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Some nonsense poems and paragraphs I wrote to amuse
    #5424018 - 03/20/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

short surreal verses and paragraphs I made

A square ball
A round cube
Are about as likely
As a straightened pube*

Greasy glue and
nice smelling poo
change in lattitudes
long overdue

To climb a flat hill
With lightweight lead boots
Would need the sun
pulled out by its roots.

radical measures are required dontya reckon?
*UK abbreviation for public hair
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Nonsense story..........

A Jacket Scratcher ate some ?not-so magic? mushrooms while blending is way through the hook recycled, "Smothering Tights".
Furry money is needed when Inevitibale torch-folders fuse Lightweight lead.
Tiny giants would otherwise bear all of the floor climbers wouldnt they?

Thank God for drug-shoes eh
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Surreal career forecasts

Careers in the 21st century

Arm-grading is a bell end knob. Jelly Pressers have more frost-eggs. This is because Scissor Grower climates like ours encourage the fused plastic Book Sniffers among us to resort to the old "Tap-seat Wrapper" ways of doing things.

Sheet Swillers could be next. The leading Chicken Spinners reckon that Breathing instructors stand the best pants with Floor climbers

Thank god for basket boots eh

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Satans last lament

Satan is a Crybaby

Sonic towels,
Wobbly shirt,
Slimy spikes,
So tickets hide dirt.

Listening to peanuts,
Sarcastic Sardines,
Framing the peel-huts,
No hammers are keen.

Flatulent Baby Readers
Smoked, Stretchy Head
Ingestible flight tights
The tank is in bed

Inflatable scone holders,
threaten today?s tags
Trouser Trouts, now older,
Wished cars came in bags.

Motionless Missiles try
farting a fridge,
Forming the cat dials
Bleeding times foulest ridge


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If you look closer at the grey, you see millions of different coloured dots


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