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InvisiblePsychoslut
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I went to a party last night
    #5440576 - 03/25/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

There was this dumb nigger walking around with the handle of his thirty eight special sticking from his pants. This dude just thought he was the cock of the walk cause he had a gun. Little did he realize that 90% of us had a pistol and we were all ready to put him in his place if he got retarded. He made the party suck, we were all very uncomfortable because hes the kind of guy that is itching to "pop a cap" in someone. Guys like him are who give gun owners a bad name. I thought of taking it and telling him to leave, because that nigger will un undoubtably going to kill someone someday. I will feel guilty for not if i hear on the news that he killed a guy in the future. Now that I think about it it was my duty as a citizen and an avid gun owner to do it. I mean i used to be him, the sort of guy that gives gun owners a bad name but now i know how serious it is and regret ever getting stupid with a gun.

What do you think? am i smart for keeping it cool in a house full of drunk retards with pistols or should i of shown that nigger how it really feels to be threatened with a gun? Because thats what he was doing, he was telling us all i am ready and willing to kill you. I wish he would of pulled that thing out of his pants, ida filled him full of lead with a smile on my face.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440582 - 03/25/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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I have to rack up my OTD cool points and meet up with Hella in the Forum of the Banned. Make it snappy you pussy ass mods!




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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440584 - 03/25/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I think you should have fed him shots until he passed out and choked on his own puke.


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: daimyo]
    #5440585 - 03/25/06 10:31 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i forgot i cant say nikker, oh well. Im pretty sure i have no otd cool points, and dont care to earn one.

i have very few ban points if any.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440589 - 03/25/06 10:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
i forgot i cant say nikker



It's a shame that an "enlightened"(using this looser than Pam Anderson) community gets so offended by a word.


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440592 - 03/25/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

your stupid for going to a party where people are getting drunk and all have pistols... someones bound to get shot.... pussy's use guns, men use their fists...


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: daimyo]
    #5440595 - 03/25/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Retarded damn shroom heads, think they are more intelligent because they saw pretty colors. What a bunch of dip shits.  :rolleyes:


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: AliceDee]
    #5440598 - 03/25/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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pussy's use guns, men use their fists



I always think of it as "Boys fight, men kill".


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: daimyo]
    #5440600 - 03/25/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you can kill with your bare hands...


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: AliceDee]
    #5440601 - 03/25/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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your stupid for going to a party where people are getting drunk and all have pistols... someones bound to get shot.... pussy's use guns, men use their fists...





They are actually peace keepers. People tend not to get violent at all when they know they can be shot.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440602 - 03/25/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:yesnod:

Druggies be cuckoo.


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: daimyo]
    #5440605 - 03/25/06 10:40 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you crack me up sometimes, ill tell ya what.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440613 - 03/25/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

what state do you live in where you can just carry your piece anywhere you go?


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: AliceDee]
    #5440614 - 03/25/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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you can kill with your bare hands...



That just sounds so...intimate. I'm flustered.


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: danlennon3]
    #5440620 - 03/25/06 10:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I can think of fifty.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440623 - 03/25/06 10:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:I wish he would of pulled that thing out of his pants, ida filled him full of lead with a smile on my face.




What makes you any better than him?


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440625 - 03/25/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like a fun party.


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440626 - 03/25/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yea, pull your gun out and demand his !
:lol:


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5440627 - 03/25/06 10:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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PinballWizard said:
What makes you any better than him?



Faster draw, and better aim.


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Re: I went to a party last night [Re: BlueCoyote]
    #5440629 - 03/25/06 10:53 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

freeze! put yuor hands up or ill kill ya.

You think that only works for police?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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