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Offlinedaimyo
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My Dreams Have Been Pooped On
    #5440528 - 03/25/06 09:50 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Went to the Army recruiter, and it turns out the MOS(job) I want is no longer available to enlistees.  So now I'm sad  :frown:

I'm going to have to look over all their jobs and see if I can find something else I'd be willing to risk my life to do. 

This is not how a weekend should be.  Maybe I'll eat some of this space cake I made and go on a gambling spree.


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: daimyo]
    #5440555 - 03/25/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

what was the MOS you wanted? did you try the marines?


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: danlennon3]
    #5440563 - 03/25/06 10:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

97B - Counterintelligence agent.

No Marines for me. Army or nothing.


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: daimyo]
    #5440652 - 03/25/06 11:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I want to be a cook for the navy :grin:


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Offlinedaimyo
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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: XUL]
    #5440656 - 03/25/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's what my brother did. Be sure to keep all the good food for yourself.


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: daimyo]
    #5440660 - 03/25/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They told me that i can join the armed forces all i want but they wont give me college because of my agg battery charge.


aint that a buncha bull?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440668 - 03/25/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You shoulda punched em :lol:

That's lame though.  I wonder why they'd do such a thing.


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: daimyo]
    #5440720 - 03/25/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Because they're stingy.

I have great respect for people who serve in the armed forces. But the recruiters regularly lie to prospective recruits. They promise this and that and most of the time it is flat-out bullshit.


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: daimyo]
    #5440871 - 03/25/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They will promise you the world on a platter, but once you sign that paper, they'v got you by the balls, and can do whatever they want.
You think you would be doing "counter-intelligance", but mostly you would be standing around in the dessert waiting to get shot at.

consider yourself blessed, you didn't get mixed up in that shit.


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: Dreamer987]
    #5440896 - 03/25/06 12:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's the way I feel about it, too. I have alot of family in the service, but it's not for me. I would probably end up going AWOL and fuck my life up. I'll take my chances as a civilian.


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: blissedout]
    #5440907 - 03/25/06 12:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Go into the army, get your training. Do your time, trying not to fucking get killed. Take that training and use it when the resistance rises.


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: Psychoslut]
    #5440926 - 03/25/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

agg battery charge = good candidate for actual combat?

That's what I'm guessing is on their mind.


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Re: My Dreams Have Been Pooped On [Re: Wysefool]
    #5440931 - 03/25/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Id go to actual combat anyways. If im going be a soldier im sure as hell aint peeling potatos.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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