I always assumed that the workers pushed all the shit into a big pile. I never really thought about why.
2) Yeah velociraptors were totally different IRL than in the movie. Scientists figure they were about 3 feet tall and had feathers. Not scary enough for a movie.
3) I figured the building was under renovations and the walls weren't done yet. I was 12 when I saw it and knew little about construction.
4) I'll have to check on that one. Sounds interesting.
5) He can be killed only when he has a moustache.
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#5461499 - 03/30/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
CyberChump said:
Quote:
Animals said: 1.) The shit from the triceratops in the movie is bigger then the fucking dinosaur. There is no way all that shit could come from one triceratops.
2.) Raptors can not open doors, eh, maybe they can.
3.) At the end of the movie when the T-Rex is inside the building and eats the raptors before they can attack Dr.Grant and everyone else. There is no entrance in the building big enough for the damn T-Rex to get inside there! WTF
4.) Laura Dern's breast is shaped like a box at the end of the movie, when they are on the chopper, its weird.
5.) Everyone knows Samuel L Jackson can not be killed.
1) I always assumed that the workers pushed all the shit into a big pile. I never really thought about why.
2) Yeah velociraptors were totally different IRL than in the movie. Scientists figure they were about 3 feet tall and had feathers. Not scary enough for a movie.
3) I figured the building was under renovations and the walls weren't done yet. I was 12 when I saw it and knew little about construction.
4) I'll have to check on that one. Sounds interesting.
5) He can be killed only when he has a moustache.
Samuel L Jackson can not grow a mustache, I call a hoax!
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