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Offlinehabitat0789
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Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin.
    #5442226 - 03/25/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

First of all im am now a senior at my highschool and am soo sick of being confined within its walls so i always get faded and go to class. but a few weeks ago i had bought some salvia 40x and used some of it the previous weekend and had enough left over for two good sized packs so me n my buddy one day decided to spark that up before our final class(both seasoned stoners so we knew what we were gettin into). we found a spot on the side of the school and smoked. i killed a whole(.2 gram pack i think) bowl to mysellf in one hit and held that shit in for like 30 seconds and exhaled. then i had to worry about my buddy gettin his trip on...BUT i couldent really handle that so i just gave him all the shit and to use his best judgment, so he blazed a pretty good hit and tried to give me back all my stuff but i couldent really figure out what he was doin so i just grabbed it and threw it in my jacket pocket....

THEN IT BEGAN

we walked up some stairs to get back on the side walk and it felt like i was connected to everything. like when i tried puttin my piece in my pocket i felt as though i was putting everything else that i saw when i looked at it in my pocket(hope that makes sense). At that point i was trippin harder that i think i ever had before(the salvia paradox) and i dident know what was goin on. We were walkin, it was cold out and very sunny, i thought i was like growing into the ground, like with vines and stuff comin up and grabbin me i tried not to act up too much though...we are at school after all... And some how we got to class some 5 mins. after smoking and i still had my dick in the dirt. i sat down at my desk and i was all sweatty and the class before mine apparently decided to use all kind of glitter on my desk and not clean it up, i mean there was like a sea of glitter on my desk, chair, and the floor around it. It was all over me and i was just bein all rowdy saying things like "the glittering has begun" or "Its all over me" Lets just say SALVIA SWEAT GLITTER^MY TEACHER= WTF so i took off my jacket and my friend and i darted out the door both plagued with the same problem, seeing all of our classmates in the hallway(all of which were crazy lookin) we walked to some unused staircase and sat down and tried to get back to reality. we came down and realized that we have a class to go to. now 15 mins late we walk in all sketched out and just sit down... We later realized that salvia at school is not a good idea


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OfflineWeAreAllOne
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: habitat0789]
    #5442238 - 03/25/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

the stupidest ideas make the best stories.


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OfflineLedHead
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5442246 - 03/25/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

WeAreAllOne said:
the stupidest ideas make the best stories.



as long as no one gets hurt


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OfflineAkira
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: LedHead]
    #5442261 - 03/25/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You smoked Salvia in school.....?

I would tell you what I thought about that but taking what you just said into account, I doubt what I have to say would make any differnce.



Im telling you their going to mess up the only legal ethnogens left in the USA for everyone else.


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We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh


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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: habitat0789]
    #5442273 - 03/25/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Heh, that's not a bad story.

"The glitter has begun"? :lol:


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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #5442313 - 03/25/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

haha man that would suck


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InvisibleJaeger
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: shroomnoob420]
    #5442341 - 03/25/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Be careful, stuff like that causes wonderful things like salvia to get banned..... Just wait till you are done with classes.


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OfflineExplosiveMango
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: Jaeger]
    #5442496 - 03/25/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I think I'm going to blaze up some salvia before my exam actually


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Offlinedr0mni
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: ExplosiveMango]
    #5442513 - 03/25/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you are a fucking idiot. Smoking that shit in school is possibly one of the dumbest, and most irresponsible things I've heard of people doing...

:nonono:


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OfflineRemainRandom50
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: ExplosiveMango]
    #5442519 - 03/25/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

lol now thats funny.


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OfflineEquilibriuM
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: habitat0789]
    #5442591 - 03/25/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Thanks for not giving a shit about anyone else, completely disregarding personal responsibility, and helping make the few legal power plants we have available to us disappear.  :shake:

If you were my little brother, I would travel over a thousand miles just so I could slap the shit out of you.


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InvisiblePsychoChipmunk
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: ExplosiveMango]
    #5442596 - 03/25/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

What class is the exam in, Interdimensional Communications?


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InvisibleEternalCowabunga
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: PsychoChipmunk]
    #5442986 - 03/26/06 01:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

and this is why salvia will soon be illegal...


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Offlinebrowndustin
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #5442993 - 03/26/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I've done low doses of shrooms at school, but they're already illegal. Salvia's just not a good thing to do at school. Lets not give people reasons to outlaw salvia.

Funny story though... glitter ... lol


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InvisibleZorodius
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: habitat0789]
    #5443179 - 03/26/06 03:18 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Thanks for brightening up my day by doing something really really stupid and then posting about it on the internet.


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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: Zorodius]
    #5443404 - 03/26/06 07:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i think he already knows what he did was stupid.

but yeah, that was an extraordinarily dumb thing to do, albeit funny.


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Invisiblemycoprog
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: chuck_lanuck]
    #5443447 - 03/26/06 08:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you're silly if you think salvia isnt already on its way to getting outlawed...its just not as pressing as some other issues at hand as of late.

flame on!


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OfflineClammyJoe
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: mycoprog]
    #5443483 - 03/26/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The commercialization of it was the first step into bringing it under a schedule, now its just a waiting game. Everyone buy your cuttings, buy your extracts, buy your leaves, and say good bye to Salvia.


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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5443626 - 03/26/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

that was funny shit, the glittering has begun! lmao


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Offlinehabitat0789
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Re: Salvia at school,... i dont know what i was thinkin. [Re: Hamstercut]
    #5443766 - 03/26/06 10:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

lol man i was geekin out so bad when the glittering began. And there was no real threat of gettin caught because my teacher was a retard and some other kid in my class is always actin up like he's on crak, thus drawin attention away from the two sweatty kids in the back of the room. sorry if i caused any concern but a funny story is a funny story.


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