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Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park
#5456775 - 03/29/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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1.) The shit from the triceratops in the movie is bigger then the fucking dinosaur. There is no way all that shit could come from one triceratops.
2.) Raptors can not open doors, eh, maybe they can.
3.) At the end of the movie when the T-Rex is inside the building and eats the raptors before they can attack Dr.Grant and everyone else. There is no entrance in the building big enough for the damn T-Rex to get inside there! WTF
4.) Laura Dern's breast is shaped like a box at the end of the movie, when they are on the chopper, its weird.
5.) Everyone knows Samuel L Jackson can not be killed.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5456865 - 03/29/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Animals said:
5.) Everyone knows Samuel L Jackson can not be killed.
DEEP BLUE SEA: "A motherfuckin shark ate me!"
Don't ruin Jurassic Park, please.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5456876 - 03/29/06 08:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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The movie is 13 years old. If you haven't seen it by now, that's your fault.
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Well, I've seen it plenty of times. Ragging on it makes me appreciate it less as time goes by, but I'm just trying to hold onto my youth. So...rag away I guess.
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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5456895 - 03/29/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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DickDiver said: Well, I've seen it plenty of times. Ragging on it makes me appreciate it less as time goes by, but I'm just trying to hold onto my youth. So...rag away I guess.
Same, until I saw it the other night. A part of my childhood died two nights ago.
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Just Danson inthe Dark


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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: TurdFerguson]
#5456907 - 03/29/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
DickDiver said:
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Animals said:
5.) Everyone knows Samuel L Jackson can not be killed.
DEEP BLUE SEA: "A motherfuckin shark ate me!"
Also Sam always rolls with an identical Mech version of himself for when shit gets a bit crazy, the man you actually saw die in that movie was Mech-Sam Jackson.
Check IMDB if you don't believe me.
Don't ruin Jurassic Park, please.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5456914 - 03/29/06 08:14 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Enough is Enough. I've had it with these snakes." - Samuel L Jackson.
I love how you have a quote from a movie that isn't even out yet.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Noetical]
#5456917 - 03/29/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Noetic Hogan Nip said: "Enough is Enough. I've had it with these snakes." - Samuel L Jackson.
I love how you have a quote from a movie that isn't even out yet.
Its in the trailer.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5456927 - 03/29/06 08:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
There's mother fucking DINOSAURS IN JURRASIC PARK!?!?#@#?!@
Way to ruin the movie guys.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: unbeliever]
#5456935 - 03/29/06 08:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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unbeliever said: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
There's mother fucking DINOSAURS IN JURRASIC PARK!?!?#@#?!@
Way to ruin the movie guys.
hahah! excellent!
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5456937 - 03/29/06 08:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've made way too many posts and threads today.
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Noetical
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5456950 - 03/29/06 08:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I know I still found it funny though.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Noetical]
#5456954 - 03/29/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Did you hear the audio clip? I made a post for it.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: unbeliever]
#5456955 - 03/29/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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unbeliever said: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
There's mother fucking DINOSAURS IN JURRASIC PARK!?!?#@#?!@
Way to ruin the movie guys.
I thought it was a fish out of water story about a group of rappers forced to work as valets after their crooked manager steals all their royalties?
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5456959 - 03/29/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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SLJ has been killed recently in star wars.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: gdman]
#5456986 - 03/29/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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gdman said: SLJ has been killed recently in star wars.
Ah, thats a common misconception! In fact Samuel L Jackson was not even in the movie Star Wars, It was his distant cousin from Mexico, Emanuel L Jackson that played the role of Mace Windu. Its ok, a alot of people make that mistake.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5456991 - 03/29/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Its all on IMDB folks. Some even say Emanuel was the better actor. He was a mehtod actor and actually decided he wanted to die to get fully into character. If you watch closely, you will see his death scene was shot in one take.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Animals]
#5457051 - 03/29/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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there are flaws in every movie.. not to shit on Jurassic Park, but that movie had flaw writen all over it.
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Bowers]
#5457056 - 03/29/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sam is going to be bigger then chuck norris
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Re: Flaws in the movie Jurassic Park [Re: Bowers]
#5457057 - 03/29/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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this post is awesome animals thank you
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