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InvisibleInnvertigo
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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #545004 - 02/08/02 02:51 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Then why do you have a hard time with English if you're an American citizen?


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #545010 - 02/08/02 02:56 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

When do I have trouble speaking or writing english?

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InvisibleInnvertigo
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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #545018 - 02/08/02 03:02 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

This whole thread...except the part where you said that NFL player gave you money. Maybe you should concentrate on one topic at a time (i'm not trying to be rude). Some of your thoughts appear to be comming from right field somewhere


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InvisibleUlysees
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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #545075 - 02/08/02 04:00 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus the vegetarian.
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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Ulysees]
    #545112 - 02/08/02 04:58 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Didn't Jesus eat fish and lamb?


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InvisibleUlysees
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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #545225 - 02/08/02 07:21 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, and other things. That's the good part.

He once said something like, "Lucky is the lion who is eaten by the human, for the lion becomes human..."

Ya, I'd say Jesus was a bonafide carnivore. :wink:

I eat meat too. It's not something I'm proud or ashamed of, I just do it. 


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InvisibleUlysees
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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Ulysees]
    #545228 - 02/08/02 07:25 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

Oh ya, you can thank PETA for this particular perversion of our lord and saviour.
PETA's generally fine by me, but they've done some stupid things.


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Invisiblesuperpimp
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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Ulysees]
    #545277 - 02/08/02 08:28 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

I used to have to eat Jesus's flesh at Catholic church services. He always tasted like stale crackers. He needed some salt.

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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: superpimp]
    #545443 - 02/09/02 12:13 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

I was thinking the same thing....i'm no longer going to be a canabal..


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InvisibleUlysees
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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #545447 - 02/09/02 12:17 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

That reminds me of a web cartoon I read... what was it... it's right on the tip of my tongue...

There's a furry guy and an anime chick and the furry guy was eating a cracker in church and he put some cheese wiz on it and the priest said "You can't do that! That's the body of Christ!" and the furry dude told him that Christ was too stale...

I give up.


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Invisiblesuperpimp
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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Ulysees]
    #545609 - 02/09/02 08:02 AM (23 years, 2 months ago)

I never thought of that. It is a very good idea. Jesus could use some Wiz. I'll mention this to my Nanna the next time I have to drive her to church. I'm sure she will appreciate it.

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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Ulysees]
    #545846 - 02/09/02 01:38 PM (23 years, 2 months ago)

ha ha...it's called a "Host" not a crcker but it's still funny...they always stuck to the roof of my mouth....Christ is very sticky!


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