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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that)
    #5420005 - 03/19/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

oh boy oh boy oh boy

I have a date tomorrow!  And she's not ugly!  I'm not lying, I swear!

She works at the school that I go to.  It's kind of top-secret that we are going out because I'm sure there are rules against student/employee fraternization.  She is SO pretty.  :heart:  I'll try to get a pic of her sometime and I'll post it.  And she's all quiet and stuff which is really cool because I'm quiet. 

Does anybody else have thoughts of L-U-V on the mind?


Edited by RandalFlagg (03/19/06 07:28 PM)


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Re: It's spring and a young man's heart turns to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420008 - 03/19/06 07:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:woot:

congrats man!


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420016 - 03/19/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yea...my ex-feincee bascailly fucked my world up again...

:mad:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5420019 - 03/19/06 07:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

LOVE!!!!!


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420029 - 03/19/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

haha..yea,it's love...sure does suck though...

good luck on your date..hah,i'm sure everybody wants to hear all about it afterwords :wink:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5420032 - 03/19/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

CaptainH13 said:
good luck on your date..hah,i'm sure everybody wants to hear all about it afterwords :wink:




Let's be honest...it's probably going to be a train wreck.  But, I'm going to try anyway.


Edited by RandalFlagg (03/19/06 07:39 PM)


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420042 - 03/19/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I have thoughts of having sex with mass amounts of women at the same time. Does that count as love?


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420044 - 03/19/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hah..eh..think about it,you still dated a teacher,or whatever position they are in..that's always something to say :crazy:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: BuddahKillah]
    #5420045 - 03/19/06 07:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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I have thoughts of having sex with mass amounts of women at the same time. Does that count as love?




Close enough.


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5420060 - 03/19/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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hah..eh..think about it,you still dated a teacher,or whatever position they are in..that's always something to say :crazy:




She's a secretary.  She answers phones and greets people as they come in the door.  I've been dreaming up stupid reasons to make trips to the front office for the past several weeks.  "Hi...I need this photo-copied."  "Hi...I was looking for so and so".

I'm so bad at talking with women that I find attractive.  Most of the time I just clam up and I can't say anything.  I had to force myself to talk to her.  I got her to smile and I asked for her number and she gave it to me!  I called her tonight and she said that we could go do something tomorrow after she gets off work.

*Randal gushes with boyish enthusiasm*


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5420064 - 03/19/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

CaptainH13 said:
hah..eh..think about it,you still dated a teacher,or whatever position they are in..that's always something to say :crazy:




hmm... yea. teacher sex is the best. atleast, so ive been told...

i wonder what strings she can pull to get you some As  :grin:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420070 - 03/19/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you should tell her your doing a project photo-coping the female anatomy,and hers was the Best around...

:doh:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5420075 - 03/19/06 07:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Note to self: Never take advice from this guy.


Edited by RandalFlagg (03/19/06 07:54 PM)


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420081 - 03/19/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

advice doesn't have to have the intent to help does it? :lol:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5420095 - 03/19/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Dude she probably belongs to this forum secretly. wouldn't that kick ass if she grew shroomies.

it couldn't get much better


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420152 - 03/19/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:heart:

Awwwwww, I'm excited for you! it won't be a train wreck, it'll be fantastic, Good luck! keep us updated!

:heart:


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: Gillette]
    #5420157 - 03/19/06 08:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

leave the gun at home


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: fresh313]
    #5420169 - 03/19/06 08:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Make her snort crystal meth then tie her up and forget about her for a few days.


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: BuddahKillah]
    #5420306 - 03/19/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Make her snort crystal meth then tie her up and forget about her for a few days.




That didn't go over too well with my last girlfriend.


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Re: It's spring and a young man's thoughts turn to love (or something like that) [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5420343 - 03/19/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Your date will probably go fine. In fact, you'll probably score a few more dates. And in no time you and her will be acting out her wildest sexual secretary fantasies for all of the Shroomery to see on webcam.


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