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Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart?
    #544118 - 02/07/02 09:08 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Today I leave my apartment as usual, head to the beach and hack. I am hacking for about an hour when a big built man approaches me. I ask him if he wants to try, and he says no, that's ok. He then asks have you accepted Jesus into your heart? I ask How do you do that. He says he found god once in 1989 and that I will know when I know. He asked me if I would pray with him, and thus would accept Jesus into my heart from his. I agree, but first I explain my philosphy, I quote my own proverbs, such as "All people are inherintly good", and "Meanings do not Lie" and he does not respond. We then talk for awhile about what he was doing at the beach, and what I am doing here. We talk of politics, and the upcoming war prophecised in the bible. I tell him I am here to study chinese. And I am leaving soon for china to learn how to teach english, in hopes of gaining experience in ESL and scoring a job in china. I tell him the school costs 2000 dollars. He then tells me that he will write me out a check for 2000 dollars. I say Ok! He then tells me what he is doing here, he is playing in the Pro bowl, he is the corner of the Rams Oenius, or something like that. I pray with him, and we both accept Jesus into our hearts. He then writes me a check, with his email address on it, and rushes off, without even hacking. I'm sorry, I had to share this with someone. Rams for the Pro Bowl! This will be the first football game I have watched since 5 minutes of Ravens Superbowl game (2 years ago or something). Maybe the check will bounce. I doubt it though, I asked my roommated and he knew immediately who this corner is. I deposited it today.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #544156 - 02/07/02 09:52 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

It is too bad, that he wrote his email address on the check.
I deposited it. He will probraly think I am rude or something.
But how do you contact a celebrity, there is no way.
Should not have been in a hurry.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #544166 - 02/07/02 10:02 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Aeneas Williams gave you 2 grand? Shit, next time I meet a pro football player I will pretend that I love Jesus too so I can make some quick cash! I will be working at several parties for the NBA All Star Game this weekend, I will do my best to try and scam some of those overpaid dopes out of a few Jesus bucks.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #544190 - 02/07/02 10:24 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

And this is political because?


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #544234 - 02/07/02 11:18 PM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Yeah that is his name, and it is political because of his political views, the coming war that is prophecised in the bible, is what he preaches about, the same thing I believe. If war is not political then I don't know what is. Not to mention his religious sponsorship of myself to one of the most least christian populated coutnries on earth.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #544276 - 02/08/02 12:11 AM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Wait a minute, after reading your origonal post again, I have a few questions. What NFL player worth his salt walks around on a beach with his checkbook in his back pocket? What NFL player who is at the Pro bowl week festivities isn't being swarmed by press, fans, and personal handlers, and has the time and the freedom to move around as he wishes? I'm not saying this didn't happen, but this thing is starting to sound fishy. The Rams will be here in Philadelphia again next season, and if I get a chance to interview Aeneas, I will ask him specifically about this incident.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: superpimp]
    #544295 - 02/08/02 12:49 AM (15 years, 20 days ago)

I thought he was a missionary or something, which he is. I visited the st. louis rams webpage and found out he is a licsensed minister. I asked alot of questions, because I don't even follow football, at first he mentioned only that he was playing in the pro-bowl. Which I thought was a college tournament. Then I asked why he was here, and he said studying the bible, where in which he wanted to visit the closest beach. He was very well disguised though, with big black sunglasses and a hat. Then he mentioned that he played in the super bowl. And when he wrote the check, I was like you have money like that? When I returned home my roomate informed he is a millionaire. He then put on this sports program on t.v. in which I saw him on the sidelines, and I was like that's him. If you do mention the name of my church house of the rising sun, I think I am the only church named of. He avoided the press by staying on the complete other side of the island. I know which hotel he is staying at too. I better not discuss it though. Maybe if I can make some money though. Do reporters buy information like that?


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #544302 - 02/08/02 12:55 AM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Way to go!

It pays (this time literally) to be yourself and to be a regular guy when approached by religious types.

I'm sure he is used to talking to kids and having them make fun of him while trying to make their buddies laugh. Treat everyone with the respect they deserve.

BTW, when I was out of college, I was on my way to teach english in China too. Tragic events prevented it, but I still have my tapes. The profesor who arrange for me to teach was Deng Peng. He has a school in NE China. Any affiliation with the school you are going to? Is he the dean? Good luck.



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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #544313 - 02/08/02 01:01 AM (15 years, 20 days ago)

Everyone who wants or needs to know, already knows where he is staying. He is most definetely a millionaire many times over. I think he makes around 3.2 mil a year. If this whole thing did happen, you really lucked out, you won the lottery. Most NFL goons wont even talk to civilians. I know, I deal with them on a regular basis.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #544551 - 02/08/02 08:32 AM (15 years, 19 days ago)

****Not to mention his religious sponsorship of myself to one of the most least christian populated coutnries on earth. ****

What country is that?....don't say the United states because you'd be wrong.....what does most least mean anyway?..they call that a contradiction

BTW i don't believe you got 2000 dollars..i'm not that gullable


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #544592 - 02/08/02 10:12 AM (15 years, 19 days ago)

he was talking about china... there aren't too many christians there.

anyway, that story is cool as hell.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: lissa]
    #544679 - 02/08/02 12:00 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

Your assuming he's talking about China..if so then true there are very little in china....but what does that have to do with this discussion. If you understand it please fill me in..i'm usually utterly confused by NUGSARENICE's threads...

Don't tell me you believe him..do you?


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #544745 - 02/08/02 12:57 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

Yeah I did mean china. In a english sentence this form is widely accepted.
least christian populated countries
adv adv adv noun
and this would not be correct.
least populated countries christians
and neither would this.
countries least populated christians
for either of the latter sentences I would have to add a modifier which would make the sentence seem like a run on. Example
least populated countries concerning christians
countries with the least amount of christians
And I do not care whether you believe me, you must not understand my second proverb "meanings do not lie" which can translate to people like myself as their is not a good and efficient way of lieing, at least to a man of god. Also the way this is political again, I will explain, missionaries are not allowed in china, christianity you could say is banned, for this reason I am this man's missionary, man with a plan, and I can say I much more subtle at preaching then he is.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #544749 - 02/08/02 01:01 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

i didn't say i believed him, i just said the story was cool as hell. true or not, it was entertaining to read.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #544824 - 02/08/02 02:21 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

you're starting to sound like a fruit loop!


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #544853 - 02/08/02 02:58 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

Aeneas Williams should have given me that $2000. I could have done something usefull with it, like buy an old motorcycle project, or mabey an inflatable boat for some fishing this summer.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: superpimp]
    #544880 - 02/08/02 03:19 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

Maybe he can get some grammer lessons..;)


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #544910 - 02/08/02 03:45 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

That is what I am getting. TESOL training, with that I can teach english, without knowing the language of whom I am teaching. I am sure that it includes grammar, and other good english skills I need to communicate with you, and other people who have trouble understanding my speech.


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: nugsarenice]
    #544943 - 02/08/02 04:12 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

Are you American?


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Re: Have you accepted Jesus into your Heart? [Re: Innvertigo]
    #544984 - 02/08/02 04:37 PM (15 years, 19 days ago)

I have american citizenship, but I am celtic, the ethnicity closely resembles german or norwegian hertiage.


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