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OneMoreRobot3021


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I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show.
#5434323 - 03/23/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I mean. Why the hell not?
It's this one:
Rolling Stone Reality Show
Rock'n'roll. Fame. Deadlines.
Sound good to you? Here's your chance to apply for the life you always wanted.
Rolling Stone is looking for aspiring amateur journalists to compete for a one-year staff position with the magazine -- while MTV tapes the competition for a new reality series. Working with the magazine's top editors, competitors will hone their writing skills and secure interviews with major musicians, actors, and politicians.
"Throughout our history we have seen the careers of some of the nation's most notable journalists flourish, including Cameron Crowe and the late Hunter S. Thompson," says Rolling Stone founder and publish Jann Wenner. "We're anxious to meet the candidates and welcome them into the Rolling Stone family as they embark on their professional careers."
If you think you're made for Rolling Stone and MTV, here's what you need to know:
*The show will be taped for three months from June to August in New York City.
*To be eligible to apply, you must be at least 18 by June 9.
*You must be legally able to work in the U.S.
*Your first deadline: The application, including writing samples and a short videotape, must be received by April 7.
Interested? Then get going.
Download Application
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (03/23/06 12:44 PM)
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5434333 - 03/23/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Good luck. Tell them you're the next HST.
"I'm on 10 hits of LSD and I just stabbed some guy in the face down stairs, I think that makes me perfect for your shitty television show."
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5434334 - 03/23/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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OMG THAT WOULD BE SEW FUNNY LOL
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5434336 - 03/23/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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AND ORIGINAL
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5434337 - 03/23/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5434349 - 03/23/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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That would be killer if you got on there. You've definitely got the brains to do it.
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5434351 - 03/23/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd wear my Shroomery T-Shirt on the air.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5434354 - 03/23/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Too bad he doesn't have the semi-retarded mentality that is required by MTV audience.
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5434361 - 03/23/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeh that's what I'm worried about. 
This application is fucking LENGTHY.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5434364 - 03/23/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Kate Moss is related to that bar's managers wife who kicked me out
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: Jalruza]
#5434369 - 03/23/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Great - put that in your own thread, this one is about something else.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: Jalruza]
#5434370 - 03/23/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sweet, so if you give me a BJ is that kind of like getting one from that cocaine addicted whore?
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5434392 - 03/23/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sounds like perfect logic to me
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5434403 - 03/23/06 01:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think you'd be perfect for it. Show up wearing a shirt that says "FUCK MTV!"
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: daimyo]
#5437899 - 03/24/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm going through the Application right now and jeez, it is hefty. I don't know quite how honest to be. My gut instinct answers to many questions might be...well I dunno. I just dunno.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5437900 - 03/24/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5437903 - 03/24/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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They always want a gay guy.
Act gay up until the taping.
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5437906 - 03/24/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thanks, I think I'll apply!
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5437908 - 03/24/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nah, my gimmick'll just be my hair. They seem to want people not from NYC, I wanna be the token new york guy.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: I'm going to try and get on a Reality TV Show. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#5437940 - 03/24/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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They need people who fit classification.
Be the stereotypically Jewish guy.
Go for Woody Allen.
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