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OfflineMadtowntripper
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I am on the books, on the chair, on the table....
    #5442757 - 03/26/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

So our fan is all tangled up in our cord. Its REALLY high. So am I.


So I'm standing on top of 4 textbooks, which are balanced on the char, which is sitting o the table. I seriouslyh may die any second now.

If you dont hear from me in a few minutes, please call 911, because I am likely lying in a heap at the bottom of this amalgam of stuff.


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OfflineAninator
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Re: I am on the books, on the chair, on the table.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5443646 - 03/26/06 10:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

did anyone call 911?


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Re: I am on the books, on the chair, on the table.... [Re: Aninator]
    #5443656 - 03/26/06 10:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

not me


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Re: I am on the books, on the chair, on the table.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5443692 - 03/26/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

What's so amazing is that you managed to type that post, while on all of that stuff.:crazy2: Are you still alive?


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OfflineAkira
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Re: I am on the books, on the chair, on the table.... [Re: blissedout]
    #5443720 - 03/26/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, he was probably using his toes while stretching his leg out to the key board to type it... :smile:


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Re: I am on the books, on the chair, on the table.... [Re: Aninator]
    #5444272 - 03/26/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

AniNator said:
did anyone call 911?




My question is:

Would anyone even know where he lives, so that it isn't pointless to call 911?


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Re: I am on the books, on the chair, on the table.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5444279 - 03/26/06 03:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ya really, "Hello? 911? Madtowntripper was balancing on 4 textbooks and a chair on top of a table and he hasn't made a post to the shroomery for a long time. I'm getting a little concerned here..."


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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: I am on the books, on the chair, on the table.... [Re: Wysefool]
    #5444378 - 03/26/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You concern is touching. Really.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: I am on the books, on the chair, on the table.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5444524 - 03/26/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No ladder, eh ?


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