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InvisiblePsychoslut
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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: shirley knott]
    #5444390 - 03/26/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ok im calm now. That was really scarry to think that people that i thought was my internet friends would say that.


Lets just not talk in this thread theres way too many bad vibes now, lock it or something pleaze.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: Ferris]
    #5444401 - 03/26/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

17 yr olds are legal in my state, 17 year olds are way too impresionable to be allowed to have sex imo.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5444412 - 03/26/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

but they have such lovely firm breasts


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: shirley knott]
    #5444428 - 03/26/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

true, true


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: shirley knott]
    #5444434 - 03/26/06 03:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

And they have other firends with firm breast! 


:lol:


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: blackroselove]
    #5444448 - 03/26/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i want to drink some breast milk again, the shit is very sweet tasting.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5444452 - 03/26/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

BLAGH.Alright fine! I'll go to bed now.


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5444460 - 03/26/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

then you need a lactating girlfriend.

go find a chick with a kid, then your opening chat-up line can be "so, i see you like to fuck". guaranteed winner. tell em shirley knott sent you, and you can have that one for free.

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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: shirley knott]
    #5444474 - 03/26/06 04:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

the only time i got to was when i was 19 and my best friends mom let me suck her tits cause i asked her what it tasted like and she was like why dont you give it a try?


it was the coolest thing ever.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5444481 - 03/26/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

jesus. when you asked her, did she give you a strange look, or was it just 'sure, here are my waps' ? and how did your friend react?

i never had any breast milk since i was about two, and boy do i miss it.

/heads off to google 'human breast milk for sale'


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5444483 - 03/26/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

BLAGH BLAGH BLAGH.

Good night sir!


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: shirley knott]
    #5444496 - 03/26/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No man it wasnt like that. My friend wasnt there i dont think he knows. I came over to see if he was home and she answered the door with a baby suckling and she invited me in so i can wait on him to get home. So i was just sitting there waching her feed her baby and there was a awkward silence so to break the ice i was like, "Ive always wanted to know what that tastes like" She just smiled and said do you want to try? After she burped the kid and put it to bed i went for it.

Thats about all there was to it.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: blackroselove]
    #5444505 - 03/26/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

awww is somebody upset they aint getting 100% of my attention?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5444507 - 03/26/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you expect us to believe that?

either it never happened, or you spent the next hour boning your mate's mum while her baby watched from a beanbag and the phone rang off the hook.


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: shirley knott]
    #5444514 - 03/26/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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jesus. when you asked her, did she give you a strange look, or was it just 'sure, here are my waps' ? and how did your friend react?

i never had any breast milk since i was about two, and boy do i miss it.

/heads off to google 'human breast milk for sale'




www.ebanned.com

i bet you could find some there


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: shirley knott]
    #5444515 - 03/26/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I didnt have sex with her. I may of been able to but he was supposed to be there any second so i didnt have time for all that.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5444532 - 03/26/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you fool. you never regret the things you did as much as the things you wish you did.

any girl that lets a guy suck on her tits is pretty much saying 'green light go for it'. i can think of no possible educational reason for her offering them up to you like that. you could at least have asked if she wanted to try your man milk.


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5444551 - 03/26/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Nope. I'm saying breat milk is the yuck.


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: blackroselove]
    #5444574 - 03/26/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

this thread has me rollin on the floor :headbanger:


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Re: Did you all miss me? [Re: shirley knott]
    #5444724 - 03/26/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I know, but i would of lost my best friend if i got caught and thats not worth a lil tang, all girls have a puss i dont need to be porking my friends mom.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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