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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!!
    #5441235 - 03/25/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I swear to god, I cannot find ANYTHING. I'm so absent minded. I walk in, throw the keys down, and then cant find them again.

I know I had them last night when I came home, 'cause I must have used them to let myself in. So they're here SOMEPLACE. But WHERE?

Does everyone have these memory problems? Maybe I should take some ginko, or something, 'cause this is getting really really ridiculous...EVery day, its the same thing.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5441240 - 03/25/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

could be adult ADD if it happens frequently


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5441241 - 03/25/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I STOLE THEM!!!!!


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5441260 - 03/25/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The same thing use to happen to me...with just about everything that could fit into my pockets. I would be deep in thought and just lay them around randomly.

So recently I made a very specific place to put my keys and such. Now they are easy to find.


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: sui]
    #5441268 - 03/25/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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suimush said:
I STOLE THEM!!!!!




I knew it! You have SHIFTY EYES!

:mad2:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Darkcloud]
    #5441270 - 03/25/06 02:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Darkcloud said:
So recently I made a very specific place to put my keys and such. Now they are easy to find.




Thats a good idea. Maybe I'll put a hook on the wall or something....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5441273 - 03/25/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Did you check the last place you left them at?



j/k dont you hate it when people ask that :mad2:


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5441276 - 03/25/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:shiftyeyes:


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: sui]
    #5441357 - 03/25/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I found those motherfuckers. I fell asleep on the loveseat last night, watching law and order. I guess the couch ate my keys, and they were WAY down in there. I picked it up and heard them rattling, so I cut a little section out of the bottom and there they was.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5441475 - 03/25/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

*be


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5441477 - 03/25/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The couch would be one of the first places I looked!


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5441498 - 03/25/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I lose my house keys once a month. They just frikken disappear. I always have to call the landlord. I shoudve just made a second set, but I'm moving out now.


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5441544 - 03/25/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They always tend to be in the last place you look. Funny how that works out


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: DNKYD]
    #5441559 - 03/25/06 05:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Of course it's always in the last place you look, it's not like you're going to continue looking for something once you've already found it. :wink:


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Jadian]
    #5441722 - 03/25/06 05:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Jadian said:
The couch would be one of the first places I looked!




I looked in the couch! I picked up all the cushions, stuck my hands down the cracks, found some change...

But my keys had fallen way down to the bottom, past the springs, and were lying on top of that little piece of fabric covering the bottom. I heard them clinking around when I picked it up, and then had to slice it open to find them.

I would have foudn them if they were just lying under the cushion!


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Where The Fuck Are my CAR KEYS!!!! [Re: Cherk]
    #5441766 - 03/25/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Smoker For Peace said:
could be adult ADD if it happens frequently



I have that. Well, it was adolescent ADD turned adult, when I turned 18.:smirk: You know the biggest problem with  it is.....the wind sure is blowing hard...what?


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