Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show.
    #5434323 - 03/23/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I mean. Why the hell not?

It's this one:

Rolling Stone Reality Show

Rock'n'roll.
Fame.
Deadlines.

Sound good to you? Here's your chance to apply for the life you always wanted.

Rolling Stone is looking for aspiring amateur journalists to compete for a one-year staff position with the magazine -- while MTV tapes the competition for a new reality series. Working with the magazine's top editors, competitors will hone their writing skills and secure interviews with major musicians, actors, and politicians.

"Throughout our history we have seen the careers of some of the nation's most notable journalists flourish, including Cameron Crowe and the late Hunter S. Thompson," says Rolling Stone founder and publish Jann Wenner. "We're anxious to meet the candidates and welcome them into the Rolling Stone family as they embark on their professional careers."

If you think you're made for Rolling Stone and MTV, here's what you need to know:

*The show will be taped for three months from June to August in New York City.

*To be eligible to apply, you must be at least 18 by June 9.

*You must be legally able to work in the U.S.

*Your first deadline: The application, including writing samples and a short videotape, must be received by April 7.

Interested? Then get going.

Download Application


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (03/23/06 12:44 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5434333 - 03/23/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Good luck. Tell them you're the next HST.

"I'm on 10 hits of LSD and I just stabbed some guy in the face down stairs, I think that makes me perfect for your shitty television show."


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5434334 - 03/23/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

OMG THAT WOULD BE SEW FUNNY LOL


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5434336 - 03/23/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

AND ORIGINAL


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5434337 - 03/23/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:rotfl:


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5434349 - 03/23/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That would be killer if you got on there. You've definitely got the brains to do it. :thumbup:


--------------------
m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5434351 - 03/23/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'd wear my Shroomery T-Shirt on the air. :rockon:


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5434354 - 03/23/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Too bad he doesn't have the semi-retarded mentality that is required by MTV audience.


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5434361 - 03/23/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeh that's what I'm worried about. :smirk:

This application is fucking LENGTHY.


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineJalruza
Boot Lover
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1,985
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5434364 - 03/23/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Kate Moss is related to that bar's managers wife who kicked me out


--------------------
Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: Jalruza]
    #5434369 - 03/23/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Great - put that in your own thread, this one is about something else. :confused:


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: Jalruza]
    #5434370 - 03/23/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Sweet, so if you give me a BJ is that kind of like getting one from that cocaine addicted whore?


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBoom
just a tester
Male
Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5434392 - 03/23/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like perfect logic to me


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 19 hours
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5434403 - 03/23/06 01:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I think you'd be perfect for it. Show up wearing a shirt that says "FUCK MTV!"


--------------------
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: daimyo]
    #5437899 - 03/24/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm going through the Application right now and jeez, it is hefty. I don't know quite how honest to be. My gut instinct answers to many questions might be...well I dunno. I just dunno.


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5437900 - 03/24/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)



--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan Flag
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5437903 - 03/24/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They always want a gay guy.

Act gay up until the taping.


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan Flag
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5437906 - 03/24/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Thanks, I think I'll apply!


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5437908 - 03/24/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

Nah, my gimmick'll just be my hair. :rolleyes:  They seem to want people not from NYC, I wanna be the token new york guy.


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan Flag
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5437940 - 03/24/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They need people who fit classification.

Be the stereotypically Jewish guy.

Go for Woody Allen.


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleKrishna
कृष्ण,LOL
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/08/03
Posts: 23,285
Loc: oakland
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5437947 - 03/24/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

rolling stone is so lame nowadays :sad:


somehow i got a free subscription after going to the bisco show @ hammerstein. for hte past 3 months, i've been getting the magazine at home, underneath my name it says "Hammerstein Ballroom" :wtf: did you and Ani get this too?


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: Krishna]
    #5437948 - 03/24/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: Nope!


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleKrishna
कृष्ण,LOL
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/08/03
Posts: 23,285
Loc: oakland
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5437957 - 03/24/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i'm worried i'll get a bill at the end of the year.. the only thing i could figure is it was some promotional thing w/ ticketmaster online, but i'd've thought they would have told me beforehand..


you should try, though. you might become a bigger star than this guy >

:grin:


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male

Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: Krishna]
    #5437960 - 03/24/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahahah, what an asswipe.


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRoadkillM
Retired Shroomery Mod
Male User Gallery

Registered: 12/11/01
Posts: 22,674
Loc: Montana
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5437998 - 03/24/06 11:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:

I'd wear my Shroomery T-Shirt on the air. :rockon:




:thumbup:

good luck OMR!~

I think you would be a great choice for the show!~



tc


--------------------
Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSouthernGulfStyle
FreeDriftinSpirit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/01/10
Posts: 3,130
Loc: texas,usa Flag
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: Roadkill]
    #12899089 - 07/14/10 05:16 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

never worked out did it onemorerobot?


--------------------

Awebig Faggot said " Nice fucking question, shivers blood.
Seriously, go." ahahah A prime example of getting mad through a computer


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male


Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: SouthernGulfStyle]
    #12899114 - 07/14/10 05:20 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

No, no it didn't.

Why did you bump this uselessness?


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSouthernGulfStyle
FreeDriftinSpirit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/01/10
Posts: 3,130
Loc: texas,usa Flag
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #12899132 - 07/14/10 05:23 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

lol i just wanted to see if it worked out???


--------------------

Awebig Faggot said " Nice fucking question, shivers blood.
Seriously, go." ahahah A prime example of getting mad through a computer


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDeekay
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/07/08
Posts: 3,220
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: SouthernGulfStyle]
    #12899243 - 07/14/10 05:41 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

edit: old ass post :omgz:


--------------------
Check out my gallery :sun:

Do YOU have The Band's sheet music books? I am paying cash!


Edited by Deekay (07/14/10 05:41 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Just when you thought reality tv had gone too far... TheDude 1,089 8 08/19/04 02:09 PM
by Che_Night_Soil
* "Reality" TV shows needs to DIE! ToTheSummit 1,307 7 02/28/03 10:21 AM
by JonnyOnTheSpot
* TV... the incessant TV
( 1 2 all )
TinTree 3,676 28 04/29/04 07:10 PM
by OldSpice
* A girl just fucked herself with a wine bottle on live UK TV
( 1 2 3 all )
Bi0TeK 10,501 41 01/17/09 07:32 PM
by Ferris
* OneMoreRobot look at this! I guess the rest of you can look to... bf6 504 11 05/20/05 10:37 AM
by badchad
* Over a year without TV
( 1 2 3 all )
LearyfanS 4,710 47 07/16/05 03:14 PM
by WeAreAllOne
* The Future: When TV's and Computer's Collide OneMoreRobot3021 605 3 10/12/05 02:04 PM
by XUL
* OneMoreRobot3021: The Only Interview You Need World Spirit 1,371 8 03/27/05 08:49 PM
by delta9

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,625 topic views. 2 members, 65 guests and 73 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.026 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 12 queries.