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jenerikcairet
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reason to need horse poo
#5424100 - 03/20/06 11:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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so where i live i know where to finds tons of free horse shit, im assuming...theres tons of stables and all that kinda ...well, shit... so im wondering when i go with my crazy hippie hair to ask all these crazy strangers who own horses for their horse shit, what reason would i have to give them other than something really generic like, its for my yard...first of all its march, second of all... that only makes so much sense...
are there any other good reasons that i would need a little bit of horse poos hould i just say my mothers growing tomatos inside or something or would that even make any sense?
is horse shit used ever for growing marijuana, i dont want them thinking thats what i want it for...
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Mushroom_Mike
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its just manure man, its shit it has nutrients in it, i think mainly nitrogen.
not like you know them or they know you, and not like they will demand you give them your address and what exactly you are going to be using their horse shit for? Like they'd really care, they are going to be like, SURE! take all you'd like . they dont give a damn what you do with it, just take it off their hands, less work for them.
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Teon
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One word: fertilizer.
Don't sweat it. Be cool. If it's a large stable than you're probably not the only person that has inquired about getting your hands on some horse poo.
If you feel the need (which you shouldn't) you can always claim to be running an errand for a parent.
"Why do I need horse poo? Because my Dad told me to come here and get some and when I disobey my father..."
Be prepared to appeal to the culture you suspect you will encounter.
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jenerikcairet
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Re: reason to need horse poo [Re: Teon]
#5424355 - 03/21/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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thanks guys youre right...
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cappa
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I put some thought into this as well. They probably won't even ask you...but....if they do.. You grow your own veggies. Tell them you are making your own compost. Tell them you're into natural foods and don't like the pesticides and crap that's on the veggies at the store. Also mention that the 'organic' section is too expensive. Paint a picture of a naturalist, vegetarian hippie.
If you look like a hippie, this won't be out of place at all.
They'll be thinkin 'Friggin dirty, poor ass broke, vegetarian hippies! Sheesh! I thought we were rid of them by now!'
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Re: reason to need horse poo [Re: cappa]
#5424377 - 03/21/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Oh, and by the way, we grow copious amounts of ganja, right?" "yeah?" "and your carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer." "yeah?" "You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturist!"
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Re: reason to need horse poo [Re: cappa]
#5424453 - 03/21/06 03:52 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
cappa said: Paint a picture of a naturalist, vegetarian hippie.
If you look like a hippie, this won't be out of place at all.
They'll be thinkin 'Friggin dirty, poor ass broke, vegetarian hippies! Sheesh! I thought we were rid of them by now!'
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jenerikcairet
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Re: reason to need horse poo [Re: csyhomme]
#5424457 - 03/21/06 03:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah ive got a lot of curly hair up in here... but if i paint the hippie picture i dont risk the whole growing drugs scenario?
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lunaloca
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Quote:
jenerikcairet said: yeah ive got a lot of curly hair up in here... but if i paint the hippie picture i dont risk the whole growing drugs scenario?
Stick with the 'Garden' story--Works every time.
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Re: reason to need horse poo [Re: lunaloca]
#5424553 - 03/21/06 08:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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this kid jenerikcairet, i hear hes a grape smuggler.
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coda
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Re: reason to need horse poo [Re: Hamstercut]
#5424982 - 03/21/06 11:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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more often then not stables and farms are ecstatic to get rid of their manure for free. It's less work and money for them to worry about.
Just say your helping out your mom or your tending to your own garden. Regardless of what you look like im sure they'll be more then happy to point you towards a mountain of shit and hand you a shovel
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