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The biggest mistake young couples can make?
#5436800 - 03/24/06 12:35 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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Maybe I have lost my humanity. Maybe I have lost touch with society. Maybe I have completely fucking flipped and have finally gone crazy in my head but I just don't know it.
I think the biggest mistake a young couple can make is to have children. I am not a father. I don't have kids. I don't have little brothers or little sisters. So I am speaking completely from 1 side here, thankfully.
I know that possessions and money are not all that there is. Bullshit! Other than my woman the only things that make me smile are big cash numbers and the things I can buy with them. Am I going off topic? Naw.
I see all these young couples with kids and I think to myself, "They can no longer party, they are most likely living pay check to pay check, sex life after kids must suck, ugh babies just cry and cry, ugh kids just cost and cost and I could not be a fit parent".
I understand, well I acknowledge the romantic thought of making 1 person out of 2, or brining another life in the world. What a miracle!
Naw.
(Edit - I guess the following paragraph is wrong, all hail the mighty vagina and its healing abilities ) You know your womans nice tight, well.. area? Bye, bye! Yeah, I said it, I feel guilty that I said it, but I still said it. Sex isn't everything but it's nice when you have sex that the guy likes the puss. Right? dobie says that they go back to normal if not tighter. Well maybe this paragraph is shit, maybe they all are but this is how I feel.
I have 2 ferrets. They eat, they play, they hop around and do their silly, cute shit. I really like my ferrets. They don't cry, they cost about $10 a month and they shit in their litter box. They really are all that we need. Yeah, they don't live very long and they don't talk but that's life.
I am very tired and this might be a shitty read but I am going to continue to write/type...
I think that when a couple is old enough, they are done with the partying, money and other possessions no longer please them, then it is time to have children.
Lets face it, when you are an average young couple and you have kids you lose a lot of cash, time with your significant other and lots of other stuff.
We are all unique people with our own points of view and that is mine, however I am to tired to clearly present this, you see where I am going though, fill in the gaps.
And hey, maybe kids just aren't our thing.
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser] 1
#5436826 - 03/24/06 12:43 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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I never want kids. I saw what having kids did to my parents. When I was younger I would be with my parent's friends and they would tell me all the wild and crazy shit my parents would do. Plus, all the money they could throw around and blow on crap. Nice cars, clothes, awesome house.
Then, myself and 2 brothers came along and all that slowly went away. My parents ended up divorcing and no one really gets along except my brothers and I.
I have a girl now...2 years. But, we both agreed never to get married or have kids. She really doesn't like the idea of squeezing out a watermelon size lump out of her gash. Plus, I heard on the average its $500,000 to raise a single kid from birth to 18. Thats insane. Take that money and travel, save, invest...do whatever.
The world is way overpopulated anyway. Just because you have kids, doesn't mean you should...
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5436862 - 03/24/06 12:55 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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have you been with a girl who has had a kid it doesnt get super loose if anything it gets tighter at least in my experiance and ive bagged a couple babies mommas in my time
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: Dobie]
#5436869 - 03/24/06 12:56 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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I didn't mean to say that my parents resent my brothers and I. They loved us, treated us with love and did everything they were supposed to. But, you could just tell that they were missing something.
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: Dobie]
#5436872 - 03/24/06 12:57 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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dobie said: have you been with a girl who has had a kid it doesnt get super loose if anything it gets tighter at least in my experiance and ive bagged a couple babies mommas in my time
So everything is all normal down there? I can't imagine after having a child come out of there it could go back to being normal. I was guessing on that one honestly, that isn't something I study on. I have heard of huge permanent scars and other nasty things I am not even going to get into.
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: License_to_Chill]
#5436877 - 03/24/06 12:59 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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I'm in the IT Industry and I *could* make descent money if i wanted to sacrifice my life. I would never have kids unless I could make a living doing something I enjoyed.
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5436879 - 03/24/06 12:59 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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its all good ive banged at least 4 girls that had kids it used to be my specialty its all good down there afterwards besides that i agree with ya
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5436887 - 03/24/06 01:02 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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dobie said: have you been with a girl who has had a kid it doesnt get super loose if anything it gets tighter at least in my experiance and ive bagged a couple babies mommas in my time
So everything is all normal down there? I can't imagine after having a child come out of there it could go back to being normal. I was guessing on that one honestly, that isn't something I study on. I have heard of huge permanent scars and other nasty things I am not even going to get into.
yo user.. this is thenewuser?
where'd u get that sig gif?
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5436899 - 03/24/06 01:07 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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They can no longer party
Untrue. You just have to be responsible about it. God forbid anyone be responsible about partying, right?
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they are most likely living pay check to pay check
It doesn't take a kid to turn someone into a financial dumbass.
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sex life after kids must suck
It's all what you make of it. If you don't have any INTEREST in sex after kids, that must suck. But if you care about doing it, you do it.
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I could not be a fit parent
Well there you go, then. Kudos to you for not having any kids.
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You know your womans nice tight, well.. area? Bye, bye!
I call bullshit on this one. Kegels work for everyone. The vagina is made to pass a watermelon and go back to normal. Maybe you wouldn't be so scared of all this if you just educated yourself about it a little bit.
Have kids, don't have kids, whatever. Just have the right reasons for doing so in both cases.
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: mrsautoman]
#5436904 - 03/24/06 01:10 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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AND SHE SPEAKS!
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5436906 - 03/24/06 01:10 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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theolduser said:
So everything is all normal down there? I can't imagine after having a child come out of there it could go back to being normal. I was guessing on that one honestly, that isn't something I study on. I have heard of huge permanent scars and other nasty things I am not even going to get into.
Birth makes it stretch... it goes back to normal size shortly after. Supposedly,.
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: Shroomism]
#5436911 - 03/24/06 01:12 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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in all the chicks ive banged it has gone back to normal this one girl i banged had a kid and her pussy was pinky tight it had to slobber that shit up to stick it in i miss her to bad she got pregnant with another mans kid when i was in jail
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: mrsautoman]
#5436915 - 03/24/06 01:16 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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Well I think it's womans instict to have children. I suppose that in the end it could lead to my woman leaving me because I don't want to have kids, even though she is fine with it now. I'll shove a shotgun in my mouth on that day, but for now I am holding steady.
"Maybe you wouldn't be so scared of all this if you just educated yourself about it a little bit." Flaming is lame, go ahead and disagree, but don't pull that shit.
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5436927 - 03/24/06 01:21 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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i like poo
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5436930 - 03/24/06 01:21 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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That's what I'm fearing. My girl getting a change of heart in a few years. She's going to be hearing that biological clock tickin' in her head and that pretty damn strong.
I'm not going to give in. No kids. Hopefully she won't change.
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: License_to_Chill]
#5436932 - 03/24/06 01:23 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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License_to_Chill said: That's what I'm fearing. My girl getting a change of heart in a few years. She's going to be hearing that biological clock tickin' in her head and that pretty damn strong.
I'm not going to give in. No kids. Hopefully she won't change.
I am 24. I can see myself being ready around 35 or so but I am a pretty wild guy, I love having grown up fun. I hope that clock ticks around 35 =/
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5436941 - 03/24/06 01:29 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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Of course it's already been said, but I will say it again.
Getting married too early, having kids too early, drug use, relationship based more on sex than love, and too much working to spend time together..
Those are the most common reasons I see for splits.. And also why I am not( have not) been in a longer term( longer than 4 months) relationship.
Actually, I think I'm too selfish to ever get married, but I'm changing as I grow up.
Great thread
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5437225 - 03/24/06 05:31 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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I've been married almost 11 years, , dated my wife for 3 years before that. Love her, ,love my kids...
I'd never give that up for any amount of 'partying' or 'freedom' .
I am where I want to be and to me there is no greater joy than seeing your child smile
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: mrsautoman]
#5437309 - 03/24/06 06:39 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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mrsautoman said: I call bullshit on this one. Kegels work for everyone. The vagina is made to pass a watermelon and go back to normal.
True.
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Re: The biggest mistake young couples can make? [Re: theuser]
#5437410 - 03/24/06 07:29 AM (18 years, 29 days ago) |
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I have to totally agree with you, and right now it really hits close to home. My roomate just found out she is pregnant and she is 20yrs old. She is in college, and the baby daddy lives in Georgia. (We are in Ontario Canada) Her dad still pays her half of the rent because she is in school, but is cutting her off in May. She thinks everything is going to be just peachy. She needs a fuckin kick in the ass. Not only does that leave me high and dry sometime in the next 9 months, but I don't even want to live with a pregnant woman. I know how moody they can get. Not only that, her BF I assume will have to come here, and I fuckin hate the guy! Though I think his true colours will show, and she may be on her own with this kid. I mean he lives in GEORGIA. like wtf.
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