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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: DNKYD]
    #5420354 - 03/19/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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DNKYD said:
in no time you and her will be acting out her wildest sexual secretary fantasies for all of the Shroomery to see on webcam.




You really think that I would parade intimate details of our prospective sex life all over the Shroomery?

You know me too well.


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420370 - 03/19/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5421336 - 03/20/06 05:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Just be yourself, and try not to be TOO shy.

She wont be able to help but like you  :heart:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: Liz]
    #5421476 - 03/20/06 07:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahah this thread is hilarious, some of your shroomerites come up with some funny ass shit.

But seriously, Randal, good luck bro. She's probably nervous aswell so just remember that. I bet you guys do fine. P.S. If she has any hot friends let me know I'm on the lookout for a nice GF :strokebeard:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: Liz]
    #5422846 - 03/20/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Some more info:  She's 28.  I was kind of surprised at this as she looks like she is 24 or so.  She doesn't really like her job.  She used to be married (that made me get a little freaked).  She has no kids (Phew....).  She's incredibly hot but in a subdued kind of way (she's pretty and has a "Playboy" body... :eek:).  How in the hell I got her to go out with me I don't know.  She is just downright dreamy.  I just want to fall into her eyes when I talk to her.  Ok....I'll shut up now and stop being so lame.

We went out to eat at an Italian place.  Because we are both quiet we didn't blab continuously but the conversation flowed decently.  It's cool that she is able to just sit and enjoy silence without getting uncomfortable like a lot of people do.  She actually gets my dry sense of humor! 

All in all it was a genuinely pleasant evening.  :thumbup:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5422853 - 03/20/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm glad it went well  :thumbup:

How'd the evening end?  Did you kiss her?  Tell her you enjoyed the date?  Tell her you'd call her? 

Details damnit!!  :smirk:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: Liz]
    #5422892 - 03/20/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Liz said:
How'd the evening end?  Did you kiss her?  Tell her you enjoyed the date?  Tell her you'd call her? 





We got done eating and we chatted some more.  Eventually we decided to call it a night.  I mentioned that we should do something else some time.  She smiled and she seemed to express a genuine interest in doing that.  :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

I didn't kiss her, but I did give her a hug.  It was a badass hug too.  Her ...ahem... very ample breasts pressed up against me and my hands were around her waist.  Given that I have not gotten laid in some months...my head started to practically swim.  I felt like I was high on some drug.  :tongue:

P.S.  Pretty soon....no more masturbation to 10 second porn clips that fill my computer with spyware!  Woohoo!  :lol:  But seriously, this girl seems genuinely nice.  When a girl seems genuinely nice I don't treat her like a whore.  I actually want to get to know her and hang out with her.


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5422917 - 03/20/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: awesome!

I hope it works out for you.  Give her a call tomorrow or the next day and make plans for a night coming up, maybe have her over for a movie on your kick ass TV  :grin:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5422929 - 03/20/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Did you say "I've got this friend codenamed shrooma on this illegal drug forum I frequent and he wants to know if you got any hot chicky babe friends"?


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5423336 - 03/20/06 08:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
P.S.  Pretty soon....no more masturbation to 10 second porn clips that fill my computer with spyware!  Woohoo!  :lol: 




thats when u know u got it bad


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5423481 - 03/20/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Congrats, man!


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5423514 - 03/20/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ahaha! nice man! your teacher sounds dreamy


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5423641 - 03/20/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Good to hear.  Good luck, enjoy it while it lasts... :thumbup: :smirk:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5423688 - 03/20/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Congratulations man. :cheers:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) *DELETED* [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5423710 - 03/20/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: eligal]
    #5425206 - 03/21/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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ahaha! nice man! your teacher sounds dreamy




She's not a teacher. She is one of the school secretaries.


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5425214 - 03/21/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

teacher sounds sexier...


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: Ferris]
    #5425216 - 03/21/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Chicks DIG sappy shy guys




:lol: 

Sappy shy guys always end up in the "friend's zone" in my experience.


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5425230 - 03/21/06 01:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's just the jaded shy guy's way oflooking for it. I'm the sappy shy guy and I got the gorgeous girl, 3 years runnin' now. Bam. :smirk:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5425260 - 03/21/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Oh shit! I was being cynical in that post. I'm not allowed to do that anymore.


LOVE!!!!!!!


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